Mini 1413 - The Mind Reader Mafia - Game Over

[Jal]

YOU BOTH HAVE A BIG PENIS.

I'll let this finish and see if AP is doing his scum wtf tell after.

[AngryPidgeon]

Bitch plz. This pidgeon is a permanent self-governor slash innocent child. Lynching me takes an unstoppable force, and I dont see Magna of Illusion around these parts.

I asked you because you are capslock tunneling me and frankly I would expect you to realize how obvtown I am if you were town. Plus you are spam wall posting. All in all, your play, if scum, is pretty fucking good because its hard to think on your feet and fake emotions like that as scum. So I guess I felt it was more likely you are town if sober.

What is my scum tell Jal? Tell me so I can become perfect. But sersiously, I have no scum tells. Im just loud and annoying as town and obviously so. So GET YOUR GORAM VOTES OFF ME NACHO.

Also Jal, your new avatar is still weirding me out.

My penis is kinda average, I dunno, I guess I compensate

[AngryPidgeon]

Oh shit you changed it. I feel better now lol

[Nachomamma8]

@Nacho: Ok, Im getting serious for this post. Im gonna reach out. Why do you think I am scum? Is it really just Adam? If you are town, PLEASE just work with me here. I swear Im reasonable. Yelling at each other has been fun, but you have put up a facade that I cant crack and I want to talk things out with you kinda seriously.

P-edit: lol. Im having a good time. And also just kind of spam posting because Im town and dont give a fuck about all the tiniest fragments of my posts aligning to form so perfect picture.

Come on Nacho, I really will work with you if you are town. I was being mostly sarcastic when I said that to LS. Ugh.

why do i think that you are scum
is it really just adam
these questions, useless

work with you? i know you will work with me. i don't want to work with you.
as i've said, i want you to die.

i don't care about the tiniest fragments
i don't care about shit
but guess what
i've been consistent
every post i have made has been glorious
i am uncrackable
you asked to dance with me, pidgeon
we're not stopping until you are dead

[Nachomamma8]

Bitch plz. This pidgeon is a permanent self-governor slash innocent child. Lynching me takes an unstoppable force, and I dont see Magna of Illusion around these parts.

I asked you because you are capslock tunneling me and frankly I would expect you to realize how obvtown I am if you were town. Plus you are spam wall posting. All in all, your play, if scum, is pretty fucking good because its hard to think on your feet and fake emotions like that as scum. So I guess I felt it was more likely you are town if sober.

What is my scum tell Jal? Tell me so I can become perfect. But sersiously, I have no scum tells. Im just loud and annoying as town and obviously so. So GET YOUR GORAM VOTES OFF ME NACHO.

Also Jal, your new avatar is still weirding me out.

My penis is kinda average, I dunno, I guess I compensate

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE AS SCUM
SORRY BUDDY
YOU ARE A SMALL FISH IN A TINY POND
WELCOME TO THE OCEAN MOTHERFUCKER

[AngryPidgeon]

So be it.

Never duel me. If there is one thing Im always good at as town, its raging and raging until people stop voting me. And that is what Im going to do. You are my top scumread forever and ever for ignoring my attempts to reach out. I cant be anymore genuine than that.

Time to die Nacho.

M. Night Shymalan plot twist: Nacho and I are bussing each other.

[Nachomamma8]

YOU BOTH HAVE A BIG PENIS.

I'll let this finish and see if AP is doing his scum wtf tell after.

penises, no let's not talk about penises
let's talk about who I am
I am a motherfucking whale swimming through the motherfucking ocean and this arrogant little fish comes swimming up like "hay, i'm so town you can't read me"
i'm like
"bitch, that's WIFOM. die motherfucker."
and he's like "wait, you are scum? oh you are scum and mastin is scum too!"
and i'm like
"bitch, he's town. die motherfucker."
then he's like "wait, i want to work with you! I will work with you!"
and i'm like
"bitch, you're changing your tactics too quickly in order for me to read any of these attempts as town. die. motherfucker."

now we can keep going
or we can end it here
but if we keep going, this might be the longest AP fanfiction i have ever wrote
and you folks might make me an author
and i'll sell a best-selling book
but i'll be too rich to play mafia anymore
so don't make my posts have to become so good they will make me famous
leave it here, jal

[Nachomamma8]

M. Night Shymalan plot twist: Nacho and I are bussing each other.

FUCK, NACHO'S GONNA KILL ME AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM
WIFOM

[Nachomamma8]

Never duel me. If there is one thing Im always good at as town, its raging and raging until people stop voting me. And that is what Im going to do. You are my top scumread forever and ever for ignoring my attempts to reach out. I cant be anymore genuine than that.

