NY 174: Oldy Mafia 2 (Game Over)

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'd gamble on Porochaz, chamber and Bookitty. Thoughts, VitR?

[chamber]

3 of bookitty mbl porochaz ika.

[chamber]

You don't need to figure out the whole scum team right now though. You just need 1 name that's most likely. Any focus on the whole team is a distraction.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Dude, I'm convinced. It's chamber/Bookitty/Porochaz

Vote: chamber

[chamber]

And why are you voting for me out of those 3?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because in case I get NK, you are the most likely to survive lynches or VitaminR's vig.

[chamber]

Nonsense.

[Albert B. Rampage]

ika VitaminR and I are town. MBL has that thing where he thought that DGB was scum after she counterclaimed STD with doctor, which just doesn't seem very scum-like...

I'm confident I've figured this game out.

[chamber]

You haven't and your reason for voting for me over the other 2 is ridiculous.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The scum are winning. Town replacements have an incredibly difficult time catching up and tend to give up and replace out rather than burden the town, which explains ika. I'm confident that slot is town.

VitaminR is undoubtedly the vig.

I'm town.

MBL is out of step with what's going on in this game. He thought that DGB was the scum out of DGB/STD. That is a big no-no if he were scum. STD's scum partners were eagerly awaiting the doctor to out themselves to get STD killed, and were ready to move in for the bus. MBL was just caught off-guard and didn't even think that STD was scum until the logic was pointed out to him.

This is it. I've broken the game. Town wins.

[Albert B. Rampage]

VitaminR, after we lynch chamber scum, I need you to vig Porochaz or Bookitty for me. I'm afraid that MBL will derpvote me in LYLO and cost us the game.

[chamber]

You haven't. You are either wrong or scum. And you voting for me because the rest of the town has it right will lose us the game.

[chamber]

You are also asking him to vig, hilarious.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm so happy that I figured this out! I'm ecstatic. Sweet release. YES. I DID IT. THIS TOWN IS GOING TO WIN. OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH.

[Albert B. Rampage]

IN YOUR FACE CHAMBER

[Albert B. Rampage]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER CHAMBER. HAHAHHAHAHA.

WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE TOWN. YOU DEFENDED CES. YOU KEPT TO YOUR META. YOU DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. BUT IN THE END WE GOT YOU HAHAHAHAHA

[Albert B. Rampage]

VitaminR, just use your vig dude. I know we got this in the bag. We won. MBL needs to come aboard on this plan and we WON.

WE WON. FIVE MONTHS OF THIS GAME AND I FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT.

We've been at it since May. We wagoned Glork, PJ, Yosarian, all these famous players and got them all killed, and in the end, I'm still alive, and I found out all the scum. This is my moment. GLORY TO THE SIN'DOREI. WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY GAME. KILLING UNDO INSTEAD OF ME WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR MAFIASCUM CAREER. LOSE THIS GAME KNOWING THAT YOU'VE BEEN BEATEN BY THE BEST.

[chamber]

Surviving till near endgame and then getting poed is what happens to me nearly everytime I'm scum. I wouldn't take any pride in it happening again. This isn't me as scum though.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look at my wikipedia. Five wins in a row. Coming into today, I was a broken soul. The odds were unfavorable. My hands were tied. VitaminR, if scum, could not decisively point to his partners, chamber, Bookitty, MBL, or Porochaz. I slowly accepted that this game would break my winning streak. I was ready to give up, put my hands up and surrender like the dido in white flag.

AND NOW. LOOK AT ME NOW.

THE SCUM ARE BROKEN. AAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[chamber]

Your enthusiasm isn't fooling anyone. I don't know why you are faking it, hoping to get a rise out of me perhaps?

[Albert B. Rampage]

These are my genuine emotions bottled up for months on end. I've had a love and hate relationship with this game. Being wrong about PJ, right about CES, right about DGB, wrong about OGML, it's been a roller coaster ride. I authentically feel like a large burden has been lifted from my shoulders. I can see clearly now. I see it, chamber.

I understand.

[chamber]

But you don't. If i cared about this game still I'd probably be more worked up. But I was ready to come into today and vote MBL full well knowing it could easily end the game in the towns loss.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Moving on from this point, my play is straightforward. The only chance scum has is of convincing MBL to return to his old way of thinking and get him to vote for me, or to persuade him to vote for ika. That is the slim chance that you've got, so I would concentrate all your energies on building a very convincing case on ika, or asking your buddy Porochaz to convince MBL to vote for me.

ika's not going to mess around, I'm sure he will make the decision. MBL has got to come around and see things my way so we can push the final nail into your collective coffin.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Anyway I have to go out, I'll be back in 8 hours to explain my thoughts further if needed. Ciao

[Albert B. Rampage]

Damn it chamber.

The possibility that it's MBL-Bookitty-Porochaz exists.

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