Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[Tragedy]

Spend 2B on Mining Resources.

[Drench]

I WANT MY MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT CHESSKID ALL THE TIME PLEASE

ALSO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A PENIS FROM FAR OFF

[theplague42]

Then it's plague's call.

I hate decisions.

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For a second I thought you said [endoftopicsposting].

[chesskid3]

fire a missile from my finger at Drench's finger

loljk

[Mist7676]

spend 4B on my suicide makie it a big show with a lot of lights. ohh make it a show where people choose how i kill myself!!'



im bored of this

[CSL]

How about I dunk just your head in an icy lake for about 10 minutes, and call it a day?

[Mist7676]

*arrives at CSL's palace and lays down on the floor*

kill me now and have no mercy

[JDGA]

[CSL]

You're making this too easy for me.

I killed you once already -points to head on a plaque- and now I get to whack you again.

Guards, take her away. This should prove amusing.

[Mist7676]

NO KILL ME YOURSELF

[CSL]

That's my plan. You're getting 24 hours to prepare to walk to the lake. While you're going to die anyways, I will not have you frozen to death.

[Mist7676]

ok. sits in my chamber. Dresses into a swimsuit. I WANT TO FREEZE TO DEATH

[CSL]

You'll be forced to wear whatever is appropriate anyways. Not my problem.

[inspiratieloos]

spend 4B on my suicide makie it a big show with a lot of lights. ohh make it a show where people choose how i kill myself!!'



im bored of this

^Needs to be bolded

[Mist7676]

While I die

Sends out important message to my officials telling them theplauge42 is now in charge of Intibo

[theplague42]

plague

ftfy

[izakthegoomba]

President Mist of

Intibo

has been forcibly taken into a mental institute after making plans to waste the country's money committing suicide, televise herself doing so, and demanding that the government of the Calamity Isles take control of her country. She is being assessed by the very best psychologists available, but rumours are flying across the country.

[T-Bone]

REPLACEMENT LIST!

[inspiratieloos]

So doing/saying crazy things does have an effect

Awesome.

[izakthegoomba]

I do read this thread, you know.

[inspiratieloos]

More that the things you say that aren't entirely serious cause the NPCs to have a spontaneous reaction.

[theplague42]

The Calamity Isles would like to stake our claim to the governance of Intibo depending on the results of a national referendum in Intibo.

100M on taking that referendum
900M on advertising how the Calamity Isles will rule justly and peacefully; also, we're the least fascist nation in the world.

[kiwieagle]

REPLACEMENT LIST!

[kiwieagle]

Calamity Union

[kiwieagle]

What are slave countries called?