Of AP's feathers you cannot be a ruffler
You'll not find a handsomer or smarter scummer
Maybe taller, but that wouldn't matter!
MattP is a devoted helper
Zealous in the service of the other
Heedless of even his own hunger.
Is Reck funnier, or warmer?
Of all his acquaintances he is an ardent lover
And of a group he is the universal connector.
There is none gentler, kinder, lovelier
Than Iecerint - or call him whatever
What a powerful friendship magnet!
Red goes up as in a thermometer
When shouting like a caught trickster
BBMolla's face is ignited!
CDB is a soother
"Mafia look up! Acknowledge each other."
Please say it again, I have a recorder.
Faraday must be some mind-reader
No game is a starter
Unless he pegs Mina as a scummer.
Frequency was a volunteer
ReaperCharlie impersonator
Now he's working up the ranks to be cult leader.
You couldn't possibly be drunker
Than UberNinja the fake buccaneer
Or could you? It's quite the mind-boggler.
This gentle trolling rager
Puts your logic in a twister
Fate is an artful deceiver.
Like a songbird, Amrun is a serenader
In a crabby mood, never!
Is that La Callas in the shower?
Very popular with the voters
CES is the worst bus'er
He'll toss you under an 18-wheeler.
I don't know who is terser
Or wiser or hairier
Could it be Chamber?
This New Yorker won't play Mafier
Ether is a shouting Karaoker
Wrapped in fifty shades of enigmer.
His trolling gets better and better
Patrick's m/utters matter
But of his alignment you'll never be a reader.
His jokes are brain-twisters
And he's the worst of liars
Quadz is an eager cuber.
Singer's beautiful soul plumbs deeper
Than most of your peepers
Open your heart, and in you shall let her.
Than you, he is much smarter
Your trust he will surely shatter
But Gamma will make this more fun than ever.
So comely is Nuwen's kisser
So resplendent her demeanor
Deprived of her sight no one should be made to suffer.
To find someone nicer
Grimm must peer into a mirror
Only his reflection has a sweeter temper.
Mina can't be tinier and brainier
Yet she sings like a voluminous warbler
Like candy it's hard not to love her.
Minineko is cured of his forum paranoid disorder
In life he could be a sheep herder
So tranquil and pastoral is his character.
With Glork, going off the buzzer
And dancing like a cartoon monster
Is now a proven scum-teller!
Won't you play the piano, Maestro, Sir?
Or are you some other kind of performer?
Let's see if you are much of a dancer!
Trollie is ebullient, exuberant, even chipper
But don't call him scum or he will change his color
And of your head, he'll be a biter.
None is taller or cooler or chiller
Than Axxle the quiet scummer
We all hope next time he stays longer!
WTF AD you fakeclaimed a guilty on me!
I don't care if anything rhymes with 'er' anymore
Mate you gave me some great fun and stories to tell with that one.