Mini 1467 - Arkham Horror Smalltown II - Game Over

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I actually hate you.

No, not you. Maybe I just hate Hydras.

[kanyeknowsbest]

same

[Blue Bonnet]

We feel the love. <3

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I want you to refer to my avatar.

[kanyeknowsbest]

solidarity

[Magua]

Vote Count 5.2

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

hitogoroshi (1): kanyeknowsbest

Not Voting (4): Lady Lambdadelta, hitogoroshi, Dry-fit, Blue Bonnet

Deadline is August 20th, 2013 at 8:00pm EST (site time).
Countdown to deadline:

(expired on 2013-08-20 19:00:00)

[Blue Bonnet]

Alright, here's what I want. Give me a detailed explanation as to why you're confirmed town. I'm pretty much busy all day today, save for a few hours in between classes, and i'm not sure how my college wifi will react to my laptop, so i'm playing it by ear now.

Also- I want to hear why each of you think you're alive right now.

[Blue Bonnet]

I'd appreciate that by midnight tonight. Makes things easier. ^.^ I also won't be home until midnight tonight......

[Lady Lambdadelta]

...

I'm sorry, are you fucking retarded?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I think you're fucking retarded.

I'm confirmed town because Kanye has a cop innocent result on me, which means I'm only scum if he's scum with me.

And shockingly, since Dry-fit is confirmed scum, I'm confirmed town.

Not that the second half of this was ever necessary.

You would know this if you read the game.

You would also know if you read the game that PhD was protecting me until he died, and then I forced Hito into a situation where if I died he'd be to blame.

And Kanye isn't 1) a jailkeeper or 2) confirmed town, but he might as fucking well be.

Now stop asking questions like you actually give a fuck about this game and listen to the people who are.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Like, for once in the fucking game listen to someone. This is Lylo and you have a confirmed townie telling you what to do. Voting anyone BUT who the confirmed townie tells you to vote is a guaranteed loss for the town.

[Blue Bonnet]

Like, for once in the fucking game listen to someone. This is Lylo and you have a confirmed townie telling you what to do. Voting anyone BUT who the confirmed townie tells you to vote is a guaranteed loss for the town.

Umm. We've been saying Dry-Fit is scum this entire game.
And I have read the game, but I'm not one to pass someone off as town just because they say they're town.

[Blue Bonnet]

Lets lynch GIF today, Dry-fit tomorrow

All in favor

Aye

All opposed?

Are scum

In fact- we're practically confirmed town just for this.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Are you fucking retarded.

ARE.

YOU.

DENSE.

YOU ARE TOWN. WE ALL KNOW THIS.

HITO IS SCUM. WE ALL KNOW THIS.

JUST. FUCKING. VOTE.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Like, for once in the fucking game listen to someone. This is Lylo and you have a confirmed townie telling you what to do. Voting anyone BUT who the confirmed townie tells you to vote is a guaranteed loss for the town.

Umm. We've been saying Dry-Fit is scum this entire game.
And I have read the game, but I'm not one to pass someone off as town just because they say they're town.

IF YOU WERE READING THE GAME YOU WOULD KNOW THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW AND KNOW WHY HITO IS THE ONLY VIABLE VOTE.

BUT YOU AREN"T, SO STOP TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING THIS GAME TO SAVE FACE.

HOLY SHIT.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I ALREADY SAID THAT IF KANYE IS SCUM THEN I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. HE REALLY ISN'T, BUT IN THE SMALL CHANCE HE IS, IT'S MY BAD.

SO JUST VOTE HITO AND GET THIS DONE.

[kanyeknowsbest]

what the hell

[kanyeknowsbest]

this cant be real, i must be in a dream

[Lady Lambdadelta]

this cant be real, i must be in a dream

Oh would you look at the time.

[kanyeknowsbest]

bb remember when i said that i thought you belong in the newbie q? i was just being catty then but i actually mean it for reals now.

[Blue Bonnet]

I think you're fucking retarded.

I'm confirmed town because Kanye has a cop innocent result on me, which means I'm only scum if he's scum with me.

And shockingly, since Dry-fit is confirmed scum, I'm confirmed town.

Not that the second half of this was ever necessary.

You would know this if you read the game.

You would also know if you read the game that PhD was protecting me until he died, and then I forced Hito into a situation where if I died he'd be to blame.

And Kanye isn't 1) a jailkeeper or 2) confirmed town, but he might as fucking well be.

Now stop asking questions like you actually give a fuck about this game and listen to the people who are.

Kay, here you say Dry is confirmed Scum, then you tell me to vote Hito. The fuck do you want from me?

[kanyeknowsbest]

were lynching the other scum today bonnet, so we have our confirmed town alive and dont have to worry about you fucking things up in the final lylo.

[kanyeknowsbest]

dryfit being confirmed scum means we get to play out our real lylo here today w. 5 players (2 of whose alignments are confirmed) instead of tomorrow with 3 players (zero of whose alignments are confirmed)

[Blue Bonnet]

See, it's so easy to fuck with you guys, honestly. I honestly think Kanye is scum, but that's because I have trust issues.

Other head, do you want to do the honors or should I?

[kanyeknowsbest]

fyi you shouldnt be proud of the fact that your retarded behavior is completely believable based on your prior behavior