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In post 351, shaddowez wrote:I know what I'm attempting to say - I can't say that I know what you're reading from it though. It's likely it's the same thing, yes. I know that if people sheep me on a Scorp lynch and he's town, and I make it through the night, I'm getting speed lynched tomorrow.
good enough
unvote, vote: Scorpious"And before anyone bitches about me highlighting PoD's 437 when I replaced in and called everyone on my wagon communists, I remind you that communism is not alignment-indicative" - Belisarius
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I mean you already claimed, what was gonna change?No matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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Lynch: VC#1.07Spoiler: source code
Scorpious was lynched on Day 1. He was aMafia Voyeur
What a mindfucking nightmare to be awakened from in the middle of the night by a text notification.
Bat Masterson was Pula's very own aspie Mark Zuckerberg 2.0. He founded the Altruist Bats Club social network.
When he was 5 years old Bat taught himself echolocation during a power outage by smacking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, thereby producing a clicking sound and listening for the variation of its echo. He kept exercising it, alienating himself from his schoolmates, some of which sometimes bullied him by rhythmically tapping his protruded ears with their fingers in rapid succession.
When NJ joined his class Bat ceased to be the fastest runner, the only respect-earning atu he had, but NJ envied him for being able to run at full speed with his eyes closed and they quickly became friends until NJ claimed to have kissed the angel-faced girl Bat was stalking, desperately trying to win affection from, even thinking about offering himself to become her slave, and told him she was nothing special.
Witnessing the advent of smartphones Bat realized that the time had come for him to learn coding, but it was tedious and he couldn't do it without help. Eventually he managed to code an app for playing voice forum mafia he called Subaru VFM, an homage to the pleiades in an attempt to get the car company he liked so much to sponsor it but wound up re-branding it Woof instead.
A smarter marketing strategy that did pay off was to encourage the production of satirical voice-commercial sketches à la GTA Radio but community-made, that mimicked real adds until those started accumulating. Once paid adds were abundant he set the probability of a sketch to appear on a player's virtual answering machine to 33%.
Woof VFM featured among other functionalities a compact 3d representation of the index of posts, rendering it clearly discernible which input was a response to which segment of the other, in a practical and visually attractive (reminiscent of star constellations) design. Bat saw its potential outside the game and launched a sister app called Ether and successfully lured forumites from reddit, 4chan etc. in part because they liked how easy it was to use soundboards instead of smileys, a cappella and jam to each other's audioposts and use effects like movie-trailer voice or spooky reverse-reverb, which were unlockable in Woof only through achievements while playing ranked games (3 games played at the same time with identical open setup and the same players out of which only an uninformed couple would be faced-off and ranked). His 3rd app was the prototype for ABC and caught the attention of the council.
A hidden functionality which very few people knew about, inherent in all of Bat's apps was the abuse of the mobile device running it as a sonar, emitting ultrasound frequencies, subsequently capturing and sending them to a hub to which only Bat had access.
It was nearly impossible for him to remain sufficiently focused to evaluate the complex data by ear while in a waking state, so he began working on a program that could do it for him but he reached the end of his funds and wherewithal. Until winning Womb Mafia games or accumulating Karma otherwise, he had to continue doing it while lucid-dreaming.
In his most demiurgic one's he solidified the blueprint for a prototype recon drone he called 'Robat', in his most unsettling one he witnessedNJdie.
NJ's phone's heart frequency monitor picked up his cardiac arrest and sent a set of texts to the council members and instructions for a forum mafia game to the Commodore. He tried to trick Bat into gambling his soul with this text:
NakedJogger wrote:I'm on to you. The time has come to play for royal privilege, double or nothing, considering who won last timeif you loose you loose everything, and become my jester for all eternity. Sounds
funright?
PS: As you might have noticed, the curse on your dopamine procurement has been lifted until then
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Don't worry, you're probably not crazy, we have tourists come in here all the time after they've been to the Womb
'Wheeezz ma budgeeerigaah sSSSaaiibooGu?'
Perhaps I spoke too soon. JK, Kinga and I were fiddling with the idea of making these, too ease the transition period for project Dictator Liquidator
Gosu comes flying through the window, assuming his position on your shoulder.
More on that later and I'll be happy to hear your feedback regarding reception and whatnot, but for now you've got a mafia game to attend to with much on the line. Also, this is Chobo, the german shepherd puppy you'll be taking care of for a couple of days, to prove that your trip hasn't damaged your coconut. See you later, ocigater.
'Dictator Liquidator?'
Gosu suggests a relevant local podcast, just now updated with a new episode. You're still dizzy and the caster's voice seems wobbly and distorted at first.Normalizing towards the endthe adjacent lullaby is about to doze you off when the rest of the posse returns, handing you a VFM smartphone and feeding your budgie the codes for you to browse through and listen to the progress of the game, and start playing. Day1 ends with the creator of the Commodore AI's avatar getting lynched. It is now Night 1 and there's a storm raging outside.Last edited by FakedBlogger on Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:56 am, edited 1 time in total.-
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It was called 'the ABCs of Swarm Intelligence' because a) members could anonymously post something they needed help with and whoever was eligible and willing to provide it would make contact, do the deed and collect karma points. The system prioritized higher degree altruists in the decision-making hierarchy regarding communist funds (membership fees, joint economic ventures under the ABC umbrella and other); b) it served as a framework to develop true artificial intelligence using human interaction as basis for an evolutionary matrix control square (EMC2), still in its baby steps but capable of hosting a forum mafia game, even coming up with decent-grade original flavor.
