(NSFW) Mini 1882 - TPTG Mafia 1.5: The Fappening (NoWins)

[Gorkington]

i dont have fucking words.

[MagnaofIllusion]

i dont have fucking words.

I do ... Kuroi's scum.

[KuroiXHF]

i dont have fucking words.

Heh. I get it.

[God of Power Outlets]

Please note that there is no talking during Twilight, Night, or Dawn and I had meant to lock the thread but did not.

[God of Power Outlets]

ThinkBig trembles before the Commune.

"I don't know! I can't decide! Everything's riding on me!"

This has been going on for at least an hour. Finally he turns to RachMarie and All In.

"Here! You guys look happy! Take this!" He throws them the book. Upon reaching them, it changes to a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs with a long tether. RachMarie and All In, now connected at the wrist, look at one another. Then everyone looks at the ghost, which has somehow pissed itself.

"Oh god! Now what?" says the ghost of Spunk the Scaredy Skunk. "I don't want to die!"

"That boat," says the Trouser Gods, "has unfortunately sailed."

"Wait what's happening to me?!" shouts ThinkBig. His spirit starts to dissolve and become little orbs of light ascending toward the sky. "Ow! This hurts! It hurts with too much pleasure! No! Heaven is gonna be scary!"

His voice fades into nothingness and the Trouser Gods speak once more.

"Now then, those of you that have found pleasure and who AREN'T handcuffed can go ahead and find pleasure with one another once more. Now, furthermore... wait. What's that sound?"

From the distant hill, the sound of a motorcade and old money roars into the Commune's audible range. A long black limo crests over the hill, followed by three black SUVs. The limo is reckless, wild. It careens down the road, finally coming to a stop in front of the Commune's residents. The driver--- an old, spindly man with sharp features, steps from the limo and stands next to the rearmost door. The SUVs open, and from each of them emerge four large men in black suits and sunglasses. One nods at the driver, who opens the limo. An incredibly handsome and well-dressed man steps from the limo. The Commune notices the smell of wealth and sexual virility when he gets out of the car.

The well-dressed man approaches the members of the Commune. The all find themselves smiling in spite of themselves at the power and raw sexuality this billionaire exudes. He walks to each of them. Stopping briefly to consider them, he almost seems like he's smelling them. After eyeballing each in their turn, he stands in front of them and takes off his sunglasses.

"Allow me to introduce myself," the Alpha Billionaire says. "My name... is Donald Trump, Jr."

There's an audible gasp from the Commune. He continues.

"I'm here on behalf of Trump Corporation. Specifically, I'm personally investigating the whereabouts of my father." He stares at the Commune as if they were Russian mail-order brides. "I've traced his last known location to this place."

He paces in front of them a bit.

"Now, don't get me wrong. I don't want to stop you from having your fun. I myself have been known to have a little fun." He cracks a half smile, remembering back to sticky fumblings among silk sheets. "The Trump Corporation just wants to know where its CEO is, and the Board of Directors has had no choice but to accept that I will spare no expense in finding my father."

He nods to his bodyguards, who begin walking toward the Commune's housing row.

"Don't mind them. We're just going to be looking around for a while. By all means, continue... whatever it is poor people do. And who knows? If my investigation finishes early, I might even join you guys in the festivities."

Donald Trump Jr. nods to the Commune members and turns toward the housing row.

"He seems nice enough," says the Trouser Gods. "Now then, do not let him distract you from the celebration of St. Cuckold's Day. After your...failures the first day, we in our infinite wisdom shall give you a new tool to combat the forces of 'not getting laid'. We shall grant you all the boon of...Just Saying No! Okay...okay...now hear us out. I know that is a controversial decision. But trust us. Sometimes you just have to say no. Use this gift wisely, however. Consult the special OOC text below for more information. Now go my children, avenge ThinkBig!"

Helping This OOC Stand Out Better

You all now have the ability to Say No to Getting Kinky! If someone asks you to Get Kinky, you have the ability to Just Say No. Simply quote the offender asking you and post, in bold,

No, Just Sayin'

and that person will FAIL. You only get the ability to Say No once per day phase. Remember that incompatible kinks still fail as well. Remember that incompatible kinks still fail as well. We'll give at least a 24 hour lag time between someone asking before posting the result.

[God of Power Outlets]

Kink Count

Getting Kinky

None

Asking For Consent:

All-InRachMarie, dramonic, DrippingGoofball, Fresh, Gorkington, Jaqen Hghar, KuroiXHF, MangaofIllusion, podoboq, shos, SnarkySnowman

Failed:

Deadline: (expired on 2017-03-07 14:34:07)

Activity Check: Start of Day

[MagnaofIllusion]

Get Kinky with: DBG

Phone posting but want actual time with her in PT as one of my top Town reads.

[MagnaofIllusion]

I think a good course of action would be to have everyone but the Couple, Kuroi and Snarky match up again and let Rach choose who they Townread more of Kuroi and Snarky to complete a threesome.

[RachMarie]

that works for me.

I would rather let me do the move because we know most of you have too many hang ups.

[KuroiXHF]

I think a good course of action would be to have everyone but the Couple, Kuroi and Snarky match up again and let Rach choose who they Townread more of Kuroi and Snarky to complete a threesome.

Well Rach is the permanent now. Does this basically make her unlynchable now?

[shos]

Kuroi fuvkjnbb: eat ropeee

[KuroiXHF]

Is this another acronym I'm unfamiliar with?

[SnarkySnowman]

Let's cockblock dram

[dramonic]

lolnope

[KuroiXHF]

lolnope

Nope? That's your defense?

Nope?

Come on.

Also, Snarky just dropped the whole "Me" issue. I'm not sure if she town reads me, but I'm probably the most scum read person this game, I asked for consent from her role, and the player didn't care that I kind of survived Day One from that. I wasn't expecting much of a response, but I was expecting

something.

[Gorkington]

i wonder if snarky has templates of posts and then just rngs whose names to put in.

p-edit: what exactly is he defending against...??????
so much content for him to respond to there.
:/

[KuroiXHF]

Let's cockblock dram

I mean, not a lot said, but it's someone inciting a suggestion that he's lynched.

I never said he should go guns blazing, but - again - something.

[Gorkington]

i hope you understand how fake youre sounding right now.

[KuroiXHF]

i hope you understand how fake youre sounding right now.

Anything useful to say?

[dramonic]

Nope? That's your defense? Nope?

yup

[Gorkington]

i hope you understand how fake youre sounding right now.

Anything useful to say?

nah.

[KuroiXHF]

Actually, I have no idea why I was even contemplating listening to MoI.

He's blowing over every fucking post I have anyways.

Get kinky with Snarky

[Jaqen Hghar]

A man's conversation with Fresh is left at a cliffhanger so this plan seems just so.

get kinky wit Fresh

[Jaqen Hghar]

wtf...

[KuroiXHF]

My kinks don't involve synchronize banging...