YOU ARE SO SCUMMY FOR HOLDING A CONTINUED SCUMREAD EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO THE ONE FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME TO DO AND DIDN'T PLAY NICE WITH ME
NOW I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
SHOULD'VE CALLED ME TOWN BITCH

yeah you're having fun
because you're scum and you're riding on a tsunami of bullshit

[Nachomamma8]

<--- done with this shit
done with pidgeon
i gave him to you
he's right here
take it

[AngryPidgeon]

M. Night Shymalan plot twist: Nacho and I are bussing each other.

FUCK, NACHO'S GONNA KILL ME AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM
WIFOM

Its a joke you troll. Lol. The fact you are taking me super seriously is a sign you are posturing scum.

[penguin_alien]

No, AP, I meant relative to how twilight zone-y the flavor made it before.

[AngryPidgeon]

yeah you're having fun
because you're scum and you're riding on a tsunami of bullshit

<3

This game definitely did go from zero -> awesome with two replacements.

@PA: hi.

[AngryPidgeon]

Oh, I forgot. You said LS is town for not self-hammering. Dead serious, I want a minimum 100 word response detailing why. Creative writing prompt to share with the class that will enlighten us on the depths of LS's scum play Im sure.

[Loranthaceae]

Oh, I forgot. You said LS is town for not self-hammering. Dead serious, I want a minimum 100 word response detailing why. Creative writing prompt to share with the class that will enlighten us on the depths of LS's scum play Im sure.

I think I'm repeating myself but why do you think LS is scum? Nacho take a break, have a kit-kat or something. You've got about 7 other games so put this one on chill for awhile.

[AngryPidgeon]

I think I'm repeating myself but why do you think LS is scum?

Ugh, let me reply to this when Im actually not slightly occupied and can read the thread.

I didn't like his response to being at L - 1. His "I should be lynched for DL purposes" did not feel town at all. Especially with no offer to self-hammer if he REALLY did feel that way. And him being super blase about being at L - 1 also didn't feel right.

[penguin_alien]

...I lied; I'm falling asleep before I can draw my conclusions. Lastsurvivor still isn't a town read and I don't buy that he'd have self-hammered as scum. More tomorrow.

[CityElectric]

Christ, that AP/Nacho debate made my head hurt.

State your preferred lynch order--most to least--of those five.

Most

| Mehdi, LS, Jal, City, Junpei |

Least

Change my mind--drop Jal out and put Mal in.

Most

| Mehdi/qwints, Malakittens, LS, Junpei/Nacho, City |

Least

Mal raised from not-on-the-list to #2 from the horribad AP vote alone. LS dropped from #2 to middle because he's on the Mehdi lynch. Nacho jumped from #5 to #4 for spearheading the AP lynch.

I'm dead-serious, the AP lynch is a mislynch and scum-driven. The Mehdi lynch is not a mislynch and I'm increasingly convinced it's town-driven.

Let's see...

Most

| LS, Junpei/Nacho, AP, Mehdi/qwints, Malakittens |

Least

Something like this, based of gut...

[Loranthaceae]

I think I'm repeating myself but why do you think LS is scum?

Ugh, let me reply to this when Im actually not slightly occupied and can read the thread.

I didn't like his response to being at L - 1. His "I should be lynched for DL purposes" did not feel town at all. Especially with no offer to self-hammer if he REALLY did feel that way. And him being super blase about being at L - 1 also didn't feel right.

Ok, that wasn't too hard because LS is most likely scum.
How about Nacho?

[penguin_alien]

My list is as follows, from most willing to lynch to least: Lastsurvivor, qwints, Nachomamma8, Malakittens, AngryPidgeon. Nachomamma8 only being third based on Junpei being a bit weird early on; my stances on Malakittens vs. Nachomamma8 aren't too far apart: mildly scummy, not enough to string up.

[Nachomamma8]

Christ, that AP/Nacho debate made my head hurt.

too bad you didn't read it
now, since pidgeon and I are your 2/3 reads and an LS vote is opportunistic as all hell and scummy as fuck, i'm going to roll a two sided die in this thread. if it's a 1, you vote me. if it's a 2, you vote pidgeon. if you don't follow along with the vote, i will policy lynch you after I lynch pidgeon.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[Nachomamma8]

Oh, I forgot. You said LS is town for not self-hammering. Dead serious, I want a minimum 100 word response detailing why. Creative writing prompt to share with the class that will enlighten us on the depths of LS's scum play Im sure.

