Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[Mist7676]

I agree with the 2B but what if they rise against us? How about we split up Kiwi's army and give a share to each of us?


We don't have to give 2B every week...

[Robotnick2]

@Mist

THEY'RE giving US money, not the other way round

[kiwieagle]

T-bone bomb me.


and lol magrathea has 5m citizens.

[kiwieagle]

Seriously, annihilate my city.

[Robotnick2]

Regain control of my aircraft from the revolutionaries, use them to prevent T-Bone from attacking Flying Kiwi

T-Bone, if you try to bomb this country, then I will stop you. I urge Fallen Angels to help as well

EDIT: Oh, and Kiwi? I have 6m, not 5. And that's only because they all died, from a virus YOU released.

[kiwieagle]

lol robotnick you have 5m citizens.


oh and chesskid even though you didnt help me, I will forgive you if you kill robotnick.

[kiwieagle]

Your whole CITY is a fifth of T-Bones army just an fyi

[Robotnick2]

Robotnick2

Name: Magrathea
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 6,487,460
Money: £2,000,000,000

And BTW, why would Chesskid need your forgiveness? You've lost, you're out of the game, you have no country. Dead. Lost. Loser.
GTFO.

[kiwieagle]

You lost, and came back.

[kiwieagle]

/rein

[CSL]

Send a poison grenade down the vent

You has no control of the country. Your presence in this world is no longer required.

[inspiratieloos]

I also protest the destruction of Flying Kiwi.

Send planes to defend Flying Kiwi in case of bombardment.

Wouldn't it be better to see what happens after kiwieagle dies/is captured before deciding whether to conquer it or do something else? What happens when you try to take control of a population that just won it's freedom in a revolution? There's also still that army of 1.1m that might protest.

[theplague42]

Vaccine to non-loyalist Kiwis.

No people = no money.

Also, we should let the revolutionaries decide what to do, with the condition they must supply us with either money or troops each turn.

[theplague42]

Hmm.

Claim the formerly-Kiwi-controlled Astariel II for the Isles.

Feel free to divvy up Flying Kiwi. I'm good.

[Blackberry]

/PROCLAIMS FLYING KIWI FOR MYSELF

<-- Kiwi's ex-husband who is now taking over

[theplague42]

Attack Blackberry.

Vaccine to Astariel II once I assume control of it.

[Mist7676]

Blackberry. -.-

So Astrial II and the Peninsula are gone.

[Tragedy]

We could use Flying Kiwi for meetings, hospitals, jails, and crap.

[Mist7676]

But people live there. I wouldn't want to move everyone out so we can take over their cities for bad people...

[Robotnick2]

Hmm.

Claim the formerly-Kiwi-controlled Astariel II for the Isles.

Feel free to divvy up Flying Kiwi. I'm good.

Could I please ask for the technology from Astariel II be shared with Magrathea? Some of it is of particular interest to us.

[kiwieagle]

...suicidal?

-.-


BOMB BE TBONE
especially astariel 2

[theplague42]

Hmm.

Claim the formerly-Kiwi-controlled Astariel II for the Isles.

Feel free to divvy up Flying Kiwi. I'm good.

Could I please ask for the technology from Astariel II be shared with Magrathea? Some of it is of particular interest to us.

PM me with the tech you are interested in and we'll talk.

[Blackberry]

Attack Blackberry.

Vaccine to Astariel II once I assume control of it.

<--- is not a player
<--- wonders why you are wasting resources attacking a fruit

[izakthegoomba]

Sorry Blackberry, Flying Kiwi has been conquered, so the slot isnt available for replacing in to.

kiwi, I'll put you on the replacement list.

-----

The Bird Flu killed a bunch more people, but death tolls are falling.

For Ethernia, 2,100,000 died.
For Flying Kiwi, 2,000,000 died.
For Chesstopia, 400,000 died.
For The Zimbabwean Republic, 6,000 died.
For Intibo, 2,000 died.
For Fallen Angels, 2,000 died.
For Melodica, 1,000 died.

-----

Chesstopia

is moving in large numbers of citizens from

Ethernia

and

Astariel I

, presumably to fill the gaps created by the Bird Flu.

-----

In

Flying Kiwi

, Lemaness Nicatilpoi made a speech, on live global television...

"People of Planet MafiaScum, I am pleased to announce that the nation of Flying Kiwi is finally free from it's oppressors, and very shortly, you will witness our final victory, to end the war and bring these former tyrants to justice.

"We will be holding elections for a new leadership in four weeks time

(OOC: that's four updates)

, in which any citizen of Flying Kiwi who is aged at least 18 may vote. In the meantime, I hope you will all cooperate to start rebuilding our society.

"I would like to thank the leaders of Fallen Angels, Magrathea, Calamity Isles, Melodica, Intibo and Arnor, for both military and political support. We will attempt to repay any nation that has suffered damages in this war.

"Furthermore, I would like to extend to offer of an alliance to Fallen Angels and Magrathea.

"Now, in this video footage, you can see the final defeat of our enemies..."

*cuts to a view of the entrance to the vault*

Many soldiers are seen, preparing for an assault. A voiceover by Nicatilpoi says:

"In every way possible, we have given the people inside the vault one last chance to surrender. We received no reply. I had planted an agent close to kiwieagle before he retreated to the vault. Now, that agent has orders to overpower the guards, and open the doors..."

For a few seconds, nothing happens. Then, slowly, the huge steel blast doors begin to rumble apart. They reveal a massive stairway leading deep underground. The soldiers proceed to charge in. And as the doors fully open, music starts playing...

"We have taken kiwieagle and his associates captive, and intend to bring them to justice in fair trials.

"I would like to invite judges and other officials from Draconia to assist us in these trials, thanks to Draconia's general neutrality and consistency. We hope this will help retain impartiality.

-----

But the victory was to be short-lived. Mere hours after the triumphant broadcast from Lemaness Nicatilpoi,

Chesstopia

unleashed it's wrath once more. Another huge barrage of missiles flew over the border, and in the disorganised post-war state,

Flying Kiwi

was defenceless. The only saving grace was that many people had fled the large cities during the fighting, lowering the death toll. However, the foreign armies, who were almost all in the capital, suffered heavy losses. Much of the capital's infrastructure has been wrecked, and that of the other major cities has been seriously damaged.

In the chaos, almost all communications have been lost, and nobody knows whether Nicatilpoi, Kiwieagle, or other important figures survived the attack...

For Flying Kiwi, 4,300,000 died. The country is wrecked.
For Fallen Angels, 32,600 died.
For Magrathea, 3,400 died.
For Calamity Isles, 4,700 died.
For Melodica, 65,900 died.
For Intibo, 274,000 died.

[Tragedy]

Oh god, Chesskid.