The MafiaScum Minecraft Thread - Summer 2024 NEW SERVER!

[izakthegoomba]

Maru, how many do you need? I think I have a few.

[Fishythefish]

ALSO I know FishytheFish owns some sort of Jungle Temple out to the east- I don't know exactly where but he's spent alot of time on it so don't shrink the server until he gets to mark it.

Thanks! Here's the edited map:



I've also filled in a lot of the route/surroundings because I like the scenery and plan to build a long overground train through it one day.

[Fishythefish]

I've got lots of jungle tree wood and I need lots of oak wood. Anyone want to trade up to 9 stacks?

[izakthegoomba]

Sure, I have a ton of oak. I'll be on later.

Also, I think the map is still missing my base and Andrius' ship. I believe they're south of town?

[Andrius]

Sure, I have a ton of oak. I'll be on later.

Also, I think the map is still missing my base and Andrius' ship. I believe they're south of town?

I think I'm covered, actually.

[Fishythefish]

Oh, and to my shame I don't actually have a clue where skytown is on the map. I assume the surrounding area is protected? I've got a little pyramid in a desert a little way away.

[izakthegoomba]

Could we keep the whole area around Skytown? It's a really nice place.

[Om of the Nom]

We should totally crop out all the water and just keep cropping it out until there is no water.

Would make traveling a lot easier.

[izakthegoomba]

No, that's a horrible idea.

[kdowns]

No, that's a horrible idea.

[Korlash]

Korblestones may not be open for business just yet, but it's good to see the store is done with the majority of construction... Now we just need to get our supplies shipped in and we'll be good to go.

Soon, our glorious corporate conglomerate shall have a foothold in your world and all your business shall belong to us! Muahhah... ha ha hah... HA HA HA... Also, we do validate parking for those wondering, we aren't heartless...

Also in case anyone is wondering how this will work, we'll have a pretty standard base of useful stuff for purchase but the majority of business will be done through store orders. You're welcome to place an order for just about anything and so long as we agree on a price I'll 'acquire' it for you and let you know when you can come 'pick it up'...

Oh, I guess this means I'll need to hire some employees... Oh crap, what's minimum wage in Minecraft? A stick? Yeah... bare market for jobs, bound to have a few applicants...

[T-Bone]

Just don't crop shit.

[Om of the Nom]

I like how you guys took me seriously.

[My Milked Eek]

Don't crop anything D:

[izakthegoomba]

Fuck. I was messing around with the language files, trying to fix some of the things I don't like, and I appear to have killed Minecraft. I've re-installed everything, tried playing vanilla, nuked the files I was editing, and even tried using Mojang's launcher, but it's still throwing up an error report just after the splash screen. Anyone got any ideas?

[Fishythefish]

Find every relevant file you can, delete it manually, and install vanilla? Seems the most comprehensive thing you can try.

[izakthegoomba]

I nuked .minecraft and reinstalled the .exe's (both vanilla and magiclauncher). It did nothing.



I'm in withdrawal already. I've turned to texturing minecraft in an attempt to sooth my soul. (I'm rubbish)

[PokerFace]

With inspiration from a killing machine K-scope showed me and the movie "The Prestige", I designed a monster killing machine in my xbox 360 minecraft game. I call my machine: The Death Bed

How machine works is you take a bed and put it in a dimly lit area. Surround the sides of the bed completely with blocks of any kind. Now knock out 2 of those blocks. (If you are looking at the foot of the bed, I chose to knock out 2 blocks that were diagonally from the corners on the left side). Because those 2 squares are the only empty squares closest to the bed and on the same level, should you go to sleep in the bed, you will teleport to one of those squares on wake up. As the bed is in a dimly lit area, should you go to bed and get forced awake by a monster, the monster will spawn in the square you aren't in. Design cages with wooden doors around those 2 empty squares. Leave an empty 1x1 block hole above each door. No human or monster should be able to escape via the 1x1. The doors will be the only valid exits. Now grab a bucket of water and wait for night

Go to bed. Get woke up by monster, but loose 0 health. You wake up in your cage. Exit your cage via the door. Taunt the monster that can't get out of his cage. Pour water into the 1x1 square directly above the monster's cage. Watch monster drown. Use bucket on 1x1 water source to get water back into bucket. Open monster's cage. Pick up all of the monster's cool items. Close the doors on both cages. If night is still going on, repeat this process until night is over or you are full on items.

Pending on what time of night it is that you activate the machine, you can get roughly 6 or 7 uses out of it each night. If the description above is not enough for you to understand how my contraption works. Message the xbox live gametag: "El Matador1584" and I will glady show you a demonstration.

BTW I recently got back from a vacation and have not read most of thread. If there is something important you want from me that I missed, please PM me.

[izakthegoomba]

That's a neat idea, but tbh it would be faster and many, many times more productive to build a 12-pad mob tower.

[PokerFace]

<noob

What's a mob tower?

[izakthegoomba]

Basically a big structure that spawns mobs and funnels them down a hole. Assuming you can make one big enough, you can get a crazy drop output.

Poker, you should join us some time. The PC game is much more awesome.

[PokerFace]

<watches a youtube video

yes that looks like a version of the thing k-scope showed me

likly gonna take a long while to make. should be fun

[Korlash]

Well it seems- *does a double take*

Holy Eff, it's Poker... How the hell are you? Why here i am about to go into some inane ramble and nearly forget to greet the ol' gov'ner himself...

Like I was saying before I was so rudely awe inspired...

Well it seems Korblestones has already had an attempted break in. I will worn you would be thieves out there that Security guard McChicken is now out on patrol and he has orders to blow his whistle if any of you kids loiter for more than 4 minutes! And vandals? Well, he'll be more than happy to phone the real police to teach you a thing or two, I'll tell you what!

And Maru... Very clever trying to set up a sugar cane garden right next to a shop that sells sugar... Trying to run my prices down I see... Very clever indeed, but it won't work! I'll have the zoning commissioner on you I will! *shakes fist* Do you even have a permit?!?!?

[Claus]

Izak, what kind of error are you getting after the splash screen, mind to post the error messages?

[Mist7676]

yay! I should be joining you today or tomorrow in the server!

*as everyone barricades their doors*

princessdaisy is the name, what is the server?