Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[Vaxkiller]

I don't have nearly enough votes for all the scumfucks in this thread

If you had infinite vig shots who would you shoot?

[Little Red Fedora]

Did you really feel the need to write out all the scenarios instead of just a simple yes/no?

Yes. The biggest issue with my play so far has been the lack of a thought process, so yeah I kinda feel compelled to elaborate.

[Vaxkiller]

Did you really feel the need to write out all the scenarios instead of just a simple yes/no?

Do you think that was scummy? Or are you just annoyed with them.

[Brian Skies]

Annoyed.

[Little Red Fedora]

Annoyed.

Feeling's mutual.

Tell me, who do you think is scum and why? Not who is annoying you because I have no interest in being friendly here.

[bundle of sticks]

I don't have nearly enough votes for all the scumfucks in this thread

[Brian Skies]

Fedora - Ali's reason for avoiding the Day 1 wagon still doesn't sit well with me. You coming in and saying you had reads on Spiffeh and Tammy that were dependent on each other still makes no sense to me. Your slot's insistence on reading Kats and Albert just based on one other game is scummy to me. Ali saying she read Cyberpunk and that it was some 'smoking gun' or that he all of a sudden was an authority on Albert because of it feels wrong.

Xyxyxxy - Not a strong read. I can see this slot being town, but I can just as easily see them as floating scum trying to hold onto a shit read, especially if you're scum.

Wraith - Despite Nacho's insistence on this guy being a bro, I haven't liked his recent posting. His reasoning for being on the Hocho wagon doesn't sit well with me as I don't think it's as clear cut as 'Katsuki or Desp is lying.' I also don't like him jumping on Grey's random crackpot theory that Desp is lying here and sticking to it when there's no reason to think Desp could be. Also, I don't think Desp deciding to protect Kats or whatever is relevant to Kats' alignment.

Hocho - Not a strong read, but don't have any reason to think he's town or oppose his wagon.

Albert - I'm not an authority on reading him, but I agree with Spiffeh that his interactions with you feel a lot to be desired. It felt like a bus when I first read them, and I don't like the way you're accusing him of treating you like shit when I feel like he's been trying to avoid you and not be toxic (personally, I like playing with Albert, but that fact a lot of people don't is still a thing).

Hiplop - Meh. Hiplop lurks as scum.

Grey - This one is the weakest of my reads and there's a limit to the 'too scummy to be scum' I can handle. Especially since Tammy is a claimed cop and a godfather could exist in this game.

Kise - An enigma to me. Hasn't really given me a whole lot to go on. I was a little perturbed he took my theory on scum having a doctor this game and ran with it, but he at least included his own thoughts on the matter. Him proudly wearing the tinfoil hat to pressure Xyyxyy read a little townish to me.

[-Grey-]

Hold the fuck on.

Wraith - Despite Nacho's insistence on this guy being a bro, I haven't liked his recent posting. His reasoning for being on the Hocho wagon doesn't sit well with me as I don't think it's as clear cut as 'Katsuki or Desp is lying.'

I also don't like him jumping on Grey's random crackpot theory that Desp is lying here and sticking to it when there's no reason to think Desp could be.

Also, I don't think Desp deciding to protect Kats or whatever is relevant to Kats' alignment.

So Wraith is Scum for jumping on my crackpot theory...

Grey - This one is the weakest of my reads and there's a limit to the 'too scummy to be scum' I can handle. Especially since Tammy is a claimed cop and a godfather could exist in this game.

AND I'm scum?

So... scum is scummy for jumping onto scum's scummy theory?

What. Even. The. Fuck.

[Brian Skies]

I didn't take your accusation of Desp to be serious. Even if it is, I find Wraith seeing it and going 'yeah, that's totally what's happening' to be far worse.

[Brian Skies]

Also, there's no way there's 8 scum in this game, so you can't honestly believe I think everyone I just listed is scum together.

[bundle of sticks]

So... scum is scummy for jumping onto scum's scummy theory?

