(NSFW) Mini 1882 - TPTG Mafia 1.5: The Fappening (NoWins)

[Gorkington]

yeah i didnt know that saying no would prevent us from then making a choice ourselves.

[podoboq]

yeah i didnt know that saying no would prevent us from then making a choice ourselves.

If anything else, I think this miscommunication on the mod's part might afford us a second nay-say. Since I was immediately put in the no pile for saying no, I never actually was given a chance to pick anybody before scum would be allowed to pick me again.

[Pine]

Hey, MoI, fuck off. Yes, I've had a number of posts over the last week, but they're pretty restricted to treading water, with few exceptions. This is hardly the only game I've been neglecting.

[Pine]

Kinda need an update from mod so I can know what I should be reading for.

[shos]

If podo really cannot say no again, then you should be reading into which pair you make permanent. These would be moi and dgb.

[KuroiXHF]

Mod: V/LA over the weekend. I'm really not feeling well, but I'll post when I can.

[KuroiXHF]

^until Monday, BTW.

[Pine]

If podo really cannot say no again, then you should be reading into which pair you make permanent. These would be moi and dgb.

I'll make my own decision, thank you.

[podoboq]

If podo really cannot say no again, then you should be reading into which pair you make permanent. These would be moi and dgb.

I'll make my own decision, thank you.

Alright, so you're replacing into what is (to me) an obv-town slot. I trust that you're town, and I respect that players are responsible for making their own decisions. That said, there is basically no town motivation NOT to book Magna and DGB. Basically every player agrees on that.

Please review the game before deciding to forsake town's decision here. You very well might be throwing the game.

[DrippingGoofball]

theres a part of me that almost thinks we should just try to get dgb lynched.
but i mean.

As long as MoI-scum gets brought down with me, I'm all for it.

[Fresh]

I for one don't think that slot is town so I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't...

[Pine]

Podo, I'm not going to forsake the Town. I just need to know what the verdict is of the whole consent debate, so I can figure out whether I'm reading for a couple to make permanent or general reads.

For the record, I kinda don't like this whole limited consent thing.

[KuroiXHF]

Podo, I'm not going to forsake the Town. I just need to know what the verdict is of the whole consent debate, so I can figure out whether I'm reading for a couple to make permanent or general reads.

For the record, I kinda don't like this whole limited consent thing.

Consent is totally important.

[Pine]

Limitations on consent is what I don't like. It's also kind of not in the spirit of the theme.

[Jaqen Hghar]

I'll be v/la for a few days. I have some serious family stuff to handle. If it lingers too long I'll replace out.

[God of Power Outlets]

get kinky wit: Podo

Please Hold For Twilight

[God of Power Outlets]

Shos and pdoboq join hands. When they do, Pine's eyes open wide.

"No! Not like this! Not after all this time!"

An audible shrinking of Pine's testicles leads to him bending forward to the ground in agony.

"I was good, Trouser Gods! I used your gifts to glory you!"

Pine begins convulsing as Donald Trump Jr. and his bodyguards approach. The Commune members find their noses assaulted by the pheremonal scents of wealth and virility emanating from the billionaire.

"What's wrong with him?" asks Trump Jr.

"Looks like terminal blue balls," says one of the bodyguards.

Donald Trump Jr. kneels down and begins to sniff the dying Pine. He starts at the neck, salivating almost.

"Please... help me," says Pine.

"I recognize this man," says Trump Jr., his manicured hands resting on Pine's head. "He used to be an FBI Agent. You were here when my father was here."

Pine nods, still very much dying.

"What happened to my dad?" asks Trump Jr.

Rather than answer him, Pine shrivels up even further, then ceases to be.

"Dammit!" shouts Trump Jr. "How will I ever find out what happened to my father?"

"We already know what happened," says one of the Commune members. "The previous inhabitants here hung him from a tree."

"Lies!" says Trump Jr., his eyes turning red. "Wrong! Fake news!" He twitches, then licks his lips before regaining his composure.

With this, Pine's ghost emerges from his corpse. Except his ghost doesn't really look like him. His ghost is an animal. An aardvark.

"But... I had so much more to do," said Pine.

"Why is this guy an animal?" asks Trump Jr.

The heavens split seductively, and the voice of the Trouser Gods booms earthward like warm honey.

"Pine, or Agent Aardvark, as I've long known you. You have served us faithfully for many years. Unfortunately, your time of yiffing is over, and so I grant your spirit to take on the guise of your fursona."

"This is amazing," says Pine, "Thank you so much!"

"You have but one service left before you slowly entire into my throbbing, undulating, pearly gates. You must now use my sacred Book of Love to make one of these couples permanent."

The Book of Love materializes in Pine's translucent hand. With that, Pine's ghost looks over the remaining members of the Commune.

DEAD

Pine - Agent Aardvark

"Agent Aardvark, your Trouser Gods are relieved to see you back in the compound. You see, there's another threat. Yes, we know how ineffectual you were the first time around. But, remember we gave you that suit? It never gets dirty? You fucking owe us. Get on the case, Agent!"

Kinks: Furries
Off-Limits: Dom/Sub

You win when free love, sex, and depravity can be allowed to reign and nothing can prevent this.

Pine will now decide who to use the Book of Love on. After that the remaining pairs will be dissolved, the night phase executed, and Day 3 will begin with a new Gift from the Trouser Gods.

[God of Power Outlets]

"...finally we're gonna build that wall. And it is going to be a beautiful wall. Believe me. We will build that big beautiful wall around The Commune and keep all the rapists, and I assume a few good people, from ever leaving ever again. Believe me. I guarantee it-" Trump Jr. flicks the power button on the remote.

