Rev, randomize your target amongst those who are NK targets. Rufflig, redirect likely scum to other likely scum. Anything else?
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
Antihero, if you are town copy an ability you like, if you haven't already done so.
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
I didn't see much more discussion to be had with confirmed scum. I've played through several games where we had confirmed scum and we let the deadline just roll to deadline to talk and shit all occurred. Only thing that happened is scum WIFOMed with their partners.
Actually Tajun, funny that you brought that up. You haven't really gotten mad here much at all. Maybe some drama yesterday, but you didn't get ridiculously overemotional as you did in our Open game together, and then it wasn't so clear cut why people were going for you. There was almost glee in your posts when Rev came out with his plan and Quadz switched votes.
I don't even think you have a scum game on here. Only a SK where you won I believe.
Might as well though, make sure people are doing intelligent things. Massclaim is tomorrow, even before Toog dies, so that town can properly coordinate night actions and catch people lying.
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
Jal, you can't seriously still be claiming to believe I'll flip scum can you?
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
Why am I still talking if I am? To WIFOM my partners, really?
Since I'm already dead, is there any chance you could try to maximize town's odds of winning after I flip town? Say, by coordinating night actions, and figuring out protections, movements etc.?
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
This could be why you're still talking though tajun, because you want us to talk about night actions to refine scum night strategy. I'm going to have to read up before I decide my pick, which is annoying because I probably won't even make it though the night and my time will be wasted. But I have to play with the hope that I get protected. Even a JK should protect me, it leaves me room for a gambit and allows me to disprove anyone who claims my n1 target. qwints, if you're town, don't fucking roleblock me again. Only scum RB's me now.
At this point in the game (heading into lylo) we should organize our efforts. But I see what you mean, and I'll rely on the individuals to correctly target their shots. Hopefully everyone has enough info to do something intelligent now.
Toog, in the extremely unlikely circumstance that you are town, shoot tonight. This seems counter-intuitive, since if you miss you take us to game over, but if you don't you die tomorrow anyway, so that is our only hope. I suggest qwints, but it's on you.
That's all I've got. Best of luck town.
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
Oh, also, at this point my gut tells me the scum have a bus driver, or some other such role. Take that into account when choosing night actions, and far more importantly when evaluating their effects in massclaim.
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
Plan B was for qwints to be lynched, in which case antihero would be my next guess. Since we went with plan A instead, qwints remains number 1. Also, ftr, plan A sucked.
"I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction."
In post 1371, TheReverend wrote:How the fuck is tajun town here? Ruff and toog need to explain themselves. I assume I'm dead tonight. Good luck town.
What would you like me to explain? I've been quietly trying for the past two nights to either prove or disprove Tajun's claim. I even left a breadcrumb of who I targeted night 1 just in case. I've had no need to directly confront Tajun about his claim or anything else as I was sure my role would eventually lead me to the truth. Unfortunately, it turns out that I have been very unlucky at night and that I've run out of time to test Tajun's claim with my role.
Don't Panic!
Where there's life there's hope. Be seeing you!
Wolf Avatar cropped from art by Deligaris@DeviantArt
Tomorrow you need to explain how both your night targets went to the PGO without dying... that is, of course, assuming tajun is indeed PGO. If he flips scum, then please ignore my comment.
I made my breadcrumb for my night 1 target before malp claimed not to have targeted anyone night 1 - not to mention malp was roleblocked. We hashed out what happened night 2 as best we could in the thread. Antihero would have to ask the mod for further clarification as to what might have happened. Not knowing exactly how Antihero's powers work - I may have been roleblocked or he may not have actually gone anywhere night 2.
Don't Panic!
Where there's life there's hope. Be seeing you!
Wolf Avatar cropped from art by Deligaris@DeviantArt
The election was over and all the ballots were counted. Soon election officials announced that Tajun had lost his re-election race. But in social justice land, losing re-election means only one thing... DEATH. Tajun's rape spree has finally come to an end. Unfortunate.
(Weird how this mirrors real life.)
Todd Akin, Town Legitimate Rapist, White Cis
Please submit your night actions by 5pm on December 19th.
