Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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Then we put "ex" in front of itShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Zulfy Mafia Scum
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When I was a child I knew this girl, she was very bubbly and I had a big crush on her. Her family life was kinda rocky and she didn't get along with many kids at school.
One day we're all just sitting or standing or something, someone is telling this one girl, or I guess more asking, saying "everyone's always calling you X's girlfriend isn't that weird?"
And then the convo revolved around that for a bit, her, the girl being talked to, saying that yea it was weird and somewhat annoying.
And then the girl I was crushing on said "Yea people shouldn't call you X's girlfriend that's inconsiderate."
And then a beat, a small silence that only lasted for a bit more than a second. Timing is something integral to joke-telling, it can be the difference between a large group laughing and uninterested stares coming your way. Some people, such as this girl, seem to have a natural talent for timing.
So she waits patiently for the silence to develop, for us to absorb the words she's said and reflect upon them as best we can with the time we've been given. Then she says:
"You're Y's sister!"
And I laughed. That's when my crush on this girl was cemented. I'm a sucker for humor.
The girls chuckle except for Y's sister, she holds firm, she won't allow herself to laugh at the joke of someone she disliked immensely. She just sort of glares at my crush and that makes her sorta wither away.
I felt bad but there was not much I could do. The girl turned on me soon after. Sent me mean stuff on aim when I was on. Those were some melodramatic days.
Anyway yea dumb title.no investigation no right to speak-
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Elbirn Content Aficionado
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Aristophanes He/HimMr. Blue SkyHe/Him
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So much this.In post 1024, Accountant wrote:
What if they break up?In post 1002, mykonian wrote:ok, it bothers me that whenever I see SiW appear somewhere, in my head it translates to "hippo's girlfriend". Could I nom hiplop forSiW's boyfriend?Half meme, Half real, All Aristophanes ;)- JingleAri has appeared way too competent for me to even pretend to know what they're thinking
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Accountant Jack of All Trades
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That's just sad and needlessly cruelIn post 1025, Firebringer wrote:Then we put "ex" in front of itThere's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.
You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.-
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esuriospiritus they/askI Reject Your Corporeality...they/ask
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In post 1028, Aristophanes wrote:
So much this.In post 1024, Accountant wrote:
What if they break up?In post 1002, mykonian wrote:ok, it bothers me that whenever I see SiW appear somewhere, in my head it translates to "hippo's girlfriend". Could I nom hiplop forSiW's boyfriend?-
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SleepyKrew he/himSnark Attackhe/him
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then there will be nothing to keep myself and my true love apart anymoreIn post 1024, Accountant wrote:What if they break up?To be clear: quack-
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Venmar He/HimJack of All TradesHe/Him
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All-lowercase is closer to Psyche's posting style, however.In post 1021, Nahdia wrote:i think it looks dumb in all lowercase ya
IIn post 1023, zakk wrote:Mr. PersonalityorMr. "Personality"are other options
I thinkmr. personalityormr. "personality"were basically just trying to copy Psyche's posting style...
That may or may not be the best idea but it's nice seeing each next to each other and deciding which might look best
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Spoiler:Nthand support bothmr. personalityand/ormr. "personality", since I think those work the best.I swear I'm trying my best
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Bins Survivor
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Hiplop?In post 1031, SleepyKrew wrote:
then there will be nothing to keep myself and my true love apart anymoreIn post 1024, Accountant wrote:What if they break up?-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
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Who else?In post 1033, Bins wrote:
Hiplop?In post 1031, SleepyKrew wrote:
then there will be nothing to keep myself and my true love apart anymoreIn post 1024, Accountant wrote:What if they break up?Show"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Chevre Honourable Mention
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I apologize for not seeing this sooner! Sure thing. I'll remove it once I make this post. (Though it seems a title that grew iconic all on its own . . . )In post 1015, xyzzy wrote:possibly weird request: could I have my title revoked (and have it go to whatever default it would be)? I got this title back in 2007ish because whoever was in charge of actually issuing titles at the time (jeep, maybe?) thought it was a good, funny reference to my username, and I was a dumb teenager so I didn't really care if I had done anything worthwhile to deserve my title. obviously I like the idea of having a custom title, but I'd rather get one that's actually based on my contributions to the site rather than just a reference that I did nothing to earn.
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I willMr. Personality, though I think I like zakk's original nomination the best. It feels the right level of revelatory. Adding quotations just beats it over the head, to me. The lowercase is OK, but I think the original slightly edges it out for me. Whatever Psyche and the crowd want, I suppose. 48 hours!approve
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SiW's boyfriendwon't be happening. It really reduces those two to one facet when hiplop and SummerInWonderland are such multifaceted members of the community. And though I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, what several have said is correct: it's not permanent, and if heaven forbid it does go sour, it's like a poorly-choiced tattoo.
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There will be no holding hands tonight
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
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Fire Assassin Mafia Scum
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2nd, poor me another EquinoxNothing is true, everything is permitted
I do not play like bringer, stop comparing me to bringer.-
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zakk Jack of All Trades
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SleepyKrew he/himSnark Attackhe/him
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beeboy Survivor
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KittyMo Too Sparkly
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5th Shot Count
In post 1353, Tammy wrote:Oh zach you don't know about the equinox drinking game?
You follow along with an equinox game and you take a drink for every page top she misses.Alt of Ariel | MafiaScum wiki volunteer contributor & sysop | Identity (Mish Mash) is back | Speakeasy Secret Santa
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zakk Jack of All Trades
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zakk Jack of All Trades
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aaaand now i'm trying to think up some pun which is like "Equinox missed, therefore you take a shot" -- i.e.Missed, Shots
and then i'm also trying to think up something which relates inversely to BRO's Expert Marxman title just for giggles
maybe i need to be drunk for this
wish i was in an Equinox game-
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zakk Jack of All Trades
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zakk Jack of All Trades
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OOH OOH WAIT
WHAT ABOUT
on the Rocks
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Equinox
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Cheetory6 MS Painter
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Oman NK Immune Miller Vig
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