Mini 1684: Shucking Bullfit Mafia - Game Called

[Tammy]

[Layla]

You assume the town has powers of its own layla, im hoping we can keep me alive.
@Soul: i know what your role name and role is, but I dont know what it does. I can make an educated guess at most.

I dunno what kind of town would go all the way to save a sk from mafia tbh but ok.

[Layla]

unvote

You're not today's lynch

If that's how you're gonna back put the ship has sailed already.

[Layla]

Back out*

[Layla]

Oh yeah.

I forgot all about trolling.
I guess I'll do one now.

[Layla]

Mini 1684: Shucking Bullfit Mafia

"Art" Appreciators

(Player List):

The Burgers of Llamarble
dramonic
Layla
Soul2277
Pegasus30
A Muffin
Mac
Tammy
Hyperion
Cephrir
zipperflesh
Marquis
Dinare

Sitting in the peanut gallery

(Alive):

Spoiler: Alive (13/13)

The Burgers of Llamarble
dramonic
Layla
Soul2277
Pegasus30
A Muffin
Mac
Tammy
Hyperion
Cephrir
zipperflesh
Marquis
Dinare

At life's great after party

(Dead):

Spoiler: Deaded (0/13)

I swear I've seen this art before somewhere but I don't remember the name of it. Can anyone tell me the name of it?

[dramonic]

Good, cuz I wanna lynch the BoaT first

[dramonic]

Fuckin ninja, you just killed the joke

[Soul2277]

As you're confirmed scum, any potential town killing role can deal with you. Plus you can always be lynched later and your lynch isn't going to be very informative anyways so I'd still prefer lynching someone else. Pegasus talking more would help. Dinare is also an ok candidate. Those are my only current scum reads.

~Mehdi

[Layla]

Rule Set!

Breaking any of these rules (or purposely attempting to exploit loopholes) may result in _any_ action we deem necessary.

GENERAL GAME FLOW

1. Post and vote in the thread; use vote tags VOTE: AngryPidgeon or bold tags

Vote: AngryPidgeon

to cast a vote for another player.
2. A player will be irrevocably lynched the instant they have more than half of the votes on them.
3. Game days will be 2 weeks long and game nights will be 2 days long; posting is not allowed at night.
4. If a day ends with no majority of votes on one person, no one will be lynched that Day.

DO

1. Obey all site rules
2. Play to win.
3. Post at least every 60 hours; failing to do so will earn a prod at which point you have 24 hours to post or be replaced. (3 prods will be a replacement)
4. Ask me questions in thread or by PM if you are unclear on the rules.

Bold

questions to me for visibility.
5. Alert me in thread or by PM if you are going on V/LA; doing so will exempt you from prods
6. Be respectful to other players. If personal attacks become an ongoing problem, I will force replace or modkill you.

DO NOT

1. Post after you have been killed/lynched for any reason (unless your role specifically allows otherwise).
2. Attempt to impersonate the moderator (us); please avoid using

bolded purple (8040FF) text

as a result.
3. Encrypt text or otherwise intentionally make content in your post difficult to read or find.
4. Discuss or reference this game outside of the game thread (exceptions may be specified in your role).
5. Directly quote my private communications with you (especially role cards).
6. Pretend to break any rule listed here.

NOTES FOR THIS GAME SPECIFICALLY

1. This game is not bastard (we think?); your alignment will not change.
2. Anti-town factions will be given relevant fake role names.
3. This game is 1:3:9. The three mods (BROSeidon, BBMolla, and AngryPidgeon) each designed 1 mafia and 3 town roles without consulting each other. These roles were meshed together to form a 3:9 game. Furthermore, each mod came up with one 3rd-party role each. One player in this game will get all 3 of these roles and will pick one in pregame to use as their role.
4. Sample town wincon:

Win Condition:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

I have a simple objection. I think a day time is a wee bit too long. Why not balance them out? 1 week day and 1 week night sounds like a good idea.

[Layla]

AP: Hello, hello, hello! I'm AP and I welcome you to Shucking Bullfit Mafia! We here on the mod team thank you for your interest and support for the

Coalition for Balanced Mafia Games

.

We aim to provide quality mafia games that will pleasure you as much as they pleasure us!

BRO: Uhhh, this game isn't even REMOTELY balanced. Its pretty fucking broken.

