League of Legends (Old)

[Cabd]

laying again in team builder probably. Calling all bored smurfs, i suppose.

[Iecerint]

nothing was getting even

because Q stacks = slow-scaling infinite damage just from being in-lane

But you scale quicker with a CDR item!

[animorpherv1]

So I decided to play a game with Cabd... found a game with 4 smurfs and a newbie all communicting. Yeaaaah, not fun.

[Iecerint]

I don't think the players doing well are all smurfs. For example, Rango has a warding totem. ^^;

[Iecerint]

You guys were way ahead early on, though.

[Cabd]

We're going again, iece!

[Cabd]

Read: Losing a game didn't deter me a smidge

[animorpherv1]

I don't think the players doing well are all smurfs. For example, Rango has a warding totem. ^^;

Nah, it was pretty obvious. Both zeds were smurfs probably, but TF was way too on point with his ults, and the coordianted botlane ganks happened way too often.

[Iecerint]

Oh, I'm not saying there weren't smurfs. There were definitely smurfs.

[notscience]

I just got raged at

for not peeling an olaf

So, I'm going to use this as a learning experience.

How do you keep your ADC from being killed by an olaf?

[RayFrost]

Play thresh, lantern them away from olaf, play lulu and ult them so they don't die to olaf, build crucible / locket and use it to save their health from olaf

then cc olaf out the fucking wazoo

[Cabd]

>>use team builder solo
>>be level 8
>>get paired with a bunch of other level 5-8s and a drunk ADC
>>get paired against a team of player smurfs that are at least level 20

[notscience]

Play thresh, lantern them away from olaf, play lulu and ult them so they don't die to olaf, build crucible / locket and use it to save their health from olaf

then cc olaf out the fucking wazoo

What about as a tanky CC jungler?

Or are you just SOL.

[RayFrost]

Was talking with cabd and he demanded this, so....

In a dark and dusty jungle, cool wind in my fur
Smell of old wards, rising up through the earth
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my mana went dim
I had to back for the night

There she stood in the fountain;
I heard the minion bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a ward and she showed me the way
There were voices by the tower,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Leaguefornia
Such a bloody place (Such a bloody place)
Such a bloody ace
Plenty of room at the Hotel Leaguefornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Fate-twisted, she got the mordekaiser bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty ezreals she calls friends
How they dance in the brushes, warm winter breath.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since gragas got jail time"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of a buy
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Leaguefornia
Such a bloody place (Such a bloody place)
Such a bloody ace
They killin' it up at the Hotel Leaguefornia
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Shacos on the ceiling,
Volibear and tibbers on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

[Iecerint]

>>use team builder solo
>>be level 8
>>get paired with a bunch of other level 5-8s and a drunk ADC
>>get paired against a team of player smurfs that are at least level 20

The game might think you're a smurf.

[Cabd]

I suppose i'll take that as a minor compliment?

[Iecerint]

The game has little things it checks on low-level accounts to try to find players who are smurfing and then matches them disproportionately with other smurfs. The intent is to protect new players from smurfs.

But yes, it's a compliment. ^^

[JasonWazza]

So i tried solo lane soraka again for lols, and my god is it still fucking hilarious.

Survive for about the first 5 levels, start to do decent damage to anything later on.

VS'd a Rengar (top), Yasuo (mid) and a Talon (mid and yes i am aware i bought a FQC, but that's because it turned into a farm lane really quickly.)

EDIT: as a note i'm not saying it's good, i'm saying it's funny.

[RayFrost]

I'm putting it here that support nunu is still hilarious to play

[BROseidon]

I typically back after I get a kill and have pushed the wave to their tower, or after I am harassed to tower and need to back to avoid feeding.

This.

If you have then forced out of lane and have a power spike of any kind (even, like, a vamp sceptre or something), go back.

[BROseidon]

I just got raged at

for not peeling an olaf

So, I'm going to use this as a learning experience.

How do you keep your ADC from being killed by an olaf?

Kill it first

[Saki]

I just got raged at

for not peeling an olaf

So, I'm going to use this as a learning experience.

How do you keep your ADC from being killed by an olaf?

Kill it first

[Maestro]

Klaz is always saying Death is the best CC
It's his excuse for Kill Stealing other ADCs

[Saki]

MY JANNA IS NOT DEAD

[BROseidon]

Death is the best cc. It's like a 40 second stun in endgame