A substantial part of operation Democratic Dictator was to prepare ABC to channel public opinion, resource, vitality and implication and serve as a direct link to executive, legislative and judicial power as well as allocation of resources. Research, education, project planning and development, foreign policy etc., the council hoped to one day achieve pure democracy by forcing everything that was of interest to the public of Pula to be available to every citizen via anonymous, intuitive interaction with the portal. The agents of execution, the dictators however needed to expose themselves completely, in order for nothing to remain hidden from-, and incomprehensible to or unsupervisable by the public.-
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A mafia game is a good occasion for gaters to hydra and collaborate to get to know each other. Once 9 heads were locked in, Commodore automatically closed sign-ups for the slot, communicating the passwords and signing up for the game as 9ubaru. Fourface's Nuthouse Mafia required the persistent physical presence of the players throughout the entire game, so they organized shifts in order for a head to represent the slot at all times.
ocigate a.k.a. Rick Gates is a communist gateway to the internet (Our Communist Internet Gateway), consisting of a set of accounts on various online portals like google, facebook, deviantart, imdbpro etc. It's a service owned, administrated and proliferated by anyone who knows the passwords, some of which where stenciled on walls in various squares for every Pulan to see, which meant anyone could delete everything at any time but doesn't because that would be retarded.
Contributors either made new accounts or merged theirs by publishing the password, which lead to the online asset net-worth to grow to over 5k dollars/month ranging from pornsites to libraries, and ~ 90k worth of server hardware, software and all kinds of other useful and fun stuff, like a poster printing machine. There isn't much out there that Pulans don't have VIP access to via ocigate, and recently new service providers consider sending formal invitations to Mr. Gates as part of their marketing strategy.
A newspaper, a radio station and multiple streams are dedicated to documenting and keeping track of developments that concern users. What started out as a semi-joke wound up as semi-professional ultimate frisbee, footsal, beasal, ciuma verde (green plague) and e-sports teams managed by Rick Gates. Ciuma Verde is a chaotic, fun, original game with simple mechanics reminiscent of a shiver of feasting sharks: try to catch a green bouncy ball before someone else does and then throw it. It was ambiguous who's ball it was, who threw it first, who named it and where the relic of their childhood wound up but it was someone in NJ's 6th or 7th grade class since they were the ones playing with it during recess.
Realistic plans, the realization of which is in progress are for book and music publishing, a clothing line, a gaming studio and a Zeppelin while a flashmob, cashmob or flash drama (whereby 2 or more strangers or loosely acquainted gaters meet up in a fairly crowded place, perform a premeditated action of theatrical character and then split) is always around the corner.
A bunch of people keep track of the council's endeavors and offer resources, a hand, advice and constructive feedback, complementing the ABC.-
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In second grade NJ found out that his classmate Gloria was the second fastest sprinter of the 4-grade school and fell in love with her.
After challenging everyone who looked able to compete with him he knew for a fact that nobody, not even from the older generations ever came as close to coming close to outrun him as she did.
She was the most beautiful, graceful and noble girl he had ever seen, and if she'd spend as much time running as he did she'd probably be faster and that made him crazy enough about her to visualize her face in the sky every time he looked out the window.
The hardest part about moving away was never to hear from her again until fate rostered them into a game of voice forum mafia together.
Words arousing a conversation, telling a story of how Gloria had dyed her noon-sun colored hair irony-shit brown and changed styles from a fresh pony tail to a dull curtain-like appearance during med school - to reduce the amount of superficial encounters with people devoid of substance who couldn't have helped but insult her intelligence with pesky flirts otherwise - were unnecessary, as they would've paled in comparison with regard to communication effectiveness, relevance and class to the flash synchronization that occurred effortlessly the instant the two soulmates met face to face, yielded to a less loquacious 'you haven't changed one bit' instead; the second worthiest use of his lips, tongue and breath to be manifested in this supreme moment; in favor of it was the property of conveying that he understood her uniqueness since let's face it.. there are billions of brunettes who'd dye their hair blond for a million bad reasons but only the Gloria he knew and loved would do the opposite for the superlatively correct one.. he could've kissed her; the only thing questionable being whether this ragged world deserved, had any kind of merit to cover the event of 2 individuals of the highest caliber being in the same place at the same time once more.
Blasé, as if a routine exercise of their natural prerogative their decision, so unambiguous a gesture that it would only kid itself if it interpreted it deviant from a humiliating no: they had enough of carrying the world.
Maintaining conspiratory eye contact they shed their garbs and went for a run.
GrayFoxxxx theVanilla Townieand shaddowez theTown Doctorwere offed on Night 1. It is now Day 2 for(expired on 2015-08-30 00:00:00) (August 30th)-
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VOTE: elusiveNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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Interactions etcNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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In post 353, Atum wrote:@All: Better idea, flashwagon on Gray and Foxxy for great justice?
so uhhh, what was this about?"And before anyone bitches about me highlighting PoD's 437 when I replaced in and called everyone on my wagon communists, I remind you that communism is not alignment-indicative" - Belisarius
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Malakittens Survivor
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Btw the gray thing www probably a vig shot so im not too fussed about it
Cuz it www pretty defeNT pickNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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Also I'd be okay with a Radha lynch too.
JsNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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In post 393, Malakittens wrote:Btw the gray thing www probably a vig shot so im not too fussed about it
Cuz it www pretty defeNT pick
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I don't see how saying that's antitownNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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I didn't 'out' the vig. Unless you got half of a brain then mafia already know this since there's two NK'sNo matter how high the stakes, sooner or later you're just gonna have to go with your gut.
And maybe, just maybe, that'll take you right where you were supposed to be.
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