AP: Ssshhhhh, how are we going to raise any money for the event if people know its a sham?

BB: Money? What money? We don't have any funding, this event is all free.

AP: Wait really? I thought for sure we were charging admission for this. Someone was taking money at the door.

BB: Ya that was some crackhead homeless guy. He promised not to spend it on crack this time though.

BRO: Huh, that probably explains the smell in here. AP can you hurry up and write some flavor so we can get this going?

AP: No, fuck off, who even knows what the theme of this is supposed to be. I'm probably just going to post something from Pablo Picasso in the OP and pretend its artistic. Wait...... damn it.

lol AP you've been caught lying. Lynch all liars!

[dramonic]

Id like to see what pegasus and dinare think too.
I cant confirm them without crumbs.

...Are you trying to get modkilled?

[Layla]

If you thought I would quote all 336 posts individually then you're wrong.
At least I'm nice like that.

[Layla]

Id like to see what pegasus and dinare think too.
I cant confirm them without crumbs.

...Are you trying to get modkilled?

Oh don't worry. Being modkilled will drain all the fun.

[dramonic]

I sorta did.
Im still sad you killed the joke.

[dramonic]

Stop ninjaing me

[Layla]

The Coccinellidae (/ˌkɒksɪˈnɛlɪdaɪ/)[3] are a family of small beetles, ranging from 0.8 to 18 mm (0.0315 to 0.708 inches).[4] They are commonly yellow, orange, or scarlet with small black spots on their wing covers, with black legs, heads and antennae. Such colour patterns vary greatly, however; for example, a minority of species, such as Vibidia duodecimguttata, a twelve-spotted species, have whitish spots on a brown background. Coccinellids are found worldwide, with over 5,000 species described.[5]

Coccinellidae are known colloquially as ladybirds (in Britain, Ireland, the Commonwealth, and some parts of the southern United States), ladybugs (originating in North America) or lady cows, among other names.[6] When they need to use a common name, entomologists in the United States widely prefer the names ladybird beetles or lady beetles[7] as these insects are not true bugs.

The Coccinellidae are generally considered useful insects, because many species feed on aphids or scale insects, which are pests in gardens, agricultural fields, orchards, and similar places. Within the colonies of such plant-eating pests, they will lay hundreds of eggs, and when these hatch, the larvae will commence feeding immediately.[8] However, some species do have unwelcome effects; among these, the most prominent are the subfamily Epilachninae, which are plant eaters. Usually, Epilachninae are only mild agricultural pests, eating the leaves of grain, potatoes, beans, and various other crops, but their numbers can increase explosively in years when their natural enemies, such as parasitoid wasps that attack their eggs, are few. In such situations, they can do major crop damage. They occur in practically all the major crop-producing regions of temperate and tropical countries.

[dramonic]

...lady cow?

[Layla]

So today I was at work and it was raining and thundering so hard. The lightning hit the transformer twice and twice the power went out. One of the girl who worked there started crying because she got scared. Boy, what a day.

[Cephrir]

Also, I'm fairly certain I've located one of the people I'm interested in, but we'll find out.

you know how sketchy this is right

No. Why are you being so weird?

Cool.
I betcha you didn't know that we had info that the third party is a serial killer when you decided to "townside"!

So yes,

dram is a serial killer

Think hard about who you lynch today.
lyching me will cause two potential town death.
lynching dram will only cause one town death.
Layla out.

0/10 i have no reason to believe this

I do?
Hey, if more people want to softclaim so I can break the game im cool with it.

Might as well come clean... im a survivor who knows all the roles, rolenames and alignments.

I want to be kept safe and in exchange i offer infinite knowledge.

i cant help but feel as though it's possible there is no role that can protect you, because this outcome frankly seems quite obvious

that or you aren't a survivor!

[Layla]

...lady cow?

Yes. Lady cow. I personally prefer the name ladybug.
Calling an insect a bird is bit weird, let alone cow.

[A Muffin]

I kind of hope that it's not possible for the game to be this broken but something tells me not to hold my breathe

[A Muffin]

breath fuck me i cant words

[Layla]

0/10 i have no reason to believe this

You can always check the scum PT op. It's all there.

[Layla]

breath fuck me i cant words

So how was your day today?