What. Even. The. Fuck.

i'm not even sure what's so impossible about that

[Kise]

SAD Kuribo and hiplop were voting, but as soon as spiffeh jumped over when the votes were reset:

VC 2.11

Hocho Knife - 3 (Spiffeh, bundle of sticks, Syryana)
Little Red Fedora - 2 (Brian Skies, Kise)
Majiffy - 1 (Vaxkiller)
ABR - 1 (LRF)
bundle of sticks - 1 (Majiffy)

With 21 alive, it's 11 to lynch. Deadline is 4/1 at 4PM EST

VC 2.12

Hocho Knife - 8 (bundle of sticks, Syryana, SAD, Desperado, kuribo, Wraith, Kise, ABR)
Little Red Fedora - 3 (Brian Skies, Kise)
ABR - 2 (Spiffeh, Grey)
Majiffy - 1 (Vaxkiller)
bundle of sticks - 1 (Majiffy)
Grey - 1 (LRF)
kuribo - 1 (Hocho Knife)

With 21 alive, it's 11 to lynch. Deadline is 4/1 at 4PM EST

So who do you see as the scum hopping around?

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

I don't have nearly enough votes for all the scumfucks in this thread

This is scum too.

[Desperado]

Syry, Hocho, Vaxkiller, hiplop, xxyxyx

I will accept any of these today

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Hocho Knife/Serena/ABR/Pine/xyzzy

Thanks for playing along everyone had great fun.

[Desperado]

Oh ya forgot pine

[Kise]

I don't understand how it's not obvious to everyone that hiplop decided to scum read me pregame

I've been away for so long that I don't know anyone's recent history together - this includes the ABR/Titus rift...but I do remember Pikman mafia

[Kise]

Fedora's buddying of Xxxyxyxyx makes me want to lynch him regardless of whatever I can come up with to explain Xxyxyx being town this game.

i half thought they were claiming masons, but titus' recent posting disproves that theory. she also conveniently ignored my follow up post.

Yeah I was wondering if this is what they were claiming too and then was trying to figure out what that meant for the make up of the scum team and how much I could trust any results I got.

XXXYZY whatever seemed to be implying he had role knowledge or something of my alignment and seemed like weird buddying to me, but I didn't want to call attention to it if that was the case/

Yea and now x is lying low to avoid committing themselves to you

[xyzzy]

@xyz, what would it take to get u to reveal why Fedora is town?

I'm in the middle of catching up on the past like 40 billion posts and have absolutely no idea what's happened in the interim (I've not been able to be on the internet as much as I'd like the past couple days) but the short version is that I'm pretty sure Fedora knows why I think they're town and if at any point they tell the town what that reason is I'll confirm that that's why I am town reading them.

also it turns out I'm incredibly bad at keeping track of this many players lmao

[bundle of sticks]

Hocho Knife/Serena/ABR/Pine/xyzzy

Thanks for playing along everyone had great fun.

that's too easy.

[xyzzy]

I am scum reading EP's use of the color purple to highlight names when talking to/about other players

I'm about 13 pages from the current page and I think this is a valid point

btw, SAD, your scum read of me day 1 was based on the fact that I questioned how many people were on a wagon b/c you were convinced that I was scum trying to avoid being on a wagon with my scumbuddy. given that we know that's not the case, why didn't your read of me change day 2?

[Little Red Fedora]

@xyz, what would it take to get u to reveal why Fedora is town?

I'm in the middle of catching up on the past like 40 billion posts and have absolutely no idea what's happened in the interim (I've not been able to be on the internet as much as I'd like the past couple days) but the short version is that I'm pretty sure Fedora knows why I think they're town and if at any point they tell the town what that reason is I'll confirm that that's why I am town reading them.

also it turns out I'm incredibly bad at keeping track of this many players lmao

Yeah depending on me having the same wavelength isn't going to cut it.

State why. Objectively. I don't mind if I have to. I'm getting somewhere with this game tonight.

~Titus

[Nachomamma8]

Would like to see Pine fullclaim and xyzzy expand on the weird reasoning now that Titus has confirmed she has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

[Little Red Fedora]

Would like to see Pine fullclaim and xyzzy expand on the weird reasoning now that Titus has confirmed she has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

Actually, I do, but I want him to confirm it since we know I tend to live on another planet as people sometime.

[Little Red Fedora]

Would like to see Pine fullclaim and xyzzy expand on the weird reasoning now that Titus has confirmed she has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

I thought Pine already did fullclaim. No?
-Ali