Gay Mafia 3: Trumpocalypse Now D8

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

The Daily Breitbart

just not feeling it. p sure it was less funny and more obnoxious anyway.

scumreads are grey, pine, and sad. sub in majiffy if any of those are wrong.

quickhammering every recent wagon EXCEPT the one on the scum roleblocker is still scum-motivated. and the the kise push is so bad, bad, bad.

pine's claim (or how his claimed flavor matches up with his role) seems bullshitty. i also didn't like his reaction to spiffeh telling him to replace out

sad's flail-y attempt at salvaging towncred from the vax lynch is cute, but pretty transparent. soft defending vax until it was too late then jumping on and throwing mud... /yawn

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

The sun rises in the morning, tides come in, Antihero won't die tonight. Three things you can COUNT ON motherfucker

"Heil!"

The stormtroopers saluted Obergruppenführer Giuliani and turned to march out of the castle. Giluliani paced over to his gothic cathedral window. He picked up his glass of pinot noir and sipped it gingerly from the fossilized liberal skull he kept sitting on his liquor table.

"SIR!"

A soldierpolice burst into the room, breathlessly.

"How dare you interrupt me-time..."

"I wouldn't usually... but sir... this is important..."

Rudy rubbed his temples and growled.

"It better be--"

Before he could finish, soldiers flooded in to the chamber, dragging someone with a bag over their head. They dropped the prisoner to their knees in front of Rudy. He eyeballed the soldiers in the room.

"Well? Let's see who we've got here..."

Rudy whipped the bag away from the prisoner's face, revealing the glowing countenance of Jesus Christ.

"Wha... WHA... JESUS!?"

Jesus rolled his eyes.

"Ugh! Yeah, okay fucknuts, act like you love me and shit now. I swear to God."

Rudy blinked wildly and shook his head back and forth.

"What're you all doing with JESUS CHRIST in handcuffs!?"

The soldier stammered out a response.

"We... we caught him graffiting the Wall, sir. He was writing out F-U-C-K T-R-U-M----"

Rudy cut him off.

"Don't you dare finish that." He turned to Jesus. "So is that true? Was the Son of God writing blasphemy on the walls?"

Jesus sighed.

"Look, I'm literally God incarnate, they couldn't hurt me or capture me without me allowing it, because Free Will is a complete illusion."

Rudy stopped.

"That wasn't a denial of the crime."

Jesus spat at him.

"Fuck Trump."

Rudy's eyebrows dropped into a despondent frown. "What a sad way to see one of your heroes go. Guards, execute him."

The line of soldiers cocked their rifles and leveled them at Jesus.

"ALLAHU ACKBAR!" Jesus began to glow white, hot white, then there was a flash. An explosion. And everyone was gone.

Brian Skies, Rudy Giuliani,

Town Stop-and-Frisker

killed Night 6
Little Red Fedora, Jesus Christ,

Arrogant Mafia Doctor

killed Night 6

Brian Skies

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Rudy Guiliani

, Town Stop-and-Frisker

Hey look, it's everybody's favorite mayor, RUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUILIANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Sometimes people say that you have a really unhinged grip on what is an appropriate response to crime, but you like to remind them of a little event called NINE ELEVEN. Can't argue with that logic. Anyway, you snuggled up with God Emperor Trump's court due to your love of overreaching police action and a virulent hatred of Muslims. Due to your leadership, that's why the police now stop and frisk for gay dildos. It's a good future.

Active Abilities

1. At night, you may target another player. If that player has a gun, you will steal it.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches

You win the game when all threats to town are dead

Little Red Fedora

Welcome to Gay Mafia III: Trumpocalypse Now

You are

Jesus Christ

, Arrogant Mafia Doctor

These. Mother. FUCKERS.

So, look, okay. You know, you're omniscient and all that so you saw this God Emperor Trump bullshit coming from literally an infinite amount of time away. But even then, who the fuck couldn't see it coming?

First, they lynched you during Elton's funeral. "Lynched" is actually a word which here means "had your ass beaten beyond recognition and then stabbed to death". And you were just like, okay, it's cool guys. Whatever. I get it. That's the price you pay for being mortal so you could do some good blow at the funeral of the millennium.

But then... then, at Bowie & Elton's masquerade ball, the fucking assholes LITERALLY CRUCIFIED YOU A SECOND TIME. Like, what on fucking Earth!? Hello... you're the

goddamn savior of humanity

and they lynched you?

At this point Bowie was like, "Hey yo, stop fucking around on Earth and come chill with me in my psychadelic party mansion on Mars for a few eons or something." So you did, and you picked up some sick DJ skills in the process. But now, Bowie says it's time to go to Earth to defeat Trump or something. Whatever, as long as you get to leap down and land on the ground in a really cool kneeling pose, you're on board to fuck up some Nazis. You just want to make sure these fucking idiots know how goddamn cool you are this time. You swore you'd never go mortal again so YOU SWEAR TO GOD if they kill you again, you're done.

Active Abilities

1. As a member of the Mafia team, you have the ability to perform your faction's nightkill. You may not perform the kill and any other active abilities unless you are the last mafia member alive.
2. At night, you may target another player. That player will be immune to all abilities that could kill them.

