Scummer D&D

[Lady Lambdadelta]

ego postan

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Spoiler: I think someone asked me what I use for my character's image in the rare times I play as a player.

Beautiful picture. Do you remember the source website? I'm starting to make a lot of 3.5 characters (Usually I just make 5E or Pathfinder characters. This is my first 3.5 campaign) and I'd like to look at some good images.

That's Jin Kisaragi dude, from Blaz Blue?

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Upper class~

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Elemental Golems are nutzo.

Yes, I would like to throw an acid bomb at the enemy.

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mmm, can't find where I saw that though...

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oh don't listen to me it's a pathfinder thing. Alchemical Golems.

RIP

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Yeah, they're pretty baller from my experience.

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Stinking cloud blocks LOS for future reference.

Did you guys know that there is an item called Necklace of Adaptation?

It's a 9000g item from DMG that makes you immune to gases and vapor effects. (including things like cloudkill and stinking cloud)

Cloudkill <3

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I think that all of us together could take him out if he was alone. With our bare hands. (And spell component pouches).

what if he rips away your spell component pouches and eats them in display of dominance

Then I'd submit and be his loyal pet?

:3

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ConMan says he won't be able to make it.

LLD, would you mind controlling Karl for some dialogue?

Otherwise, I would be talking to myself, and I rather avoid that, if possible.

I got you.

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I'm just going to forewarn you that Fake God likes combat and might kill your character if you do something worthy of death. But if that's what interests you the most, go for it. There are some other basic classes in some of the other books though.

Not if Ether kills him first.

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(I really like this "Is Ether Evil?" joke because the truth is I really don't know! or do I? etc)

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I have a theory.

I sent it to FG in private chat.

RIP to any illusions that I might have been intelligent~

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Why are you guys trying to kill me jesus I'm your ally

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Also, Kat can't turn evil because she's a paladin.

Oath Breaker.

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Also, Kat can't turn evil because she's a paladin.

Fallen Paladins exist.

Also, Kat can't turn evil because she's a paladin.

Oath Breaker.

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I have a plan for Mycon, but I feel I shouldn't speak it given I'm an NPC.

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god... Elliott.

like, did I not warn Eliott, Primrose and William all each about this happening? >.>

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If we were to include some of the mythological elements we could add a shit load of playable races too, as well as monsters to fight... like fairies. Fairies are creepy.

Depends on the Fae. The Seelie are... well, they're not GOOD so much as they are "less evil".

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Fairies steal babies and replace them with their own, they are terrifying little bastards. The fear of Fairies runs so deep that, when they build motorways here, they divert the path of the road so they don't have to dig up fairy/ringforts. No word of a lie.

You realize I come from a similar place right? We still have a Mummers' festival every year.

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Fairies steal babies and replace them with their own

, they are terrifying little bastards. The fear of Fairies runs so deep that, when they build motorways here, they divert the path of the road so they don't have to dig up fairy/ringforts. No word of a lie.

Fae are wonderful... They are divine guardians of the forests and all denizens within. I don't know what you did to piss them off.

uh.

um.

Would you like to know the origin of the word "Changeling"?

OH HEY IT'S RIGHT THERE IN BOLD.

They are beautiful. Fair, even.

And terrifying.

And magical.

And mischievous.

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I kind of want to compare my experiences growing up with the stories of the Fae to Mick's now. I feel like we have similar understandings with slightly different details and it's kinda cool to see how folklore differs.

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How about banshees, y'all got them?

Yep.

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guys, please please please talk to NPCs more in the campaign

aren't you curious what they're thinking? what they're up to? what they know?

you don't need high cha or bluff/diplo checks; Who's character has neither and that didn't stop him from talking to the gnoll captain and learning where they were going to stop for refuel, what they will find there, etc

I chat up every NPC before moving on when I play video games; you guys should also talk more to NPCs before advancing!

Is it time? Is the return coming?

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Sounds fine to me. You sure you want me to PC, and not NPC this time~?

If so, I'll figure out something fun to make, but if you could ship me party composition, level you'd want me at, and what kind of background you might want me from to fit with your current story, that'd be helpful.

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Nyx is going to be way more volatile than Ether ever was, so I don't think there will be an issue. I was playing a NG Character, so I had to like... play a Good character.

Nyx is CN, so~.

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http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=860897

Char sheet, background coming

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I'm retarded, I was looking through so much shit I found a random thing that is homebrew instead.

Kill me.

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We can be a glastig?

Monster Character levels.

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We can be a glastig?

Monster Character levels.

My character is half-glastig.

