The Scummies, 2011... Live! (ish)

[xRECKONERx]

It's okay, vezok won a Scummie by default.

[Faraday]

Winner.

edit: congrats to everyone else who won too, obv.

[Amrun]

A scummy came out of my first modded game!! I'm so happy.

[animorpherv1]

A scummy came out of my first modded game!! I'm so happy.

Congrats! That's always something good. Wish I could've said the same.

[Mr. Flay]

Okay, errr...stupid question. Why was I in a unicorn shirt?

[Xalxe]

Okay, errr...stupid question. Why was I in a unicorn shirt?

You're right, it was a stupid question.

[CrashTextDummie]

Oh wow, I'm very honored to receive a scummy!

Everyone who's familiar with the game knows that the claim was a result of joint scheming by the whole remaining scumteam, I was merely the guy who pulled the trigger on it, so my sincerest thanks for a jolly good time go out to my buddies MBL and Magister Ludi once again. And Amrun as well, who kept my spirits high even as things turned sour for us. <3

By the way, I think this is my first scummies appearance in 6 years on the site, so getting the opening segment put a huge smile on my face.

Congrats to all the other winners and thanks for a good show!

[Untrod Tripod]

Okay, errr...stupid question. Why was I in a unicorn shirt?

a unicorn making love to a keebler elf shirt

[Mr. Flay]

Brevity is the soul of wit. And you're not answering the question.

[UberNinja]

Omg whose sexy voice was that in the "Friends of Spyrex Foundation" commercial? That was perfect on so many levels. You could tell from the wavering monotone that he was trying not to laugh. Reminded me of a Jennifer Aniston "give thanks" ad. lol

Congrats to all who won! Especially to those who won more than once! <3

[Xalxe]

Omg whose sexy voice was that in the "Friends of Spyrex Foundation" commercial? That was perfect on so many levels. You could tell from the wavering monotone that he was trying not to laugh. Reminded me of a Jennifer Aniston "give thanks" ad. lol

Congrats to all who won! Especially to those who won more than once! <3

UntrodTripod narrated. Morgan Freeman and Jennifer Aniston were unavailable on such short notice.

[Untrod Tripod]

Brevity is the soul of wit. And you're not answering the question.

a. it's a reference to ATHF
b. I needed you to be wearing another ridiculous piece of costumery and that's what I came up with

Omg whose sexy voice was that in the "Friends of Spyrex Foundation" commercial? That was perfect on so many levels. You could tell from the wavering monotone that he was trying not to laugh. Reminded me of a Jennifer Aniston "give thanks" ad. lol

...thanks?

[AniX]

Jokes on you guys: Even if the film crew had gotten video of me shooting my great-great-great grandfather, it wouldn't have given you a "western" feel. You'd get a "death of millions to potato famine" feel.

[SleepyKrew]

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Congrats to all the winners

Also, proofreading is tech. Some minor grammatical errors, wrong person speaking sometimes, and two glaring mistakes (unless it's a joke that I don't get...).

[Mastermind of Sin]

I approve of my dance cameo.

[Glork]

Obligatory grats to all the nominees and winners and stuff.

And welcome, RECK. <3

[xRECKONERx]

<3

I'd like to thank the Academy.

And dramonic for making really broken games which allowed me to steamroll the scum in most of them.

[Gammagooey]

Completely lost it at the woo in the pants-on-head advertisement. Awesome show and I already want to see the commentary on the re-reckoning and scummer of love that'll hopefully be in next years, and congrats to the winners!

[Amrun]

PSA was definitely the highlight.

woooooooooo

[DeasVail]

Very nice show

Well done to the winners!

[Voidedmafia]

I DID SOMETHING! AND WON SOMETHING! MY MAFIASCUM LIFE IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE! YAAHOOOOO!

*checks off "be a participant in a year's scummy" and "win a scummy" on my imaginary bucket list while jumping up and down like a schoolgirl*

Though, I suppose next up is something like "best scum" or "Best Flavor" or something like that. Guess that's next (this?) year.

Thanks for the award, though, and congratulations to all! *salutes*

[Staeg]

Gz to everyone and a mixture of WOOO YEAH and THE FUCK? for the Reckoning-related stuff.

[esuriospiritus]

woah, this happened. Grats to the winners. I sadfaced at the giant avatar collage, then happyfaced again at the PSA.

MOONBEAMS.

[izakthegoomba]

Yay, I was on the stage!

[Haylen]

Woot! I didn't try and kill anyone this scummies! AND we won an award! Now do I get that badge I was going on about?