Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[izakthegoomba]

The trial will start in a few hours. All statements made by players will be entirely public - you will be called upon to post them.

The next few days will take an unusual form, with updates just coming at any time I can do them. Anyone who wishes to make a statement should prepare it now - also, kiwieagle may wish to talk with his defence council

The trial will be for two charges (war crimes and crimes against humanity), each with multiple parts. Good luck to all involved!

[inspiratieloos]

*grabs popcorn*

[Drench]

just say denny crane to every question, kiwieagle, you'll surely be found not guilty if you do

[Drench]

also can i recolonize

greater walesia has a newfound interest in using national funds to construct huge dicks and the like

[David Xanatos]

We regret that most academics are currently focussed on the Bird Flu right now, although I'm sure after the crisis has passed we can find you a psychologist to deal with your overcompensation problems.

[Drench]

We regret that most academics are currently focussed on the Bird Flu right now, although I'm sure after the crisis has passed we can find you a psychologist to deal with your overcompensation problems.

[inspiratieloos]

How many psychologists do you need to research a virus anyway?

[Cybele]

In order to cure a virus, you have to

think like a virus.

[killerjester]

Shouldn't be hard

[inspiratieloos]

So again,

how many do you need?

I'm sure they can spare one to get Drench over his issues.

[T-Bone]

The defense motions to dismiss this trail on the grounds of ridiculousness.

[inspiratieloos]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

[David Xanatos]

It is the honourable Professor Figmund Sroyd's opinion that Drench will be a case worthy of not only an article in a medical journal, but may contain entirely new insights into the field. It is for this reason he has recommended that the treatment be postponed until after investigations conclude. However, he would rather like to know why T-Bone wishes to dismiss a trial based on "ridiculousness", and wonders if this is linked subconsciously to T-Bone's previous experience with clowns.

[animorpherv1]

However, he would rather like to know why T-Bone wishes to dismiss a trial based on "ridiculousness", and wonders if this is linked subconsciously to T-Bone's previous experience with

*cuts, David repeats the following*

overcompensation problems.

[T-Bone]

DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THE MOTHERFUCKING CLOWNS!!!!

[Cybele]

HoNk :o)

[theplague42]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

QFT.

[inspiratieloos]

Note to self: When sending a mission to intimidate/kidnap/assassinate T-Bone dress my guys as clowns

[T-Bone]

The winners can be brought up on crimes too. Remember that.

[theplague42]

The winners can

occasionally

be brought up on

very minor

crimes too. Remember that.

FTFY.

[chesskid3]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

QFT.

This is like the Chesstopian motto man

[T-Bone]

Shhh you're not supposed to tell the truth Plague. I was trying to scare people!!

[theplague42]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

QFT.

This is like the Chesstopian motto man

What happens if you lose?

[T-Bone]

If he loses, he spends the next 1000 years in prison for all the crimes he's committed duh.

Wait nevermind, Chesskid has been assassinated like 3 times already. I guess that's how he keeps getting away with it

[theplague42]

Yeah, shouldn't assassinations do something? I never assassinated anybody but I'd still expect....

something

to happen upon the death of a leader. The Chesstopian riots don't seem to be doing much.