Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[kuribo]

Guys I really feel the ABR votelocking on Hiplop was a distancing move especially because he was claiming that it was good to vote Fedora after in the thread...

Like I don't know how to describe in words how strong that feeling is. Either Serena was distancing by votelocking ABR or ABR was distancing by votelocking on Hiplop.

ABR does like to "distance" aka "bus"

Which players do you feel are most impolite? Perhaps a lesson in serenity is in order?

[-Grey-]

Hocho is at L-2. Consider this my

intent to let grey hammer

.

Cute, but eh... actually not feeling this wagon.

I think we should just lynch Pine.

[Cephrir]

This slot needs to claim or die, especially now that we gave it a whole day to come up with the rest of its fakeclaim

[kuribo]

"Paraphrasing a role PM takes seconds, fabricating a good fakeclaim takes an eternity."

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Votecount 5.1

Hocho Knife - 6 (Desperado, Brian Skies, Majiffy, Kise, hiplop, Antihero)
hiplop - 1 (SAD)
-Grey- - 1 (Cephir)

With 15 alive it's 8 to lynch. Deadline is 4/29 at 9PM EST

[hiplop]

they reallyneed to die

[kuribo]

Ugh

They're really not town are they

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Kuribo I can give you the hammer if you want!!

[kuribo]

The guilt trips, the accusations, am I slipping in my old age

is that all it takes to pacify me these days

[kuribo]

Kuribo I can give you the hammer if you want!!

I suppose if we're putting Old Yeller down, it should be me doing the deed

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

It's all yours

Vote: Hocho

[-Grey-]

*snipe*

VOTE: hocho

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

You guys gotta give me hiplop tomorrow.

[kuribo]

*snipe*

VOTE: hocho

You mother fucker


Old Yeller deserved better

Hell I deserved better


You deny me the scum blood of my oldest friend?


You sicken me

[-Grey-]

The hammer compels me.

[kuribo]

I woulda at least waited for vax to claim results Jesus fuck man

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

*snipe*

VOTE: hocho

You mother fucker


Old Yeller deserved better

Hell I deserved better


You deny me the scum blood of my oldest friend?


You sicken me

Kuribo if only you vigged grey imagine the possibilities............

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Votecount 5.2

Hocho Knife - 8 (Desperado, Brian Skies, Majiffy, Kise, hiplop, Antihero, SAD, Grey)
-Grey- - 1 (Cephir)

With 15 alive it's 8 to lynch. Deadline is 4/29 at 9PM EST

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Flavor

Soon. Why must you people only lynch when I'm not home?

Hocho Knife, Ivanka Trump,

Town Trump-Informed Nose Holder

lynched Day 5

Hocho Knife

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Ivanka Trump, Town Trump-Informed Nose Holder

Well...

FUCK

.

You didn't expect your dad to actually get this far. Nobody expected him to last past the first debate. He did. Nobody expected him to win the nomination. He did. Nobody expected him to beat Hillary. He did. Nobody expected him to literally become Hitler. He did. Nobody expected him to open up a portal to the 4th ring of Hell and bring the apocalypse to Earth. He did.

The worst part about all of this is that your relationship with your faggy friends has been completely distorted. Like, you know your dad. You'll never FULLY turn your back on him. But it's hard not to feel a little sympathy. While you're still ultimately committed to blowing your father any time he asks, you really have a heart. It has put you in almost an IMPOSSIBLE position! Such are the woes of incest in a post-Trump world.

Active Abilities

None.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches.
2.

Who's Your Daddy?

: You know that PLAYERNAME is Donald J. Trump. His role PM is revealed in the first post. Do what this information what you will, but understand that giving in to your sympathetic urges could topple your father's entire regime, and the world along with it.

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Night actions are due in 72 hours. If everyone sends me a PM asking for an accelerated night, I will open the thread early.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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whoa, we're fucking stupid

in a baffling move, we somehow thought it would be a good idea to put hocho at l-1 while grey's vote was still at play. in an unastonishingly scum-motivated move, grey took the opportunity to quick hammer the hocho knife wagon after SAD put them at l-1 with the apparent intention for kuribo to take the hammer. later that day, vaxkiller was set to testify about the case of the mysterious scum redirector menacing arizona. at the time, kuribo expressed dissatisfaction at the interruption: "I woulda at least waited for vax to claim results Jesus fuck man." ser arthur dayne wistfully mused, "Kuribo if only you vigged grey imagine the possibilities............" unfortunately no one else could be reached for comment.

after the flip, our executive chair was seen walking away while shaking his head, muttering "fucking kise..." he then locked himself in his office after taking a bottle of vodka from one of the editor's desk. we have been unable to coax him out since.

related stories:

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new poll shows readers find the former governor's twitter feed only slightly less awful than rectal prolapse

show where cephrir laughs while drawing hitler mustaches on pictures of random people set to premiere sunday night on fox

will still probably do better than allen gregory did

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

This is a sad day, perhaps the saddest, everyone is saying it's the saddest. Our benevolent lord Trump was so sad that people disliked him that he grabbed a bullet out of a homosexual's gun and put it directly into his own brain. He couldn't get shot, that's fake news. He wanted this. We'll all never know how great our lives could have been if we'd just let him be God Emperor for a few more decades. His funeral will be the biggest funeral of all time, none of the mourners will be paid, and there'll be so much weeping that people will be able to buy $8.00 bottles of water to help them rehydrate and cry for the mandated two-week mourning period.

