Queen of Hearts [Game Over]

[FakeGod]

Night 4

[FakeGod]

It is now Night 4.

Countdown to Day 5: (expired on 2016-09-14 10:00:00)

[FakeGod]

SirCakez, who was

Card Guard

,

Four of Hearts

, and

Town

Compulsive Bodyguard

, has been

killed

in

Night 4

.

[FakeGod]

Day 5

[FakeGod]

VoteCount 5.0

Not Voting [7]

- zMuffinMan, Untrod Tripod, Ankamius, iraonavp, kraska77, PeregrineV, Maestro

With 7 alive it takes 4 votes to lynch.

Countdown to deadline: (expired on 2016-09-22 15:00:00)

[PeregrineV]

I guarded UT last night.

[Maestro]

Ira came up guilty but yeah I'm paranoid

[PeregrineV]

Ira came up guilty but yeah I'm paranoid

We are 5:2 now. I would avoid shooting anyone.

[kraska77]

I guarded UT last night.

....why?????

[kraska77]

Didn't someone already ask for cakeboy to be on ut
Why would u risk a double kill at this stage when our numbers are dwindling

[Untrod Tripod]

wait

that would mean that SC specifically was shot, right?

[kraska77]

Also @maestro why irao when everyone wants his flip asap? Why delay his death

[Untrod Tripod]

it literally doesn't matter, he's paranoid. he was leaving the door open for him to vig iraon

[Untrod Tripod]

or he could be a scum doublevoter I guess, but

[kraska77]

wait

that would mean that SC specifically was shot, right?

If pere is town then yeah


What do we do from here ut?

[Untrod Tripod]

okay everyone claim your actions

I protected Maestro

[Untrod Tripod]

(I'm going to have limited access from now until Sunday afternoon, but I'll be checking in and posting with my phone and iPad)

[Maestro]

Also @maestro why irao when everyone wants his flip asap? Why delay his death

What are you talking about? Because you sound like you have no idea what you're talking about.

[PeregrineV]

I guarded UT last night.

....why?????

After Maestro, next best townread.

[PeregrineV]

Didn't someone already ask for cakeboy to be on ut
Why would u risk a double kill at this stage when our numbers are dwindling

The request fails if scum doesn't want to do it.

[kraska77]

Also @maestro why irao when everyone wants his flip asap? Why delay his death

What are you talking about? Because you sound like you have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't feel comfortable lynching anyone before ira at this point. Dunno why you picked him when your vig shot is supposed to be backup in case the scummiest person in the game flips town

[PeregrineV]

VoteCount 2.5

DrippingGoofball [4] - Seraphim, kraska77, thenewearth x2
iraonavp [3] - zMuffinMan,

Katsuki, Froot Loop

Katsuki [8] - Vedith, DrippingGoofball, Ankamius, iraonavp, SirCakez, Untrod Tripod, PeregrineV, curiouskarmadog [LYNCH]

Not Voting [1]

- Spiffeh

With 15 alive it takes 8 votes to lynch.

Countdown to deadline: (expired on 2016-08-29 15:00:00)

I would kind of like to lynch Iraonavp, but scum were trying to move the lynch from Kat to him.

[zMuffinMan]

so yesterday was the final straw in a long line of things that made me realise how much i dislike playing mafia

and since we're so intent on being as antitown as possible here's what i'm doing for the rest of the game

VOTE: UNTROD TRIPOD

for so long as i am alive, i am doing this in my first post of every single day phase and not moving my vote for the entire day

the only way i will move my vote is to quickhammer ANY wagon that reaches L-1

it helps that there's a decent chance UT is scum anyway but even if i didn't think that was a possibility i would still be doing this because fuck this game

not 10 posts after i outline optimal play you STUPID FUCKING CUNTS quickhammered ckd

[zMuffinMan]

We are 5:2 now.

and you...

you are probably the single worst mafia player i've ever had the mispleasure of being stuck in a game with. i don't think i've ever seen you help town in any way

first, let's examine the fact that there was almost zero chance maestro wasn't paranoid. the only time fakegod has run a cop in any of his recent games is kuribo in wonderland - a game where there were multiple cops of unknown sanity and the setup was known to include a godfather. outside of that? never done. he's run limited utility ones (including a novice one), variations of cop (like parity cop), etc, but never a full cop. let alone a full cop THAT CAN ALSO VIG HIS TARGETS. that's an insanely powerful role and not something any sane fucking mod includes in a setup. i explained yesterday that it was unlikely fakegod included a full cop on several fucking occasions. and oh, what happened next? you fucking stumble into the thread like "DURRRR LET'S LYNCH THE GUILTY HURRRR FUCKING DURRRRRRRRRR". good one, fuckwit

next, let's examine the chance we're at 5:2. there are NO town investigative roles. all of the town power roles (vigs and complusive bodyguards) are INHERENTLY ANTITOWN. there was a chance, albeit remote, that the game could have ended in a scum win n2, but even disregarding that, town has no real power, let alone power enough to fucking counter a bulletproof scum vig in a game where it wouldn't be strange for several town deaths to happen on any given night (and we got pretty lucky in that respect). this setup isn't fucking 13:4. it's 14:3. look at previous fakegod setups to get a good fucking idea of what sort of setups he runs. notice a fucking theme? he stacks power on low number scum teams or gives shitall power to higher number scum teams. all of the previous setups like this one have been 14:3 and guess what? scum won pretty much all of them, too. you think fakegod was like, "well, i know scum have been winning a lot of these 14:3 setups but fuck it... ima include one of them most insanely powerful scum roles ever created (bookie) and give them an extra player to boot. then i'm gonna gimp all the town power roles for shits and giggles"?

jesus fucking christ

[zMuffinMan]

the plan should be:

lynch someone not you today
if game isn't over 7:1 going into night
maestro shoots you, scum kills, if game isn't over, 5:1 tomorrow
lynch someone, if game isn't over maestro investigates again and it's 3:1
lynch someone again, 2:1 going into night and maestro's shot ends game if it isn't already over

assuming the most likely scenario (maestro town) it effectively gives town 5 chances to hit scum in the remaining 8 players

this is optimal strategy atm

VOTE: ckd

We lynch the guilty now. We control the day, the night is subject to actions of the scum.

Vote: CKD

@maestro- Just cop someone.

vote CKD

like, fucking really, not even 10 posts

so yeah, i'm not moving my vote. because while maestro's vote was fucking pathetic, i doubt he expected the quickhammer. PV... well he's PV. i expect nothing more from him

UT... well if he's scum, he sure as fuck didn't want to give town better odds of hitting scum and if he's town, well he's a fucking moron