Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[Robotnick2]

We're giving 2 lots of Monday updates, as usual.

Aren't we, Izak? (Loaded question...)

[David Xanatos]

Banking crisis. You're all skint because you had to bail a cheese manufacturer out to protect the cheddar market.

Robotnick2 is currently dancing in the court in a monkey outfit to earn some money for food.

[Robotnick2]

Can we have the court chronicler removed please for chronicling incorrectly?

[izakthegoomba]

Robotnick, how is it that you've posted hundreds of times, and yet your title has only just changed to Goon? (avoiding loaded question...)

[Robotnick2]

Yay! I'm a goon!

(Because I've never really played mafia on here. My first game was a travesty, I played so terribly. I'd never played mafia before, and it really put me off playing, so I practised for like 6 months on EpicMafia, and have only just started to play mafia on here again. I'm still technically not a SE, even though I've been here nearly 7 months...)

And answer the question goddamnit! *slams hand on table*

[izakthegoomba]

So is mine your second ever game? O_o

[Robotnick2]

When I signed up for it, yup. I've since replaced into 2 other games, one of which I was lynched the day after I replaced in, making it my first completed game, and the other is ongoing

[T-Bone]

Note: if I misspell things, fuck you.

Okay. I'm asking a few questions, just quote them and answer them. If I don't ask a question to you, it's not appropriate for you to respond.

So you took office 15 years ago? What about the guy before you, are you accountable for anything he did, good or bad?

The defense would like to note, Kiwi II cannot be held accountable for the actions of his predecessor. But we will get to that later.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), why is Kiwieagle II on trial?

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), in Magrathea, what is the policy on innocence. Is it innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? In Margrathea is the burden of proof on the prosecution or on the defense?

These questions are asked because the defense would like to get a sense of the background in which Mr. Slaterfast (sp) can make these statements.

Mr. Slaterfast, why are you here? why are you presenting statements against my client Kiwieagle II?

[theplague42]

Wait, so only posts in the "Mafia Games" forum counts towards your title? I did not know that!

Also, I've always wondered why Robotnick was just a Townsperson but had several hundred posts....

[Robotnick2]

So you took office 15 years ago? What about the guy before you, are you accountable for anything he did, good or bad?

I am accountable for the actions of my office.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), why is Kiwieagle II on trial?

Slartibartfast. The Rt. Hon. Slartibartfast. And it is not my position to say why he is on trial, I am simply a witness. I would, however, advise you to listen to the court in future.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), in Magrathea, what is the policy on innocence. Is it innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? In Margrathea is the burden of proof on the prosecution or on the defense?

In Magrathea, we are innocent until proven guilty. The burden of proof lies with the prosecution

Mr. Slaterfast, why are you here? why are you presenting statements against my client Kiwieagle II?

I was asked to present evidence as a witness by the prosecution. Is this relevant?

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[JDGA]

Note: if I misspell things, fuck you.

Okay. I'm asking a few questions, just quote them and answer them. If I don't ask a question to you, it's not appropriate for you to respond.

So you took office 15 years ago? What about the guy before you, are you accountable for anything he did, good or bad?

The defense would like to note, Kiwi II cannot be held accountable for the actions of his predecessor. But we will get to that later.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), why is Kiwieagle II on trial?

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), in Magrathea, what is the policy on innocence. Is it innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? In Margrathea is the burden of proof on the prosecution or on the defense?

These questions are asked because the defense would like to get a sense of the background in which Mr. Slaterfast (sp) can make these statements.

Mr. Slaterfast, why are you here? why are you presenting statements against my client Kiwieagle II?

None of this is relevant. None of it.

[Drench]

how is it not relevant

[theplague42]

None of this is relevant. None of it.

Overruled. Establishing the character and possible bias of the witness.

[T-Bone]

Did you think that Kiwieagle II was a good leader? Yes or no?

[Robotnick2]

Anyone gonna object to that?

[animorpherv1]

Hoorah OOC text. Not sure how T-Bone's gonna worm his way out of this one. What with all the strawman kiwieagle II saying stuff.

[inspiratieloos]

So you took office 15 years ago? What about the guy before you, are you accountable for anything he did, good or bad?

The defense would like to note, Kiwi II cannot be held accountable for the actions of his predecessor. But we will get to that later.

Irrelevant. (the charges pertaining this have already been dismissed)

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), in Magrathea, what is the policy on innocence. Is it innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? In Margrathea is the burden of proof on the prosecution or on the defense?

Argumentative, with a lot of trouble you might have been able to rephrase it.

The other questions, while mostly useless aren't really against the rules afaik.

(I'm guessing we're leaving compound question out of it for gameplay purposes )
In any case the questions were answered before an objection was made so they go through.

Did you think that Kiwieagle II was a good leader? Yes or no?

Objection, calls for conclusion.

[T-Bone]

Establishing the character of the witness is allowed in trial proceedings, which is what I was doing.

You are also not the prosecution so overruled on everything you just said.

[inspiratieloos]

Prosecution, I'd object to the last question based on 'calls for conclusion'.

Happy now?

[kiwieagle]

Hoorah OOC text. Not sure how T-Bone's gonna worm his way out of this one. What with all the strawman kiwieagle II saying stuff.

strawman was fake just fyi

I killed him due to the point that you and robotnick were manipulating him.

[kiwieagle]

also its obviously hard to worm your way out of a EXTREMELY biased judge (and im not suprised ani supports him because he knows I can easily obliterate him. Same with mist (who I alread did once) and robotnick (who I already did once) )

[kiwieagle]

Prosecution, I'd object to the last question based on 'calls for conclusion'.

Happy now?

Actually thats based on how the person views the question.

[kiwieagle]

So you took office 15 years ago? What about the guy before you, are you accountable for anything he did, good or bad?

I am accountable for the actions of my office.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), why is Kiwieagle II on trial?

Slartibartfast. The Rt. Hon. Slartibartfast. And it is not my position to say why he is on trial, I am simply a witness. I would, however, advise you to listen to the court in future.

Mr. Slaterfast (sp), in Magrathea, what is the policy on innocence. Is it innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? In Margrathea is the burden of proof on the prosecution or on the defense?

In Magrathea, we are innocent until proven guilty. The burden of proof lies with the prosecution

Mr. Slaterfast, why are you here? why are you presenting statements against my client Kiwieagle II?

I was asked to present evidence as a witness by the prosecution. Is this relevant?

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To your first question:

Is the current president of russia accountable for stalin?

[David Xanatos]

I believe those can be considered threats in a courtroom. Threats of "obliterating" a group of nations no less..

[Mist7676]

You didn't defeat me and robotnick by your self >.>