In other news, The Nuge was found dead outside of a counselling office with a bladed dildo up his ass.
Never knew he was gay.

DrippingGoofball,

The Nuge, Town 1-shot-Vig Maker

, committed suicide in a Pray Away The Gay forced counselling camp Night 5
Desperado,

God Emperor Trump, Town Macho Enabled JOAT

, killed Night 5

DrippingGoofball

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

THE NUGE, Town 1-shot-Vig Maker

When God Emperor Trump rose to power, as was divinely predicted in your sacred art, your music was enshrined in the Holy Trumptist Hymnal for use in the mandatory daily worship services. Because of the lucrative royalties that this entailed, you were able to use this massive financial windfall to purchase all of the guns that you could imagine. However, because you have but two hands and unlike the God Emperor they are not infinitely and magically free to grab all of the pussy, money, weed, and guns that your mind can conceive, you are constantly dropping them as you endeavor to conceal with their omnipresence the profound disappointment that is Hammerdown, as you have taken to calling your schwantz, a fact that you would love to share with a lady if any would ever come near you. Sometimes people pick up your guns and use them to murder people, but that's just the price of freedom.

Active Abilities

1.

Why can't I hold all this freedom

At night, you may target another player. That player will receiving the following role PM

You have been given a gun as a random gift, as is your sacred right as a Free Trumpmerican. You have gained the following active ability: Once during the game, at night, you may target another player. That player will be targeted with a kill.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Desperado

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

God Emperor Trump

, Macho Town Enabled JOAT

Who's laughing now, bitches? You were the laughingstock of the factory. All the big people looked at your green hair and orange skin and small stature and tiny hands and laughed and laughed and laughed saying oh look at this little guy he's a cute oompa loompa let's go do important big people things. It made you so angry. Then you were united with a sentient wig and everything changed. Especially your penis which was totally fine before but now... well let's just say there's no problem. The wig changed you. You got big. Super big. Especially your penis, which as I said before is totally a good size there's no need to measure it or even really have sex with the lights on we all know how big it is. The wig whispered to you. It told you secrets about how to harness the energy of fear and racism on your way to becoming GOD EMPEROR OF THE WORLD. You won your first election a landslide, possibly the biggest landslide in the history of the universe, which you make sure all your loyal subjects tattoo on their bodies, and each subsequent victory has also been the biggest. Everyone loves you and no one ever says anything about your hands. You will rule over this universe for a thousand years of peace and prosperity, no matter what those weird homosexuals say about how big your penis is. They're totally wrong. It's yuge.

Active Abilities

1.

I promise you, there's no problem

- You have a 1-shot vig. You can strangle people with your totally regular-sized hands.
2.

Pussy grabbing

- You have a 1-shot roleblock. You can use your incredible star power to grab someone's pussy and automatically start kissing them. They'll let you because you're famous. They just won't let you do it again for some reason.
3.

Twitter

- You have a 1-shot fruit vendor in the form of a tweet. You can send someone 140 characters.
4.

The wall

- You have a 1-shot bulletproof vest that you can give someone. It will protect them from Mexicans. But only once because it's a shitty half-baked idea.
5.

FAKE NEWS

- You have a 1-shot ability to make someone's next action loud. If targeted, that player's target and the ability which targeted them will be revealed in the opening day post. (For example, you target UT. UT is a RB and targets Reck the next night. The opening day post will say "RECK WAS ROLEBLOCKED")

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches
2.

Enabled

. All of your active and passive abilities (not including your vote and macho modifier) are enabled.
3. Any protective abilities that target you will fail.

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Surrounding Antihero in a healing light. Like a muthafukken bauss.

With 12 alive it's 7 to lynch. Deadline is 5/3 at 12PM EST.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

DrippingGoofball, The Nuge, Town 1-shot-Vig Maker,
committed suicide in a Pray Away The Gay forced counselling camp Night 5

What.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Vote: Hiplop

Yeah you're giving me this today.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Also p sure we need to lynch from the unclaimed people. Which is like Hiplop, Brian, Kise, and me.

[Cephrir]

._.