Fake Modding

[StrangerCoug]

yabbaguy may not vote until he puts The 100 Boxes Reboot into the yGDB. I know it's kind of in bits and pieces thanks to the rollback, but most everything's there.

[Trevor]

The Setup:
900 Townies
99 Serial Killers
1 Serial Killer Killer

In addition, you will get a special ability.
999 Double voters
1 Dayvig that only works with Serial Killers

Dear Trevor,

You are the Serial Killer Killer, with a dayvig special ability.

[StrangerCoug]

What is it with you and the serial killer role, Trevor? I think you deserve a more interesting role than that.

Trevor is an

innocent child

.

[Trevor]

Nah, I was mocking the incredible chance that I would receive that role twice.

[StrangerCoug]

CONGRATULATIONS, TREVOR; YOU, THE SERIAL KILLER, HAVE...

won the

LOTTERY!?

Why is this game so important to you, then? Go take a vacation in Hawaii!

[Korlash]

The lottery has been extended for a week due to low player demand. If you guys don't start buying more tickets, we'll just have to keep all the money and start this again tomorrow...

Not voting(12): Poor people

Voting(3): Rich people

Playing the lottery(1,457): Stupid people

[StrangerCoug]

Strike one on Korlash for insulting lottery players.

[Korlash]

There has been a rule change:

8.b

;Sub-section F12 - (regarding

The Lottery

specific rulings) - The act of playing the Lottery is not mandatory, and as such players are not forced to take part in it at any time during the game. To do so is to make a conscious choice, and to choose to do so may reflect poorly on you. (

example:

Player A decides to play the lottery, thus Player A is stupid.

)

Due to this change, all marks against players and Moderators over this subject shall be absolved. This puts Korlash back to only twelve strikes against him.

Ironically, this puts SC up to four strikes. I'm not sure how, but I've checked my math three times and it all adds up...

[Chronopie]

Poppy (Noxus Devastator)

has gotten ten kills, and thus wins the game.

[StrangerCoug]

Korlash has been ejected for abusing the strikes system. Chronopie replaces him.

[Korlash]

StrangerCoug

,

Inferior comedic writer and co-fake mod

, has been modkilled per sight rules regarding the limits set for posting pictures of nude cats sunbathing next to a waterfall. We are all sad to see him go but must nod in silent agreement about 'the greater good'.

Day will continue, with fourteen alive and twenty six with the ability to vote, it takes somewhere between 10 and maybe 17 and a half to lynch. 12 to no lynch. 9 to order pizza instead of chinese for lunch... 3 to change a light bulb, fuck I can do this forever...

[StrangerCoug]

Korlash, who was a

Mafia role cop

, has been modkilled on Day 1 for ruining my public image.

The vote count has been reset. Carry on.

[Korlash]

Oman,

Vote-Clingy

, has been ejected from the game for not voting anyone.

On a side note, due to mod error, the recent vote reset has been reset to accommodate the need for such things.

Vote Count: 5.6 1/2

Strangercoug (14): Fourteen people
Strangerercoug (1): one person
Korlash (-1): Korlash's evil twin... um... Korlash!

Note Voting: Everyone else, what? I can't be bothered to learn ALL of your names... *eye roll*

[StrangerCoug]

The deadline is in six hours yet no one is voting? This is blasphemy!

Prodding everybody.

[Korlash]

Sigh..

Chronopie

,

Hyperactive phephobic Townie

, has been killed due to being prodded. Deadline is in five hours.

[I do find it quite sad more people are dying due to Mod error than the game so ship up people, or SC will undoubtedly find a way to kill someone else off in his next post...]

[StrangerCoug]

Korlash has been ejected because I felt like being a jerk. I'll get a replacement next week.

[Korlash]

Oh my god man,

Hotchick

,

Obsessed Stalker

, has committed suicide day 5 due to her love interest leaving the game.

This counts as a lynch, day is over! All night actions and choices are due in my inbox within 48 hours!

[StrangerCoug]

Everybody is prodded. I'm setting deadline for June 8 at... Wait—that was

YESTERDAY!?

God, I'm so screwed up as to the date...

[Korlash]

And if you look to the left side of the bus, you see a whole herd of antelope! *sounds of cameras clicking* Now you may be wondering what that alpha male is doing with that blindfold and riding crop, well if you are very quiet we may get to see-

Oh... wait... Ha, sorry... that's the bit for my Fake Tour Guide Thread... Whew... So confused it seems... You know what, just for that I'm moving deadline up by three days.

So everyone have their night actions in by June 5 at... Wait-that was

YESTERDAY!?

God, I'm so screwed up as to the date... For those of you following by military time, that would be oh-six hundred... God I'm so screwed up as to the military time...

Also, for those of you wondering... yes me and SC did order our watches online... They are rather large....

[StrangerCoug]

While StrangerCoug educates Korlash on military time, the former being a military brat, the latter gets a military weapon to the back of the head. That would be an M-16... but fired by whom?

Korlash, who was a

vanilla townie

, has been shot on Night 11.

Twelve, six, four.

[Korlash]

Korlash, a military brat himself, corrects StrangerCoug's mistake by informing him that sound was not an M-16, but the sound of a M40 being fired from five hundred yards away. Of course, Korlash's head is still turned to mush, but it is far cooler and makes for a better recruitment film.

Votecount

:

Army: 6
Navy: 12
Air Force: 4

Not voting: 2 (Coast Guard, Marines, The Detroit Lions Cheerleaders.)

Deadline is whenever the president says it is...

[RichardGHP]

A partir de maintenant, vous devez publier en français ou en japonais. Sinon, je vais te tuer.
今から、あなたがフランス語または日本語で公開する必要があります。されていない場合は、私はあなたを殺すでしょう。

[Mist7676]

Mist said she would have a 1 year V/LA But It has been two days since that.

Looking For Replacment Immediatly

[Korlash]

Fog

replaces

Mist

immediately. Experts expect little change... Weather men all over the world are beaten on the street by angry mothers...

[CryMeARiver]

Bump for vote count