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Cheery Dog Kayak
- Kayak
- Kayak
- Posts: 8038
- Joined: June 30, 2012
- Location: OMG BALL!
I also see it it working with his username as wrapping up a story could be contravened into killing it. But it's also not username based.Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.-
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 10887
- Joined: April 28, 2011
- Pronoun: he/they
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Gamma Emerald AnySurvivorAny
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 69108
- Joined: August 9, 2016
- Pronoun: Any
- Location: Hell on Earth (aka Texas)
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kuribo he/himFire and Brimstonehe/him
- Fire and Brimstone
- Fire and Brimstone
- Posts: 15468
- Joined: August 21, 2007
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: the beach, probably
As an example, he and I were trading insults, and he wrote a battle rap as his coup de graceIn post 3098, Human Sequencer wrote:I thought the joke was that he wraps everything up with a rap after it happened.
In post 1137, Killthestory wrote:5, 4, 3, cut the launch, cut the liftoff! Something's gone terribly wrong!
I'm the disaster that struck faster than when Charlie Sheen struck his two queens. Honestly, you think you give little kids nightmares? You don't even compare when I'm over here giving kids their last prayers. You think you're fresh, you're only a prince. Now I'm ripping this beat apart like I did your girl. When we was meeting on some freak shit, she let me beat, then I fell asleep, then I beat again that was the remix, im being the prefix. Impossible for you to make a half decent burn, impossible for you to learn from your previous point of no return, now I believe this meeting is adjourned.
Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.
Known to grow impatient, hope and cope and waiting, making moves and using negative as fuel, and viewing all my dilemmas as benefits, I'm finna' fix It, been predicted that I would be the best, looking to my life as prophecy at best, I could see It yes, I need CBS, I need CNN, I need BET, I need MTV, I need PBS, plus I need Revolt, and I need these requests to be fulfilled no guilt cuz I don't see regrets, and I believe we blessed, and how can we be stressed, hip hop Is alive, we've got me for that, If you was the best you just got beat for that, I really killed this shit man Im a G for that, so thank me later that's where Imma leave It at.
Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.
Let me know if you want part 2 baby
I told him it was the whitest thing I had ever readJoin me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew-
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
- Trail Blazer
- Trail Blazer
- Posts: 53068
- Joined: June 28, 2015
- Location: woofbringer
I see what u did thereShow"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Randomnamechange Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Posts: 6075
- Joined: February 8, 2014
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Killthestory Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Posts: 5003
- Joined: September 8, 2015
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mastina She/HerFalse ProphetShe/Her
- False Prophet
- False Prophet
- Posts: 16670
- Joined: October 7, 2016
- Pronoun: She/Her
- Location: Between Snohomish and Monroe, WA
You could say KTS has quite the rap sheet.
Let's see what Chevre has to say for his sentence.-
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Pine In Your Head
- In Your Head
- In Your Head
- Posts: 16763
- Joined: February 27, 2011
- Location: Upstate New York
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Davsto He/HimFarce of HabitHe/Him
- Farce of Habit
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- Posts: 5279
- Joined: June 29, 2015
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Randomnamechange Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
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- Posts: 6075
- Joined: February 8, 2014
do you have some kind of bat alarm for puns? like a middle finger being shone onto the sky?In post 3110, Davsto wrote:He'd be very good at downwards scaling cliffs through rappellingvonflare (21:40)
you suck randomidget-
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Davsto He/HimFarce of HabitHe/Him
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I'm not sure
I never really used to be a pun (or really even vaguely amusing tbh) person until I was a member of the chat for my old site I used to be a part of and made a pun once or twice. I then became "the pun guy", and found that making puns in there started to come more naturally to me. Join this site and the pun thing is part of my character from the start, along with more general humour. This has now seeped into my real life personality and I make people laugh and also exasperated by humour and puns
I'm not entirely sure of the relevance, that just sorta happens, but there's a rare insight into me
How fun
Maybe it's more of a Spidey sense? I've got super good at spotting pun opportunities, to the extent that occasionally I'll hear a sentence and my brain thinks "there's a pun there somewhere" about five seconds before I actually think of the pun which is weird
But like a few months ago someone asked me the question "what comes in pairs" and my immediate reaction was "someone with a fruit fetish" and I don't even know how I reacted that quickly with a response that wasn't even already in my brain
Help I think I've lost control of the puns and they are now the ones in control of me-
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Davsto He/HimFarce of HabitHe/Him
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Davsto He/HimFarce of HabitHe/Him
- Farce of Habit
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- Posts: 5279
- Joined: June 29, 2015
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 10887
- Joined: April 28, 2011
- Pronoun: he/they
oh my fucking godIn post 3112, Davsto wrote:But like a few months ago someone asked me the question "what comes in pairs" and my immediate reaction was "someone with a fruit fetish" and I don't even know how I reacted that quickly with a response that wasn't even already in my brainYou can't step in the same river twice.-
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Firebringer Trail Blazer
- Trail Blazer
- Trail Blazer
- Posts: 53068
- Joined: June 28, 2015
- Location: woofbringer
if chèvre rejects Rap It Up, I will have lost all faith in the system.Show"You are the Joker of mafia players" - Oversoul
"last time I was scum with Firebringer
his first post in the scum PT was "yes I rolled scum!"
I decided to post "haha just don't post that in the main thread", but to get up to date on the main thread first.
His first post in the main thread was "yes I rolled scum!" -popsofctown-
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 10887
- Joined: April 28, 2011
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Nahdia They/ThemScheherazadeThey/Them
- Scheherazade
- Scheherazade
- Posts: 10626
- Joined: February 14, 2016
- Pronoun: They/Them
is the pun just not good enough for you Psyche?we're all made of stories | remember to take your b12 | sign up for a GTKAS thread! (request access here)
"I’m going to harness love for epidemiological purposes."-Zaphkael, 2020-
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Psyche he/theySurvivorhe/they
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 10887
- Joined: April 28, 2011
- Pronoun: he/they
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Pine In Your Head
- In Your Head
- In Your Head
- Posts: 16763
- Joined: February 27, 2011
- Location: Upstate New York
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Nahdia They/ThemScheherazadeThey/Them
- Scheherazade
- Scheherazade
- Posts: 10626
- Joined: February 14, 2016
- Pronoun: They/Them
what a rapscallion you arewe're all made of stories | remember to take your b12 | sign up for a GTKAS thread! (request access here)
"I’m going to harness love for epidemiological purposes."-Zaphkael, 2020-
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Kublai Khan Khan Man
- Khan Man
- Khan Man
- Posts: 5278
- Joined: August 5, 2008
- Location: Sarasota, FL
Occasionally intellectually honest
Black Lives Matter
Get vaccinated-
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Pine In Your Head
- In Your Head
- In Your Head
- Posts: 16763
- Joined: February 27, 2011
- Location: Upstate New York
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Pine In Your Head
- In Your Head
- In Your Head
- Posts: 16763
- Joined: February 27, 2011
- Location: Upstate New York
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