Micro 576 - Word Sneak Mafia 2: Even Sneakier! (Game Over)

Aristophanes · Post Post #350 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:51 pm

In post 349, BNL wrote:
In post 347, Aristophanes wrote:Postie, this pleases me immensely!

Though you're probably scum

Uh

In post 335, Aristophanes wrote:Town Lean: Postie, H&H

Please don't hammer yet, though. I haven't gotten all my words in yet.

Ari wrote:because Red Grapes are far superior.

Way to read all the way to the end of my post.
Like, I was making a joke because why not.

Obviously my humour was wasted.

lane0168 · Post Post #351 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:52 pm

The fuck...

Aristophanes · Post Post #352 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:53 pm

In post 348, Postie wrote:Did you know eggs are only ever oval? I did! And now you know too, you slightly one-eyed marshmallow!

Did you know snails taste with their feet? Cool, right? But not as cool as sixty-thousand fish in submarine!

Did you know there's a shop in North London where everything is 25p? Amazing! I bet Christopher Nolan would love it!

Did you know there's a town is Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? An interesting tongue-twister, and one I'm sure would pair well with dental floss on a cold summer morning!

Take note of these interesting facts while you can, because I'm going to have to stop being such a distraction soon if I want to catch teh evil scumz, who will no doubt thrive in this choas before returning to their UFO!

Yep, and this reporter is amazing!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM[/youtube]

Aristophanes · Post Post #353 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:54 pm

Shit. I don't know how to post videos

Aristophanes · Post Post #354 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:54 pm

In post 351, lane0168 wrote:The fuck...

To whom is this directed?

lane0168 · Post Post #355 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:08 pm

In post 354, Aristophanes wrote:
In post 351, lane0168 wrote:The fuck...
To whom is this directed?

It was at Postie...

I'm refraining from posting anything else for the moment

lane0168 · Post Post #356 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:09 pm

Hey BNL... Where you at? Put your words down or forever hold your peace.

I should say I'm refraining from saying what I actually want to say for a moment

Postie · Post Post #357 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:33 pm

Amid my daily attempt to do a pull-up and failing, I have also discovered that if you squish a centipede at juuuuust the right angle, it farts out rainbows. Bemad bro? Bathe in jiggly crumpets instead! Athena the goddess of sardines and those annoying little leftover bits of potato chips you find at the bottom of the bag will surely guide you to achieve your dreams of rocking around the Christmas tree.
When you find yourself spangled, just remember that we need BACON FOR PRESIDENT! Alchemy is our only option! Noo, wait, I meant anarchy! Pop your chewing gum hesitantly and just think of the children - if all goes to plan, they'll be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and will thank Tom Hanks you supported them through this difficult time of immeasurable backpeddaling!

Postie · Post Post #358 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:47 pm

Alright, here's one last splendid anecdote for you all. I was walking home this morning from a 3-day annual CEEELEBRATION OF TWISTED SHOE-LACES, which is definitely not where the Scummies take place, when I noticed I had no hair. None at all. I was balder than a bald eagle. Except that I wasn't, because IT'S CURRENTLY WINTER in Great Britain, and I only shed my hair in spring - a mildly infuriating experience. That's when I realised I needed to play more Mafia to improve my ability to not have to Tree Stump myself in games where I have that role, because Tree Stumps also do not have hair. GOOD THING I'M NOT IN EGYPT looking at the Sphinx, because you know what else doesn't have hair? A breed of cat called Sphynx. *meerkat noises* We should all join forces and make a giant poster of the moon and throw it at all hairless cats, and then maybe everyone will know that THE MOONLANDINGS WERE FAKED WAKE UP SHEEPLE. I should retire and become something, anything, that isn't an ice-cream man after this, because dammit, I'm too cool.

Okay, I think that covers everything. I'm done now, I promise.

lane0168 · Post Post #359 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:50 pm

Thank god. The fuck was the point of that?

Postie · Post Post #360 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:54 pm

If I'm going to do wordsneak I'm going to do it properly.

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But for srs this BNL wagon needs to happpen.

lane0168 · Post Post #361 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:56 pm

Lol bull fucking shit that was seamless! That means during your normal scum game!

lane0168 · Post Post #362 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:56 pm

Like you can't tell what post its even in.

Postie · Post Post #363 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 4:59 pm

I'm an all or nothing kind of person.

Postie · Post Post #364 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:00 pm

Well, a all or "try but don't plan properly and then just give up" kind of person.

Aristophanes · Post Post #365 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:02 pm

I mean, it should have been obvious, Lane, that the words were in there somewhere...

But whatevs.

Those posts were beautiful!

Postie · Post Post #366 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:03 pm

In post 365, Aristophanes wrote:I mean, it should have been obvious, Lane, that the words were in there somewhere...

Or were they? Maybe it's all just an elaborate distraction!

Aristophanes · Post Post #367 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:05 pm

In post 366, Postie wrote:
In post 365, Aristophanes wrote:I mean, it should have been obvious, Lane, that the words were in there somewhere...

Or were they? Maybe it's all just an elaborate distraction!

Literally the worst kind of human being

lane0168 · Post Post #368 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:06 pm

Fight the good fight
Dr. Who
Ika
The thing about that is...
Blasphemy

lane0168 · Post Post #369 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:07 pm

Aero may hate himself looking for all the words we're supposed to say

Postie · Post Post #370 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:07 pm

^ Okay, THIS is an elaborate distraction. It's got to be.

lane0168 · Post Post #371 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:08 pm

It's pretty good eh?

lane0168 · Post Post #372 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:09 pm

Who even knows anymore what those 5 little words mean

Aristophanes · Post Post #373 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:13 pm

In post 369, lane0168 wrote:Aero may hate himself looking for all the words we're supposed to say

Luckily he can Iso and "crtl + f" the words

And that was pretty good, I'll give you that.

lane0168 · Post Post #374 (ISO) » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:17 pm

Alright... What I wanted to say before but refrained from saying is that I really didn't like Bnl's post AT ALL. I'm amazed at the audacity to snip that sentence and play it off as a major scum slip. I was hoping he was going to be watching for a reaction, but it appears he just dropped it off and left.

VOTE: bnl