OOH
HOW ABOUT
A 100 WORD ESSAY WHY I AM SCUM
MINIMUM 100 WORDS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT
YOU HAVEN'T SAID JACK SHIT ON IT

[Malakittens]

... I have had a case on Adam in my post #354. I also find it refreshing that Nacho pointed out what I did about his first scum game and using the same type of language.

[AngryPidgeon]

Lets see. You are shoving a connection case between my predecessor and qwints's predecessor. Despite me evidently spontaneously bussing the shit out of MEhdi immediately after replacing in for some reason. And I made you the most genuine offer I could to ask you to just work with me for a bit and I got a "Lol, fuck you AP, I dont negotiate with terrorists!" response back. I know you are a cowboy and I appreciate that but you are scum right now, and if you aren't, then you should be FUCKING ashamed of your reads/play thus far.

So I pretty much agree with Mastin. The wagon on me is scum driven and a counterwagon to Mehdi/LS. Spearheaded by you. Malak is on it for whatever reason, as is Lor. Im pretty sure they are town for their earlier play though.

Oh and you can't justify your statement that LS is town for not self-hammering. Is LS a terrible scum player? Because if so, then MAYBE your statement holds an IOTA of water to the degree that I can understand your remotely taking it seriously. Otherwise, that is a terrible and lazy reason to townread LS and that is not going to fly.

[Loranthaceae]

AP ^ I'm convinced by your last post that you are scum and I demand to be sheeped.

1.

So I pretty much agree with Mastin.

Yeah, you're talking exclusively to mastin here (..)

So I pretty much agree with Mastin. The wagon on me is scum driven and a counterwagon to Mehdi/LS.

(..) in a desperate attempt to fuel his irrational protection of you. Why the fuck would town do that, town wouldn't. That simple.

2.

and a counterwagon to Mehdi/LS

Now listen here you. I am obvtown not because I hammered guille, but because I went to just about everybody's backyard and pointed out what was scummy shit or bad townplay, then I checked for their reaction and then I tried to interpret that as objectively as possible. I decide when LS is a good lynch because I'm the only one who made the effort of going the whole length in figuring LS out. You didn't do shit despite your insane amount of posts in this short timeframe besides throwing around meta and give a townread on the most illusive player in this game, CE... and you stick with it. Now let's just dump the whole logic shit because it's getting on my nerves .. this isn't math. It's an educated guessing game and humans despite all their flaws and irrational intuition etc are far better at it than any AI.
To me town behavior is obvious after a while especially if the player is good and knows how to harness the telepathic town comlink by using their natural instinct of establishing their innocence instead of trying desperately to nail faking one particular behavior that looks town to the person who is pressuring. Meta is useless to me and if it would be a good indication this game would be shit. Instead this is hands down one of the best games of our generation because it takes magic to play well as town, magic that can be learned, and seeing it work is one of the best feelings there is. The ability to use logic is mostly irrelevant and serves only as a trait that I can monitor to establish a subjective opinion of that person in order to limit the amount of outside forces that could interfere with an objective read.

I know you are a cowboy and I appreciate that but you are scum right now, and if you aren't, then you should be FUCKING ashamed of your reads/play thus far.

3. You've just had him all for yourself in a 1v1 spamfest, could've tested his reaction right away.. Why?! would you make this statement now if not to blow up your post with some fake-ass attitude. FUCKING FFUCKIGN FCUKIN yeah yeah blow it out your ear.

Oh and you can't justify your statement that LS is town for not self-hammering. Is LS a terrible scum player? Because if so, then MAYBE your statement holds an IOTA of water to the degree that I can understand your remotely taking it seriously. Otherwise, that is a terrible and lazy reason to townread LS and that is not going to fly.

4. He doesn't need to explain shit. His objective was to pressure you! Look for your reactions, and every townie should be able to see that their not town. I mean look at that shitty vote on Nacho my god. You took it off the L-2 wagon just to make it look like you're serious about lynching someone who's been in the game for 24 hours? OMGUS, WIFOM, defensiveness and now radical twist in to aggressiveness with the whole cowboy you should be ashamed shit? INCONSISTENCY. You got all that plus a bag of chips.

I repeat, I demand to be sheeped. There's no excuse if you fail to vote for scum, especially if the obvtown guy found him and calls for backup. And be aware that I might be wrong so watch out for scum not giving reasons to join the wagon.