When there's trouble, you call DW.
"For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect."
The town council did their best to solve the social justice problem, but it just wasn't enough. Town on town violence overwhelmed the group, and soon, there were none remaining but the troublemakers who caused the problem in the first place...
The mafia team of...
AngryPidgeon as Trayvon Martin, Mafia One-Shot Doublevoter, Black Homo
Qwints as Christian Weston Chandler, Mafia Roleblocker, White Trans
Jal as The Militant Tranny, Mafia Rolecop, White Trans
Has won the game!
Antihero as Ron Paul, Town Libertarian, White Cis Died N4
The Rufflig as Barack Obama, Town Socialist, Black Homo Died N4
Last edited by DeltaWave on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:35 am, edited 2 times in total.
When there's trouble, you call DW.
"For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect."
- Shamrock (later, Quadz) neighborized AP pre-game. He attempted to neighborize Konowa on the following night, but Konowa was dead.
- Jal attempted to kill The Rufflig N1, but was stopped by Konowa.
- Toogeloo (Vig) shot Konowa.
- Qwints killed GG.
- Toogeloo shot Tajun, but was unsuccessful, as Antihero randomly protected Tajun.
- Qwints shot at TheRufflig, but was redirected to Antihero.
- Toogeloo killed TheReverend, ending the game.
- On the last night, Antihero was vanillized. Visiting Tajun did not result in a PGO death but rather a vanillizing. (The role PM contained some hints about this: he didn't have a firearm, and that the person visiting would be "shut down.")
Role PMs:
Spoiler: Qwints as Christian Weston Chandler
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Christian Weston Chandler
, Mafia Roleblocker, White Trans
"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation."
Wow, where to begin. Christian Weston Chandler (also known as CWC) was discovered by the internet in 2007 due to his shitty comic book that features a shitty Sonic/Pikachu hybrid known as "Sonichu." Since then, he has become e-famous for, among MANY other things, a hatred of homosexuals and black people. CWC represents the epitome of evil. It's your job to crush social justice once and for all.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Each day, you can cast votes to lynch.
- One Shot Strongman Kill vs. Homos and Trannies: Any one mafia factional kill sent in by you will turn into a Strongman kill if your target is homosexual or transexual.
- Fat Ass: Each night, you can jam your fat ass in a player's face. This has the effect of roleblocking them.
Win Condition:
- You win with the mafia, when your team controls 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
"Hahaha Hoe u got USED fa yo loose ass pussy.! Tighten up.! #Literally"
- Trayvon Martin, Commenting on Women's Rights
You are Trayvon Martin, a Floridian thug. When you're not ambushing lone neighborhood watchmen, you're chugging robitussin to get high. Not exactly the model citizen, and to make things worse, you oppose the cause of social justice! Yes, that's right. The comments you made about women are just terrible. Terrible.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Each day, you can cast votes to lynch.
- One Shot Strongman Kill vs. Whites: Any one mafia factional kill sent in by you will turn into a Strongman kill if your target is White.
- Voter Fraud (ONE SHOT): You can make yourself a double-voter for one day. Send the mod a PM at the start of the day and after that point, your votes will count twice for that day.
Win Condition:
- You win with the mafia, when your team controls 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
You are the Final Boss of the Transgendered movement. You're rough, tough, and you're willing to kill anyone in your way with that baseball bat of yours. Internet warriors tremble in the face of your strength.
Hours upon hours spent on tumblr gives you a unique insight into people's privilege. Each night, you can select one player in the game and determine what abilities (privileges) they have. I'm sure this will come in handy as you rampage across the internet, destroying cis people left and right.
Now, go out and crush equality with your transball bat of doom!
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Each day, you can cast votes to lynch.
- One Shot Strongman Kill vs. Cis: Any one mafia factional kill sent in by you will turn into a Strongman kill if your target is Cis.
- CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE: Each night, you can select one player to check. You will learn what privileges (abilities) they possess. This information may be incomplete in some way or may not reveal the full extent of their powers: what I send you is the limit as to what you get.
