Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[theplague42]

They're anarchists as far as I know.

[inspiratieloos]

More likely to be controlled by a player I think, deciding what they'll do in a fair way would be hell on the mod(s) if it were an NPC organisation. Although izak does seem to like writing speeches

[izakthegoomba]

Correction: nobody else ever wants wants to write the speeches. If this game ever gets a re-run or a sequel or something, it will be mandatory to write your own speeches.

OP update soon.

[T-Bone]

Dark Moon only continued to operate in Deimoska because I allowed it. They weren't bothering me, and I assumed it was one of you fools.

However, once this stupid invasion is crushed, I'm going to crush them. Since they helped Fallen Angels in the initial attack.

[killerjester]

"In the Emperor's name, let none survive!" - T-Bone 40K

[inspiratieloos]

Do make sure you keep some alive for questioning.

[T-Bone]

It'll be a capture mission probably.

[izakthegoomba]

The war in Deimoska goes on, but the attacking armies are losing the will to go on. They see thousands of their fellow soldiers cut down every day, and know it will be their turn soon.

Caledonia's

army, however, is fighting as hard as ever, and quickly pushing the enemy back out of their region.

For Intibo, 10,000 died, 14,000 remain fighting.
For Fallen Angels, 36,000 died, 126,000 remain fighting.
For Caledonia, 19,000 died.

[T-Bone]

After watching the Republican debates...

Fuck it. We need world peace.

I declare peace with all of you! OR ELSE you will be shunned until you accept it.

[animorpherv1]

mhm.

Peace.

[T-Bone]

Compared to them, we look like amazing world leaders!

And we're waging war for no reason other than to be entertaining!

[Tragedy]

What do we obtain if we gained peace?
Wouldn't selfishness overpower their senses?

Glorious, what is peace?

[T-Bone]

Peace is hard.

Fuck it. Let the wars continue!

[kiwieagle]

Yay!

[JDGA]

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[theplague42]

I think the main appeal of this game is to rule the world as we see fit, without RL nitwit politicians. And that goes for the extremes of both sides, not just one.

[CSL]

Spend whatever money i have left on Defense Troops

[theplague42]

4B on more oil rigs and refineries.
4B improving my intelligence agency.
1B expanding my colony and exploring its island.
1B on defenses for the colony.

[killerjester]

8B on having whatever is considered 'exceptional' communications

(wanna make this easy on the OP)
Specifically, but not limited to, the following. Giving subsidies towards large internet and mobile phone companies. Funding development towards the just-mentioned. Improving the national postal system. Making dedicated networks for emergency services, the government, the military, and any major infrastructure companies.

3B into MASA

Assign a group of Alterian scientists to assist in the MASA program, looking into possibilities of Communications satellites.

1B into upkeep

[izakthegoomba]

Hi, everyone. I just got out of hospital a few hours ago; I've managed to break my collarbone, and I can't move my arm for a few weeks. I'm hoping I can keep up with this site, and I will definitely keep modding this, but flavour text and OP updates will be pretty sparse.

Thankfully, theamatuer will be handling the weekly updates.

[animorpherv1]

Get well soon!

[theamatuer]

I can help with flavor as well if he wishes

[izakthegoomba]

theamatuer, I think that would just overcomplicate things, but thanks for the offer.

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The invaders continue to retreat in the face of blistering firepower.

For Intibo, 4,000 died, 10,000 remain fighting.
For Fallen Angels, 32,000 died, 94,000 remain fighting.
For Caledonia, 16,000 died.

[Robotnick2]

<3 to Izak. Get well soon!

[chesskid3]

feel better dude