Passive Abilities

1. You may vote for lynches
2. Your faction may talk in this Private Topic at any time.
3. Any action that you take will be reported in the opening-day post (without announcing who took the action). Example: "Holy shit you guys, I totally healed Reck today. I'm so fucking great."

You win the game when your faction has a simple majority or nothing can prevent that from happening

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

FUCKING LOL

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Alright I'm p hyped about this.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

The Daily Breitbart

just not feeling it. p sure it was less funny and more obnoxious anyway.

sad's flail-y attempt at salvaging towncred from the vax lynch is cute, but pretty transparent. soft defending vax until it was too late then jumping on and throwing mud... /yawn

I thought it was p funny and entertaining to read!

And the fuck are you talking about? I never "jumped on". He started flailing by claiming 3rd party. Yes, I was townreading him till then. ????? What's your point, I'm not blind, I know when to admit I'm wrong and realize he's scum.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

I wonder if anyone replaced Pine :/

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Okay I'm gonna go eat and shower and stuff but I might ISO fedora before bed instead of my plan of watching detective conan, maybeeee.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Did scum no kill N1 to give Fedora evidence/backup of being a doc hmm.

[Cephrir]

I should've known Kellyanne didn't make a lick of sense.

Im probably not going to read that absolute garbage heap of an iso.

[Majiffy]

GLAD YOU ALL LET ME POST YESTERDAY

APPARENTLY MY INPUT ISN'T VALUABLE

I GUESS YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY

MUST JUST BE A USELESS, STUPID, DESTRUCTIVE PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT TO TALK

PLEASE NO MORE QUICKLYNCHES. I DON'T LIKE TO BE ROBBED OF MY VOICE.

Let me contribute to the game. Even if you think I'm worse than the shit dropped by a small child in the fertilizer aisle.

You took every chance I had to post during D5 away from me. Do you think I suck?

#Nachoisms
#ThisIsNotTheGreatestPostInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
#MissUBae

[Antihero]

#grosslyOPscumteams

[Antihero]

GLAD YOU ALL LET ME POST YESTERDAY

APPARENTLY MY INPUT ISN'T VALUABLE

I GUESS YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY

MUST JUST BE A USELESS, STUPID, DESTRUCTIVE PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT TO TALK

PLEASE NO MORE QUICKLYNCHES. I DON'T LIKE TO BE ROBBED OF MY VOICE.

Let me contribute to the game. Even if you think I'm worse than the shit dropped by a small child in the fertilizer aisle.

You took every chance I had to post during D5 away from me. Do you think I suck?

#Nachoisms
#ThisIsNotTheGreatestPostInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
#MissUBae

...

huh?

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

GLAD YOU ALL LET ME POST YESTERDAY

APPARENTLY MY INPUT ISN'T VALUABLE

I GUESS YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY

MUST JUST BE A USELESS, STUPID, DESTRUCTIVE PIECE OF SHIT THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN GET THE RIGHT TO TALK

PLEASE NO MORE QUICKLYNCHES. I DON'T LIKE TO BE ROBBED OF MY VOICE.

Let me contribute to the game. Even if you think I'm worse than the shit dropped by a small child in the fertilizer aisle.

You took every chance I had to post during D5 away from me. Do you think I suck?

#Nachoisms
#ThisIsNotTheGreatestPostInTheWorldNoThisIsJustATribute
#MissUBae

Uhh you have time now majiffy but like 0 thoughts okay...

[Antihero]

I wonder if anyone replaced Pine :/

just about ready to lynch the slot anyway

what's the connection between ann coulter and eating babies...?

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Anyway I'm super tired I'll iso fedora when I'm back home tomorrow or in the morning on phone. Deuces for now.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

I wonder if anyone replaced Pine :/

just about ready to lynch the slot anyway

what's the connection between ann coulter and eating babies...?

Idk isn't Kise supposed to target him and he gets NKed tonight by Kise?

I didn't get neighborized so I'm assuming he targeted Pine.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

People still alive are

Kuribo
Pine
Majiffy
Antihero
Grey
Cephir
hiplop
Me
Kise

I think we get majiffy/hiplop/pine and it's a done deal. Where I'm at rn unless stuff changes when I look back on ISO and do VCA.

[Majiffy]

...

huh?

Mostly made that for Nacho

Uhh you have time now majiffy but like 0 thoughts okay...

Well considering it's been a week since I've been able to engage in the game because APPARENTLY WE'RE QUICKLYNCHING AGAIN INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO CHECK IN AND GET SOME THOUGHTS DOWN

I can't remember a goddamn fucking thing I was thinking or feeling back on DAY FOUR, TWO DAY PHASES AGO

[Majiffy]

What do we have for living PRs?

[Antihero]

jack shit

[Majiffy]

Well that's fun

[Majiffy]

Lets just lynch Grey.

VOTE: Grey

[Antihero]

Kuribo - messenger to ?????
Pine - neg utility joat
Majiffy - enabler (????)
Antihero - mod messenger
-Grey- - enabler (????)
Cephrir - miller enabler
hiplop - whistle vendor
Ser Arthur Dayne - compulsive visitor
Kise - neighborizing vig

[Antihero]

i mean... holy shit just look at that badassery

BETTER GIVE SCUM NIGHTLY BLOCKING POWER

[Antihero]

i also think visitor is bullshit

just... why?

there apparently aren't any trackers or watchers to screw with