hey there house. please read this.
if you're town you should unvote before skybird gets here because with how far we've come with those clutch psyche and shaddow lynches i would be really really pissed.
there's nothing i hate more than town sucking then doing really really well in the penultimate moments of the game only for someone to get trigger-happy or overconfident and lose in the last seconds.
because that means it was all wasted
all that extra time when if we were just going to lose to
this
why not give up earlier
you might think taking the risk to vote right out of the gate in 3p lylo is a Cool Kid thing to do because you're strong and independent and confident and all that.
well no.
if you're town, you're just going to get people to blacklist you.
"i don't care! i do what i want!"
check your privilege
to reappropriate a tumblr term, you don't own this game. there's me. there's wake. there's all the town screaming it up in the dead qt.
so please tuck your vote back into your pants and please wait until i am ready to continue with this day. i have important Real things to do for a day or two that actually affect my Real future. after that's done i want to be able to come into this lylo and try to figure out which of you made that kill
(i will admit i was leaning you as mafia with that kill because i had repeatedly stated that skybird was one of my PoE scumreads, and thinking you wanted to bait me into voting there. but idk anymore since apparently you want to vote first. which is freaking me out because there's a clash of motives there and it might point to you being town after all and etc etc please unvote)
if you're town, don't lose it for us now. please.
i'm trying to be nice here but you can probably tell that i'm feeling like i'm gonna burst.
also if you're scum you should also unvote because statistically leaving my voting options open between you and skybird is more beneficial to you. so there's that.
night.
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skybird: mafia basics: if you are town and here and house is still voting me, please post something instantly so i know you're not scum quickhammering. thx. would make things easier
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also ALSO house do not dare go the "you're talking like you know i'm town therefore u are scum" route in interpreting this post.
this is cold logic, and by far my highest priority right now is to assume you're town and convince you to unvote, or lose.
(if i was scum i wouldn't convince you to unvote because then whether i lose or not is still in my hands but blah blah we don't care about that right now. please unvote. cya)
