Micro 591: Cheetory Mafia [See Who Won!]

[UpTooLate]

I completely agree with gork about chevre's catchup. The only think I liked about it was the first part of what I quoted earlier, which was the original reason for my beeboy vote, and even that's not anything worth writing home about. I'd prefer itle today, simply because his "reads" just seem to be made up and lack anything to really support them. He said he had posts (plural!) to back his beeboy gut townread but provided a single "meh" post. He's now back pedaling and using being bad on Day1 as an excuse and I really, really don't like that.

I'm having a hard time deciding what I feel about spifflop to be completely honest. I can't tell if I'm getting a negative vibe on them because I'm somewhat paranoid I won't be able to read them properly, or if I'm legit getting bad feelings from that slot. I agree with hip about gork's pushback on chevre, but I didn't like Spiff for town at all. Again, trying to figure out where my feelings on that slot are coming from, which is why I'm hesitant to say they're scum.

[PJ.]

a bunch of empty stances with surface level reasoning and lot of stuff that looks like it took effort, but theres no real attempt to actually sort anything going on.

I'd argue the same could be said about the entireity of your play.

[Gorkington]

thanks for showing up panz!
you get the participation ribbon.

[Gorkington]

[Gorkington]

utl has basically the exact same reads as me.
which is probably the only respite in this game right now.

[UpTooLate]

Preemptive request: Can we not get into a dick measuring contest please? That's not something I can participate in, and I'd feel really left out. Thanks.

[PJ.]

He's saying his biggest read is playing exactly how cheetington himself could be described as playing. That's hardly dick measuring. I'd be 100% up for taking cheetington down tomorrow after we get spifflop today.

[Gorkington]

im sorry that youre really bad at reading me panzer.

[UpTooLate]

Panzer, can you give me your thoughts on itle please? Earlier you said he was on the scummy side of things and never really went anywhere with that iirc.

[Gorkington]

utl i voted him at one point.
that means hes town.
remember?

[UpTooLate]

Also, gork, I wouldn't say that I can read you myself, but your head seems to be in the same place mine is, which is what gives you a townlean for me. Same for mollie.

[PJ.]

Ever the altruist, I obliged.

Girth: 8/10
Length: 8/10
Manscaping: 7/10
Circumcision category (can his be anything but binary? Curious minds inquire): 1/1
Overall balance and shape: 9/10

Lots of promise, but my preferences tend to lean towards more stringent manscaping - it's a practical thing. Angling is particular good for variations of cowgirl, but there are no shape restrictions. I'd say Panzer has a good multi-task dick, with possible problems receiving good oral without a fair amount of extreme throating or clever handwork.

Mines bigger, You can put the ruler away cheetington. Also stop being so damn scummy.

[PJ.]

Panzer, can you give me your thoughts on itle please? Earlier you said he was on the scummy side of things and never really went anywhere with that iirc.

He's acting scummy, but my top 2 scumreads were on his wagon, so he's probably easy target town.

[Gorkington]

predictable lol.

[PJ.]

Of course it's predictable, because I already said it.

[UpTooLate]

He's acting scummy

You kind of already said that. I'm looking for a little more depth please. How exactly is he acting scummy?

[PJ.]

He;s been non commital and asking empty questions to try to appear like he's scumhunting while also remaining on the fence on just about every issue and push a wagon on a mostly lurker using the same reasons that are making cheetington himself scummy.

[Spifflop]

Hey guys!

We're town!

~Spiffy

[UpTooLate]

He;s been non commital and asking empty questions to try to appear like he's scumhunting while also remaining on the fence on just about every issue and push a wagon on a mostly lurker using the same reasons that are making cheetington himself scummy.

Now was that so hard?

You currently have 3 scumreads then, am I correct? Spiff, cheet, and itle? What are your thoughts on Chevre's catch up post?

[pirate mollie]

it was a joke

I don't see how you think I'm scum. I'm trying so hard to get things going and it just feels useless. Everyone is already tunneled on me so whats the point :\ its seriously frustrating

yes. that is all I want.

I didn't mean to be mean, sorry

okay, I don't get the joke

it felt mean-spirited but i will take you at your word.

my read on your slot is on spiffy and so far I have been fairly accurate with my read on him in several games. I am not really seeing where you are trying to get things going either. you know my reads are pretty fluid but I am not seeing anything town coming from your slot.

[Spifflop]

Panz is still scum but hiplop would crucify me if I changed our vote

PEdit: mollie you're wrong this time

~Spiffy

[Gorkington]

nah im pretty sure panz is town.

[PJ.]

He;s been non commital and asking empty questions to try to appear like he's scumhunting while also remaining on the fence on just about every issue and push a wagon on a mostly lurker using the same reasons that are making cheetington himself scummy.

Now was that so hard?

You currently have 3 scumreads then, am I correct? Spiff, cheet, and itle? What are your thoughts on Chevre's catch up post?

Yeah, because that's the third time I've stated it.

Chevre's catch up post was whatever. He's lurking. If anything a halfass attempt at trying is town giving that he could of just gave us more lurk and a couple prodges while we sorted hippo out. The only way Chev's actions are scummy are if hippo is scum, which can't be determined until hippo actually flips.

[PJ.]

And even then, it'd have been waaaay safer for him to jump on my wagon instead of start a wagon of his own.

[PJ.]

Sorry my wagon is over, Pip's wagon