Win Condition:
- You win with the mafia, when your team controls 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
"Gay spiderman, gay spiderman. Does whatever a gay spider can. Shoots a load, any size. Sticks his head between men's thighs. Look out! Here comes gay black spiderman."
- The Gay Black Spiderman Song
Back in the day, we used to have the awkward white kid named Peter Parker, who fought crime and lusted after Mary Jane. But, times have changed, and we need more minorities in comic books as a matter of social justice. So goodbye Peter Parker, hello Deandre Jefferson. Also you're gay. Good luck breaking that news to your secret admirer, Grapesodisha Williams.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: No, the GOP hasn't taken away your voting rights just yet. You can still vote.
- Watching: You can select any player at night and I'll tell you who visited them. Cool.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Konowa as Chris Crocker
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Chris Crocker
, Town Defender, White Transexual
"Leave Britney Alone Please! Leave Britney Spears alone! Right now! I mean it! Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!"
- Chris Crocker, on Britney Spears
Nobody knew who the hell you were until you posted a tearful rant on YouTube, begging that people leave Britney Spears alone. I guess you're a singer now or something, but everyone remembers you for that Britney Spears thing you did. You're also a transexual. That means you're a man who dresses up like a woman or something. I don't know, I can't keep track of this stuff.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: You can vote to lynch people. Seriously.
- PASSIONATE DEFENSE: Each night, send me a PM with who you want to protect. You will protect that person from any actions that would otherwise kill them.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: TheRufflig as Barack Obama
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Barack Obama
, Town Redirector, Black Homosexual
"Communism deprives no man of the power to appropriate the products of society; all that it does is to deprive him of the power to subjugate the labour of others by means of such appropriation."
- Barack Obama, on Economics
You're the second black president of the United States, and the first foreign-born president. Congratulations! Now get out there and redistribute some wealth.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: You're the President, of course you can vote.
- Redistribute the Wealth: Every night, you can redirect one player's night action. To do so, PM me with the name of the player whose action you want to redirect and the player who you want to receive that action.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: SereneStorm as Mitt Romney
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Mitt Romney
, Town Capitalist, White Cis
"I understand how difficult it can be for an African-American in today’s society. In fact, I can relate to black people very well indeed. My ancestors once owned slaves, and it is in my lineage to work closely with the black community. However, just because they were freed over a century ago doesn’t mean they can now be freeloaders."
- Mitt "The Stormin' Mormon" Romney, on Race Relations
This shouldn't be hard; you've got enough money to buy and sell anyone in this game ten times over and still have enough left over for a private jet. Hopefully you won't commit any gaffes that will get you lynched. Just learn when to put your foot in your mouth and you'll be fine.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: It's like in every other mafia game.
- Bain Capital (ONE SHOT): You have control of a very powerful capital investment company. Only once, you can use your immense wealth and power to steal the ability or abilities of another player. To do so, send me a PM at night with the name of the player. They will do nothing that night, and you will get any abilities they possessed at the start of the night cycle. Limited shot abilities will be obtained as if the night just started, so it's possible you get nothing if you make a bad investment.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Malpascp as the Gender Bending Surgeon
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
The Gender-Bending Plastic Surgeon
, Town Vanillizer, White Cis
"Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the ?surgeon slowly cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body. Fantastic, the ?surgeon is ?inspired"
- The Surgeon, on the Surgeon
You've got a sharp knife and you're willing to use it to chop off dongs. You have the ability to turn anyone into the opposite gender! Neat.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Despite being one freaky dude, you can still vote.
- Gender Reassignment Surgery (TWO SHOT): At night, you can target any player for gender reassignment surgery. This will flip their gender AND make them Vanilla. You can do this twice in the whole game.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Antihero as Ron Paul
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Ron Paul
, Town Libertarian, White Cis
"Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,’ I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal."
- Ron Paul's Newsletter, on Crime
You love freedom and prosperity, but your newsletter made a few "questionable" remarks about blacks. Are you racist? Who knows, what's more important is a free market! Social justice is meaningless to you, but at least you can harness the power of free market economics each night.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Yes, you can vote.
