Open 680: C9++ (Abandoned due to mod error. See new thread)

[Titus]

Green the only things you can plausibly be are a one shot cop and a one shot vig.

The proper play in those instances is to lynch Umlaut with me. Then if Umlaut flips green cop or vig me.

Then, if you're still paranoid of me, argue I'm a bulletproof godfather tomorrow.

[FireScreamer]

Green is going to be RBed till the end of time and you know that.

[Green Crayons]

No. I'm not. I'm taking the most logical course of action based on the evidence presented and willing to accept the consequences thereof.

Your ISO after I have come in reads like scum dealing with the five stages of grief.

Denial at my catching umlaut
Anger at my pushing
Bargaining for Umlaut not to be lynched
Depression at his eventual claim and possible lynch

Just waiting for the acceptance part

I will say your posts make me smile. You are creative.

[Titus]

Green is going to be RBed till the end of time and you know that.

And then the IC lives which is a net postitive and he can argue to lynch me tomorrow.

[FireScreamer]

The IC is living regardless.

[Umlaut]

I love how you presume scum will not kill the full doctor at any point during this.

If scum kills the full doctor before d3 it means we can skip the part where we ask for a massclaim and go right to lynching Alchemist. If Alchemist then flips town it means we can skip option 2 and assume either Momo and I are scum together, or FireScreamer is scum. (I am confident enough that FireScreamer is not scum that I don't expect this to happen.)

I confess to assuming we get at least two mislynches, which implies the game doesn't go literally the worst it can possibly go (Mafia, SK and one-shot vig kill the max number of times and only hit town).

[Umlaut]

When he sells himself as an expert, he highly likely is, especially when his guarantee wrecks town.

Point to a post where I sold myself as an expert in statistics or setup spec.

You can't.

[Umlaut]

inb4 Titus quotes the post where I said shannon would have to know something about programming language environments to use a programming language.

[Umlaut]

The proper play in those instances is to lynch Umlaut with me. Then if Umlaut flips green cop or vig me.

"How could anyone forget about the roleblocker?"

[Umlaut]

Here are the claims we have so far:

Comm - 1-shot Doc (DD)
Umlaut - 1-shot RB (B)
Momo - RB (B)
Titus, Shannon, Alchemist, Fire - VTs

GC - PR (?)
Narna, Frank, Rory, davesaz - unclaimed

So, the setup is MDDBB?T is everyone is telling the truth (Goon + Roleblocker + Godfather, Serial Killer). With 4 scum and 6 PRs, there'll be 3 VTs. @ Fire, your argument seems to be that if we believe all the PR claims, we know that there will be only three VTs and there are four claimed VTs so at least one of them must be scum. But that assumes that all the PR claims are true. I'm not sure I'm ready to make that leap yet but give me a bit to re-read.

We don't actually know that T is a T, that will have to wait until there are or aren't extra kills in the morning (it determines whether there's a serial killer).

It's possible the setup is MDDBBCV, meaning there's an unclaimed one-shot town PR, though there's only about an 11% probability of this.

[DarkChocolate n PalmTree]

No. I'm not. I'm taking the most logical course of action based on the evidence presented and willing to accept the consequences thereof.

Your ISO after I have come in reads like scum dealing with the five stages of grief.

Denial at my catching umlaut
Anger at my pushing
Bargaining for Umlaut not to be lynched
Depression at his eventual claim and possible lynch

Just waiting for the acceptance part

I just laughed out loud at this. Never lynching Titus because this is hilarious.

[Titus]

The proper play in those instances is to lynch Umlaut with me. Then if Umlaut flips green cop or vig me.

"How could anyone forget about the roleblocker?"

I didn't.

[Umlaut]

Oh, I agree that you didn't.

[Titus]

Oh, I agree that you didn't.

So then you'll agree that having the IC unquestionably alive if scum want to leave doubt as to my alignment is absolutely a good idea?

Then we lynch you.

[Umlaut]

I just laughed out loud at this. Never lynching Titus because this is hilarious.

Everyone, these are the quality reads your IC is bringing you. Break free, think for yourselves, stop sheeping this.

[FireScreamer]

Give me titus or give me death.

(I'll be out for the whole of tomorrow. Likely gone for around 36 hours from this post. I'll post on my busride in tomorrow and then i'm gone)

[Umlaut]

FireScreamer, if somehow I get roped today your job is to take those 500+ posts a day and make them all "LYNCH TITUS" over and over again until it happens.

[FireScreamer]

Sure thing. If you are scum can you please store my testicles in some sort of low temperature area out of direct sunlight?

[Titus]

No. I'm not. I'm taking the most logical course of action based on the evidence presented and willing to accept the consequences thereof.

Your ISO after I have come in reads like scum dealing with the five stages of grief.

Denial at my catching umlaut
Anger at my pushing
Bargaining for Umlaut not to be lynched
Depression at his eventual claim and possible lynch

Just waiting for the acceptance part

I just laughed out loud at this. Never lynching Titus because this is hilarious.

I think we're getting close to acceptance.

Can y'all vote now? I don't think much is going to change.

[Titus]

Sure thing. If you are scum can you please store my testicles in some sort of low temperature area out of direct sunlight?

May I suggest a quote for your sig?

[FireScreamer]

God forbid they think about this for a second. Wouldn't want that!

[Alchemist21]

lol I'd sig it.

[Umlaut]

Sure thing. If you are scum can you please store my testicles in some sort of low temperature area out of direct sunlight?

Sure thing, I've got a perfect spot in my smoky basement hideout---

er, I mean, NO BECAUSE I'M TOWN

Ohohohoho, you almost had me there, FireScreamer, you almost had me.

[Titus]

God forbid they think about this for a second. Wouldn't want that!

They'd think about it for as long as they need. The correct mathematical course of action is to lynch Umlaut.

Then if Umlaut flips town, Green Crayons can have his way with me.

If Green Crayons is or claims blocked, the IC must live for that, forcing the scum to try to hunt the full doctor.

[DarkChocolate n PalmTree]

I'm leaving for work. Don't lynch before I'm back please.