NY 171: An Education in Telling Jokes (Game Over!)

[pirate mollie]

I do not like the push on formerfish at all and oh hey look what elyse did

JESUS CHRIST

ff ut is just pissy cos you didn't come visit every1 for the fabulous meet up.

ut I freaking told you that ff showed a spark of genuineness I really think he is town what happened to your deathy push?

hi ythan! I am not getting a read on yet except by blind poe can you plz help me out.

[Untrod Tripod]

no one asked for your claim zekrom good lord

unvote vote formerfish

deathnote can wait tman can wait this shit is scum or awful but either way it needs to die

holy fuck did you SEE that formerfish vote?

DID YOU FUCKING SEE IT?

HE'S NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO TRY TO PARTICIPATE

I understand now why you were voting me. You are still an idiot.

woah slow down there partner. explain slowly in tiny words because my infantile brain literally cannot comprehend.

[pirate mollie]

I banked tonight... seriously.... I am going to buy you all a pistol so you can day vig whoever the fuck you want because I made so much fucking money.

DEATHY WE TOTALLY HAD THE CONVO ABOUT HUMAN TRAFFICKING I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE UP YOUR EVIL WAYS

[pirate mollie]

I think ff is town.

[Formerfish]

I would have loved to come to the meet up, but I won't be in NC until the end of this month. Desp is thinking about trying to get to the NY one, I might be able to swing that one.

[pirate mollie]

I have literally no idea what just happened.

^newb town

[Ythan]

Mollie I am town.

[pirate mollie]

I would have loved to come to the meet up, but I won't be in NC until the end of this month. Desp is thinking about trying to get to the NY one, I might be able to swing that one.

oh I thought you were local!

that explains why you weren't there then. the ny 1 has been cancelled I think.

so I know it takes you a bit of time to warm up but where are you at with your reads right now?

[Formerfish]

I am still waiting on UT to answer some questions, he is making a habit to dodge them. I don't like that.

[Formerfish]

I live in Pittsburgh btw Mollie.

[Untrod Tripod]

uhhhhh how was it not a town post?

you dropped in after 100~ posts and put a contentless vote on the biggest wagon, after having lurkaderped for pretty much the whole game. it was opportunistic.

your other question was am I scum. and no.

[Untrod Tripod]

so let's hear your reads then, hmm?

[DeathNote]

Don't sas me you jerk. I am just saying that you pushed me for the same damn reason you pushed FF and you're an idiot.

[Formerfish]

You can all fuck straight the fuck off. This is clearly not my scum game. Do you think that as scum I would be this blatantly scummy? I am unfamiliar with most of this player list, and have no basis for reads. I am going off of the things that some people I do know are saying and reads they are making.

The thing that set me off was Z asking someone else to help get the heat off of him. UT why would he be asking you to get heat off of him? How could you even do this at the point in the game we are at, you guys aren't masons.

One-shot vig? Fucking shitty scum fake claim. I do like the way he threw in the word town there though, guess he was worried we might mistake that for a straight out scum claim. So what happens when we don't have a two kill night? You claim to be blocked, or you take credit for a kill and hypothesize that there must have been a block on scum or a protect on town? Good luck with that shit if you guys mislynch me.

And you won't explain cause you can't. I am caught nothing and you have no evidence to show because it doesn't exist. It is a figment of your imagination.

Why didn't you answer any of the questions I asked in the post you fucking quoted from me? Am I so obviscum that answering my questions is beneath you? How bout you humor me.

Why did Z call you out specifically to help defend him? Is he sooo much of a newb that he can't fight his own battles?

Guess who didn't get a PM that this game had started.

Oh it's Green Crayons.

And hi folks from the meet.

VOTE: Zekrom25

Thoughts?

Those are his first 3 posts. There is, amazingly, even less content than I have provided yet his vote on Z doesn't garner close to the same ire from anyone.

How was my vote any different UT?

Those questions. You know for someone claiming I need to step up my game you really shouldn't make rookie mistakes like that. Makes you look like you have your head up your own ass.

[Formerfish]

uhhhhh how was it not a town post?

you dropped in after 100~ posts and put a contentless vote on the biggest wagon, after having lurkaderped for pretty much the whole game. it was opportunistic.

your other question was am I scum. and no.

And again I have to point out that you do not know his alignment, so you can't make the judgement call that my vote was scummy. If he is scum then it is a town post.

[Ythan]

Fish this makes it look like you have not played Mafia before. No disrespect!

[Untrod Tripod]

what's the rookie mistake here? that I'm not compelled by you DEMANDING ANSWERS to your VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS?

I don't know what the fuck Zekrom is angling for and while we're on the subject one of the reasons why I ignored you was because that's pretty blatant mason fishing

[pirate mollie]

Don't sas me you jerk. I am just saying that you pushed me for the same damn reason you pushed FF and you're an idiot.

sas

[Untrod Tripod]

you keep calling me an idiot and yet you haven't really done anything to show why

kinda just looks like you're butthurt that I'm scumreading you bro

[Formerfish]

He already claimed vig, so he couldn't also be a mason, and that is the only way he would get confirmed town, or that you would know for a fact that I was putting a vote on a town member. And moreso you would have been all over everyone else for voting him. However you just get all over my dick because I didn't give content to back up my vote. News flash, 90% of the votes in this game have been next to naked.

And the rookie mistake is avoiding my questions with your deflection. Why jump all over me for my vote, but give ythan a pass?

[Ythan]

Also fish there's this thing called scumhunting

[Formerfish]

Fish this makes it look like you have not played Mafia before. No disrespect!

How so?

[Untrod Tripod]

(ps DN if you didn't get it I'm saying you're doing that thing where someone with no credible counterargument attacks the arguer instead of the argument itself)

[Ythan]

You seem to be very frustrated over being caught when you don't understand why you were suspected in the first place.

[Formerfish]

Except I'm not caught, if your kill was legit you just took out a town member. Can you think of a reason why a town member would want to fly under the radar and even appear to be a bit scummy?