- Free Market Economics: You can't predict a free market. You just do things and hope it turns out well. Each night, you can send me the name of one player. A random ability from this game will be used on them. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad... the free market will sort it out, right? This ability can be used on yourself if you want.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Toogeloo as George Zimmerman
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
George Zimmerman
, Town Vigilante Neighborhood Watchman, White Cis
"He's the hero the United States deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A neighborhood watchman."
- Barack Obama, on George Zimmerman
Batman has Gotham City, Superman has Metropolis. You've got Sanford, Florida. Every night, you take to the streets to fight off crime with an iron fist. Armed with your trusty Kal-Tec 9mm, you watch from the shadows to make sure the neighborhood is safe. The only problem is, you'd really kill for some skittles right now.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Every day, you can cast a vote to lynch someone.
- 9mm Handgun: Every night, you can select one player to shoot. If successful, they will die. Just send me their name via PM.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Greygnarl as the OBAMAPHONE WOMAN
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
The OBAMAPHONE WOMAN
, Town Affirmative Action Candidate, Black Homo
"Obama! Everybody in Cleveland, low minority got Obama phone... keep Obama in President... you know, he gave us a phone! He gonna do more."
The Obamaphone Woman rose to prominence when she was interviewed outside a Romney rally, declaring that we must "keep Obama in president" because "he gave us a phone." Now you, as the Obamaphone Woman, must proclaim the cause for social justice just as loudly.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Every day, you can cast a vote to lynch someone.
- Affirmative Action (Passive Ability): Due to new Federal regulations, it will be harder for white people to lynch you.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Tajun as Todd Akin
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Todd Akin
, Town Legitimate Rapist, White Cis
"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."
- Todd Akin, on Legitimate Rape
You're Todd Akin, a Republican candidate for Senate in Missouri. Nobody outside of Missouri knew about you until you said that pregnancy from "legitimate rape" is rare, because the female body can "shut that whole thing down." Since then, you've been confined to your house, scowling at episodes of Will & Grace all day. You don't like to go out much, but you're fiercly territorial. Normally you'd shoot anyone who came into your house, but you've got a different kind of boomstick, you know what I mean? Anyone who visits you at night will be LEGITIMATELY RAPED and I guarantee you that their bodies have NO WAY of shutting that whole thing down. Bow chicka wow wow.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Every day, you can cast a vote to lynch someone.
- Legitimate Rape (PASSIVE ABILITY): If anyone visits you at night, you will legitimately rape them. You have no way of stopping this. This rape will be FUCKING LEGITIMATE.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Spoiler: Quadz08 as Oprah Winfrey
DeltaWave wrote:
You are...
Oprah Winfrey
, Town Two-Shot Neighborizer, Black Homo
"Who we are is always in the process of becoming. Although we might not know it, there is room to grow even in the fullest of blossoms."
- Oprah Winfrey, on Filling a Room with Bees
Oprah Winfrey is one of the wealthiest women in the world. As a black woman, you know all about social justice, so your purpose in this game is to reach out and spread equality. You have the ability to create a neighborhood. You can pick your first neighbor pre-game... if you do not select one, I'll select one for you. After that, you can select one more neighbor on any night of your choosing.
Your Privileges:
- Voting: Every day, you can cast a vote to lynch someone.
- Neighborize (TWO SHOT): Pre-game, you can select one player to neighborize. If you do not choose, I will choose for you. After that, you may neighborize another player on any night of your choosing.
Win Condition:
- You win when all anti-town elements have been eliminated.
Please confirm your role via PM. The thread will open once enough people have done so. The thread is located here: Social Justice Mafia
Hope you guys had a good time!
(P.S. I know the nights are too long, and they'll be shorter if I run another game. I wanted to make sure I got everything right given all the actions flying around at night.)
When there's trouble, you call DW.
"For pure will, unassuaged of purpose, delivered from the lust of result, is every way perfect."
How many people long for that "past, simpler, and better world," I wonder,
without ever recognizing the truth that perhaps it was they who were simpler and better,
and not the world about them?