But my understanding was that FG only had a particular set of allowable races for PC's. If you can be a glastig, then that's cool. I just thought the limitations for glastigs would make it weird for a playable race, but I guess it should be fine since we're in the last act.

Then we'll get along, won't we~?

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Nyx is a Glastig of the Unseelie Autumn court, who has spent all of her life, understandably, in and around her home pool and serving her court. For the most part, she has favoured the outskirts of the court, preferring not to become entangled in politics and pacts, while still being of whatever use she can be.

Often, creatures will come to her pool, man or otherwise, and the results truly vary upon her mood. For some, she would give them the blessings of her Goddess, among other carnal pleasures.

For others, the pool would be their watery tomb.

Recently, she was approached by the Queen of Light, a very powerful fae, revered as a Goddess. A task was assigned to her, one which her skills would be of use in, but would normally be impossible due to its location away from her pool.

The Queen's blessing, allowing her to move freely from her pool and out into the world, is but part of her promised rewards if she can complete her mission.

Nothing will stand in her way.

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well you're half glastig

and I can give you water breathing

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

maybe I take you underwater with me at some point.

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Players, we will be playing this Sunday as usual.

Please let me know if your availabilities.

Spoiler: harpy girl

hoooooly shit that's pretty.

I'm stealing this for use in another campaign at some point.

HOOOOOLY fuck.

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Recognizing that someone is dominated is DC15 sense motive. Someone can make that, right?

I have +17 to Sense Motive. Is that good enough, Kappa?

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Yeah except I can probably beat your disguise too so

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And what is the contested skill?

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I mean what is there to record?

there;s logs available lol

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he probably wants to see the map

I guess

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I thought the amulet of health was better on me, since I'm literally tanking hits for you guys?

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she needs a CoR badly so yeah

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Oh, so I'm essentially bodyguarding + I've been here before and know the layout without needing a map for Anais and Stewart's rescue?

Seems fine.

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I mean now that we've seen the vampire lady up close, I could disguise as her? Did we actually kill her last time or did she escape?

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we should probably sell the rod of wonder no matter how much I want to roll the RNG effect

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I don't have any Cha boosters so if we want to make me into a negotiator we could start there.

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What's your suggestion DC right now?

20

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it's 13+7

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I won't be here this Sunday.

Also, we're gonna go for Plan C: Increase Saag's will save.
FG has been heavily hinting that we're going to face a difficult encounter in DnD sitechat (For those who do not know, we have one! Ask FG for room name/PW. We talk a lot ) so I will prioritize combat-related items over others.

I'll post the complete list of what we're buying here tomorrow.

I mean, I have no good weapon too.

Like my daggers and crossbow do nothing.

So it could be decent to find me a weapon that does damage?

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Maybe buying poisons would be beneficial.

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Like my chance to hit his huge, but my damage is small.

Infact I don't think I've missed an attack this whole campaign.

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Maybe some Black Lotus Extract?

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only 4500 gp a dose~~~~

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(I was thinking more along the lines of Deathblade or Purple Worm)

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or someone with Minor creation could make Black Lotus with me :3

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Mean

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Why not though?

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I mean is polymorph legal?

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Is there anything in 3.5 that lets me eat spells that were cast at other people?

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So apparently I can eat any spells that involve a roll to hit, like spells that are ranged touch attacks.

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they're fine enough for me? I'm not bothered either way

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I assume PoT is given to me because we might come across something we could try to charisma reason with that we can'totherwise speak to?

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I don't mind having the JIC. It's probably not a high gold value item so better to have and not need than not have and want.

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I also have a high handle animal, so it works well with that too.

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I vote a couple of Magic Vestiment + 5s for oour tanks!

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Good Hope is A+ too

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shield of faith also not bad

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FG said minimum CL only, so unfortunately no +5 magic vestements.
I vote Fly.

rip.

Good Hope should still be fine then though?

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FG said minimum CL only, so unfortunately no +5 magic vestements.
I vote Fly.

rip.

Good Hope should still be fine then though?

FG has also said no bard spells, only spells of level 3 or lower of classes with full progression (Wizard/Cleric/Druid/Wu Jen). Good hope is bard3/Wu Jen 4, so unfortunately not allowed.

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What other options Polymorph-wise are we considering?

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Don't worry about setting up macros.
I've done it in my account and will roll for you.

I'd really prefer to roll for myself on my turn, so why don't you pass along the macros and I'll add them in on my account.

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Scrolls of Death Ward.

PLEASE.

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Also, I wouldn't mind having some gold spent on me for like "things that make you tankier". Could use some more AC, maybe a deflection bonus thing?