The Second Fortnight (Game Over)

[Aegor]

[kuribo]

"It's unoriginal, you fool," boomed a voice from the clouds. Aegor rode headstrong into the thread astride his great Cock Dragon. (editor's note- is a cock dragon a dragon shaped like a dong or is it a dragon covered in dongs? i havent thought this through) Leaping from the monster, he drew his flesh sword and challenged the story's writer. "The time has come to put a stop to your terrible fiction."

With a flick of his studly wrist, the author of this tale backspaced over the paragraph describing Aegor's genitalia. Standing now both naked as the day he was born and as barren as a Ken doll, Aegor tried to run in terror. The author cackled in glee, writing a description of a penis-lined chasm that yawned open to receive the challenger. Aegor stumbled into the chasm. Falling to his death, he was horrified to see Prof. Friday's three-headed snake waiting at the bottom. Aegor's screams were unheard by the rest of the town.

[Aegor]

That was in reference to Banakai's self-vote, not your awesome erotic fantasy fic, of which I would read more.

[Untrod Tripod]

anyone wanna create a hydra with me and call it "Three-Pronged Trouser God?"

Yes

[The Bulge]

I want more of this

[Prof Fridays]

I'm scared... *rocks back and forth in fetal position*

[The Bulge]

anyone wanna create a hydra with me and call it "Three-Pronged Trouser God?"

I don't think anyone doesn't want this.

[kuribo]

anyone wanna create a hydra with me and call it "Three-Pronged Trouser God?"

Yes

maybe one day i'll be famous and someone can be me in Author Mafia 15

[farside22]

Kuribo: what's wrong with a hiplop wagon?

[T-Bone]

anyone wanna create a hydra with me and call it "Three-Pronged Trouser God?"

Yes

Hydra obviously has to have three heads.

[T-Bone]

Umm...

I want more of kuribos erotic fiction

VOTE: Banakai_

What the fuck is this now?

[kuribo]

Kuribo: what's wrong with a hiplop wagon?

nothing why

[kuribo]

you and i were just scum with hiplop no less than two weeks ago, and i definitely see hints of his play from that game here

[kuribo]

i mean, if you think he's scum then go for it, and you can probably bring me around to being more sure

[farside22]

Kuribo: what's wrong with a hiplop wagon?

nothing why

Your porn story regarding Fridays request for a hiplop wagon, I wondered what happened to your scum read,


Also I'm waiting for a vote count. If rob has more votes I'll stay there. If hiplop is looking like growth potential I'll go there.
Pretty much both are scum in my eyes.

[INAUFTA]

can we lynch someone ok? PLEASE I WANT A FLIP

We'll certainly get one when by you contributing to volume 16 of your unvotes without revotes.

how about you guys sheep me


the penalty for not sheeping me is that i will begin to write original erotic fiction about the game each time i come back here and i am not sheeped

Do you want us to sheep you or not?

[INAUFTA]

Also I'm waiting for a vote count. If rob has more votes I'll stay there. If hiplop is looking like growth potential I'll go there.

Why are you unable to go back 3 pages and see that neither of have moved since then.

Anyway I'm going back to banakai because kuribo's stories while good, have nothing to do with the game, and I am still reading banakai as scum.

VOTE: banakai

[kuribo]

Your porn story regarding Fridays request for a hiplop wagon, I wondered what happened to your scum read,

it had nothing to do with my read on hiplop and everything to do with Prof. Friday's phrasing

[kuribo]

kuribo's stories while good

lynch all liars

[zoraster]

Day 1

Aegor ( 3 )

hiplop

Marquis

Rob13

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(L - 6 )

Banakai ( 4 )

The Bulge

kuribo

Banakai

INAUFTA

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(L - 5 )

hiplop ( 3 )

Prof Fridays

DrippingGoofball

Aegor

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(L - 6 )

Aronis ( 1 )

kanyeknowsbest

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(L - 8 )

Rob13 ( 4 )

T-Bone

Untrod Tripod

Aronis

farside22

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(L - 5 )

No Lynch ( 0 )

UNAVAILABLE

Not Voting ( 1 )

Quilford

Total Votes ( 16 )

Needed to Lynch [ 9 ]

Deadline

Deadline is August 7 at 22:26 EDT --- Time Until Deadline: (expired on 2014-08-07 22:26:00)

Marquis has been prodded

[Banakai]

We all win if we get to read kuribos stories, so just vote me.

[Quilford]

VOTE: hiplop

Would prefer this to either of the people with four votes.

[hiplop]

anyone wanna create a hydra with me and call it "Three-Pronged Trouser God?"

Please!


Oh god guys dont lynch me! O'm obvtown cmon

[DrippingGoofball]

Questions about farside case:

Spoiler:

This is farside's stated read list This was on page 13. Still nothing. No town reads? Who the heck has no town reads???? Ah yeah, scum.

Many players, including myself, do not share townreads, or maybe 1-2 per game. I do not see the problem.

All her interactions in this game seem artificial.

This

is a player I want to look like I'm distancing from, or whose tunneling I can use to avoid tying myself to other players.

This

is a whole lot of players that I will not call town to leave my options open.

These

are are few players that others find suspicious so that I will weakly go along with it.

If someone finds a player scum she's likely to agree.

She asks a lot of questions as game-filler and busy-making, but doesn't care about the answers. Asking loaded questions, more loaded questions... and more... but never any follow up.

These comments seem speculative. I am willing to entertain the notion; please link to actual posts that feel fake. I am not really seeing it, nor do her motivations and posting style seem different from other games where she has been town.

Then there is this:

"I thought about replacing out in this game because my reads are all over the place between dbg, aegor, untrod, t-bone, cheery dog and banak."

Thisi quote bugged me a great deal. Replacing out because of game-related reasons??? You can't believe how much this leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Who even considers replacing out for game reasons? And the reasons is "I have too many scum reads?" - I didn't read the "bad game" that farside refers to, assuming she was town and had bad reads. The whole thing is extraordinarily disengenuous.

I agree that it makes no sense. I am not so sure it is disingenuous. I will have to think more about that.

There is a point in avoiding stating town reads if you feel your opinion might make your town read more likely to be NK. In this game, this is NOT an issue and you should be sharing your town reads unless you are scum trying to keep your options open.

As for the artificial reads, I have pointed out the type of post I find artificial, and you can easily see these posts peppering farside's iso. She is tunneling a single player, she is going along lynches that look like they might happen (it's easy to vote anyone when you haven't stated town reads), and she is not tying herself to many players.

The moaning about "having too many scum reads" and "wanting to replace out" is very distateful. She knows she has to have too many scum reads and no town reads because she's scum. She's complaining about it to beat the rest of us to the punch. She's also complaining about her own poor play in another game as town... to beat us to the punch about her bad reads this game, and twisting it ahead of town to make herself look town for it.

[DrippingGoofball]

pretty sure there's a market out there for erotica involving sentient genitals


true story, i have three friends trying to convince me to start writing / selling erotic high-fantasy fiction. I told them that I want to be a writer, but I refuse to become known as the guy that writes stories about "cock dragons"

one of them now messages me daily on facebook to demand that I begin writing the tale of the cock dragon.


THIS IS THE HELL THAT IS MY LIFE

will illustrate this LOL