"Why are you looking over my shoulder?" he says to Pine, floating around in ghost form.

"If your father is dead, who is that, and why does he want to build a wall around The Commune?"

"You dare ask questions?" Trump Jr takes a wad of cash and slaps the aardvark silly. He then sighs. "That man is not my father, it's just Alec Baldwin playing my father. America is stupid you see. First, my father, a filthy rich billionaire runs for President claiming to be a Champion of the people. And they voted for him! After my father disappeared, we had to get a stunt double to finish the election. And they voted for fake him again! You people are so stupid! HAHAHAHAHA...ahem. I mean you people must have had good reasons."

"I voted for Gary." Aardvark Pine said.

"Of course you did. Don't you have somewhere else to be poor? Why are you here? What happened to that Book?" Trump Jr said, warming up his pimp hand.

"About that..."

FLASHBACK

"You have but one service left before you slowly entire into my throbbing, undulating, pearly gates. You must now use my sacred Book of Love to make one of these couples permanent."

The Book of Love materializes in Pine's translucent hand. With that, Pine's ghost looks over the remaining members of the Commune. He then looks at it for a second and tosses it to MagnaofIllusion and DrippingGoofball. Both are immediately locked up with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. MagnaofIllusion and DrippingGoofball shrug at one another and go back to whatever depraved thing they were doing before hand.

END FLASHBACK

"Then why are you still here? GOD your penniless stench is starting to water my eyeballs." Trump Jr. asked.

"I'm just performing my one final service." Pine said.

Suddenly the ceiling above them splits into two and a heavenly light spills out from the crack. Pine shouts 'WEEEEE' as his ghost is sucked up and swallowed into the hole. Trump Jr. turns his back awkwardly to the heavenly hole. An 'AHEM' sound is made with a celestial voice, and Trump Jr. throws his wad of cash into the hole. It quickly closes up, leaving the room exactly as it once was.

"When my real father becomes President, there will be no more tipping..."

MEANWHILE IN THE COMMUNE

As Pine floats off in some direction after giving away the Book, the Trouser God's heavenly voice booms once again.

"While he performs my final service, I have a gift for the rest of you! You've failed yet again! Maybe it is my fault? Am I a bad Trouser God? We're having a crisis of conscience here! No, my children! You must persevere and defeat the forces that manufacture chastity belts by the millions. I know yesterday I told you that in the name of consent you could 'just say no'! Well, I forgot the most basic rule of fucking. The safe word. Commune, your safe word is 'Turkey Baster'. Anytime anyone utters that phrase in the middle of a roleplay, you stop and can rejoin the Commune. Maybe have someone else to pair up with. Okay? Consult the OOC text for more information! We are running out of time my children, do not let them win!"

OOC Information

You all now have the ability to break up your pairing after the fact! Once you've made a successful pair for the day, at anytime you can bold the safeword '

Turkey Baster

' in your Private Topic. This will cause us to lock the PT and break up your pair. You will both be moved to the failed pile, and cannot get together again in the same day phase. Please remember that you still have the option of saying no in the first place, and Kink compatibility still applies. This does not affect pairs made with The Book of Love.

[God of Power Outlets]

Kink Count

Getting Kinky

Asking For Consent:

FirebringingRachMarie, MagnaofIllusionDrippingGoofball, Fresh, Gorkington, Jaqen Hghar, KuroiXHF, podoboq, shos, SnarkySnowman

Failed:

Deadline: (expired on 2017-03-19 21:24:09)

Activity Check: Beginning of the day

[Gorkington]

ty pine

[Gorkington]

[not sarcastic, appreciating that you followed through on pairing stuff]

[MagnaofIllusion]

Thankfully Agent Aardvark (which is how I will forever more refer to Pine in Mafia games) did his job.

Never requesting Get Kinky from this half of the couple today and will preemptively break any completed matches made with us.

DGB and I absolutely need to be stranded today.

Kuroi and Snarky need to join ASAP and then Jaqen absolutely should be testing that pair with public results. Not doing so on bullshit "A man does what he wants" grounds is more or less a scum claim which would be confirmed if DGB and I both flip Town.

I'm more or less 50/50 on that happening. Both DGB and Jaqen I could see as scum.

DGB flips scum? I'd be looking strong at Kuroi again.
Jaqen is lying scum? Strand the Rach / Firebringer duo in a heartbeat as odds favor him faking that result to save their hides when all looked lost.

[RachMarie]

I would be willing to die even though I am kinky as all get out, if my sub here is scumz.

Meanwhile until we have proof that Jaqen is lying, we need to move on with the plan.

[podoboq]

Thankfully Agent Aardvark (which is how I will forever more refer to Pine in Mafia games) did his job.

Never requesting Get Kinky from this half of the couple today and will preemptively break any completed matches made with us.

DGB and I absolutely need to be stranded today.

Kuroi and Snarky need to join ASAP and then Jaqen absolutely should be testing that pair with public results. Not doing so on bullshit "A man does what he wants" grounds is more or less a scum claim which would be confirmed if DGB and I both flip Town.

I'm more or less 50/50 on that happening. Both DGB and Jaqen I could see as scum.

DGB flips scum? I'd be looking strong at Kuroi again.
Jaqen is lying scum? Strand the Rach / Firebringer duo in a heartbeat as odds favor him faking that result to save their hides when all looked lost.

I'll be playing Breath of the Wild for the next few days. In the meantime, everything Manga just said is perfect, and anyone who plays against it is scum or illiterate.

[Fresh]

If either Kuroi or Snarky pairs with anyone else, say no. Let them re-pair and Jaqen investigate it.