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Hello. I'll start with a RQS since I don't think I've done it in a while, even ignoring my absence.
1: What is your favorite open setup and why?

probably c9++ even tho that's just semi-open

2: What is your favorite and least favorite role, and why?

favorite roles is vig, least favorite role is wolf (the main site I play on, there are two guys who have soul-crushing reads on me when I'm a wolf so I tend to get anxious about rolling anything scummy)

3: On a scale of one to ten how excited are you for this game?

prolly an 8

4: Who do you not have experience with in this playerlist?

nop

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i believe that you should take it as an indication of how much EXCITEMENT i have for this game, and also that i only spammed the first page and before anyone else posted so as not to make it harder for people to read. you just ignore page1

k thX

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is it yourself

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THE PLOT THICKENS

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Hello.

I don't do weekends.

Saturdays are for sleeping.
Sunday is for church.

Good Bye.

same but sunday is for vidya games because I am a heathen

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if anyone thinks i get excited to be scum they dont know me

i have a whole bunch of posts in plenty of places about how much i hate being scum lmao

[clapping in between each word] LOOK. AT. THAT. SELF. META.

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because being scum is fucking boring, since 90% of scum wins are just because the town was dogshit.

yay we beat the team as expected without trying because everyone on this site is a shit cunt *pat each other on the back*

as town you can actually do something that means something

people who enjoy playing scum are shit humans

Winning as town is a cakewalk. Most scum are bad scum, and so they're easy to spot. There's also always 1 lurker scum who prod dodges for three phases til someone calls them out and lynches them. Then you have your very active scumster who actually plays the game and lasts til the end, only to be caught by VCA or associations with his buddies. 90% of games are like this too

So really, town can be dogshit and a single decent player wins the entire thing for them. A single decent scum rarely can carry his entire team. Those who enjoy playing scum enjoy beating the odds, which is always against them if the player pool is quality.

So why are they shit humans? Town is usually the shitty ones that rely on others to do all the work.

hey nerds check this out *farts*

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washflagon

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when is the 3rd scum gonna claim

i have not played a game outside of newbie territory to completion so i'd like to know if 13 player games are confirmed 2 or 3 scum because i have no idea

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You say that like he's self-biased.

what do you mean by self-biased

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But actually, choof's probably scum this game.

meet me in the tub, cutestuff

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big guy boonskies pings out a wolf less than a day into the game what will he do next time

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yep I'm scum good job pinging me out this early on in the game my partners are kasumeat and boonskiies

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given boonskiies post history thus far I'm going to assume that he is a player who plays on two sites, one of which is a site that has shorter day lengths, thus I'm going to play the "Bruh You're Dumb As Shit" card and not take anything you say serious for a week

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I'll be at a baseball game for the majority of the day without internet so no phoneposting but I'll do a quick run through of the thread

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interesting that boonskiies decided to bounce from the thread after I popped in

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hey so do I

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Choof

What are you doing

reading through the thread, why what are you doing

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VOTE: Michael Lee

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I had a big thing written up about rb being null but I got side tracked
need to start the morning I'll be back in a sec

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here is what I wrote
I'll make an Big ThingTM after the baseball game, I'll probably drive myself so I can leave early
13. rb - there are things that rb has done that seem human and seem scummy. examples:
example:

anime swack

VOTE: gamma emerald

id like to reread the game without having endless fluff to wade through

good post, altho misplaced since you can get stuff out of the rqs; people tend to answer then truthfully, even if it's to a detriment (boonskiies mentioned that I seem anxious and I explicitly said that I tend to be anxious as scum)

but

if anyone thinks i get excited to be scum they dont know me

i have a whole bunch of posts in plenty of places about how much i hate being scum lmao

bad post; self meta is such a weak argument to use, meta changes all the time.

also rb reminds me of myself as town but he's trying to get all friendy with me and that always sits badly

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That Michael vote is pretty opportunistic.

opportunistic in what way

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And all choof does is pull the "yep, you caught me" scum card for discrediting purposes.

hey bub hey friendo hey BUCKO you ever heard of post-post-irony

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That Michael vote is pretty opportunistic.

opportunistic in what way

It's the vote that is there to start a precedent for the fabricated read paths you are going to set up this game. Joining in repertoire with Rb, then voting who's pushing you is a scum tactic to make Rb feel like he is safe with you.

oh so you think that voting someone with a non-serious vote only to sheep what everyone else is saying to justify your originally non-serious vote is

not

scummy?

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And all choof does is pull the "yep, you caught me" scum card for discrediting purposes.

hey bub hey friendo hey BUCKO you ever heard of post-post-irony

yep. scum does it a lot.

if scum partake in post-post-irony then I need to roll scum

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SafeWithChoof™

*farts again*
if you're going to be useless go be useless in general discussion

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okay I have a shitty baseball game to go to, wish me luck

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Like to hear more from Melanora, Biochemist, Cool dog. But its still the weekend.

this post implies that you have read the thread so what do you think about rb vs and tl and myself vs boonskiies

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Why is rb useless and not just scum

did you not read the psot I made where i quoted two posts from rb
well maybe you did but tl;dr he reminds me of myself when i'm town but is trying to butter up to me, he has made good posts and bad posts, therefore he is sitting at null
we also have 9 fucking days left and there hasn't been enough content to parse to come up with a confident enough scum read

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i don't feel like this is scum choof

I'm like 100% sure you've never played with me so feel free to elaborate what is it about my posts that are human aside from you trying to pocket me

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i dont mean it as "this is not the scumgame i expect from choof based on my experience of choof" i mean it as "i dont think choof is scum here"

yes I know why am I not scum here

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well that was certainly by far the scummiest fuckin thing you've done all game

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VOTE: rb

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why would anyone explain townreads this early in the game, thats dumb

explain why it's dumb

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I'm starting to see where Boonskiies is coming from

then vote me

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I'm starting to see where Boonskiies is coming from

why don't you have a vote on me yet

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VOTE: choof

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I want to be dead by the time I get back from this baseball game which should be in a few hours

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dramatic self-vote

it's not dramatic I'm a wolf giving up

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boonskiies lock clear town
VOTE: rb

give me alproximately 3 days
I dont want to be all dramatic and shit but I need a few days to normalize basically

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ugh okay I'm going through withdrawals and am manic so give me a day or two for my meds to be refilled

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because in my eyes i dont see a scum sayi g wbat he said how he said it

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theres actually wifi at tbe vaseball field but its noticeably ass so im just gln a wait until i vet home yo continue playig

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Look @ the bad scum getting scared off my wagon and being butthurt calling me bad town

Like you actually know im town here

look bub you play a lot like i do ln my other site but when i need to i van bucckle down and not be a fuckhead so i wpuld strongly recmend you do skmething noteworthy else you can easilu die today

phpneposting canf be assed to fix typos

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So I will vote choof or Tywin toDay.

let's just kill me and get it over with
I had a terrible entrance and replacing out is the weak way out, the slot's already fucked and anyone who thinks that they can salvage it is a fucking fool
I won't even claim at -1

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I hate myself for letting myself get so rattled due to some asinine personal bullshit so let's just push the wagon

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get it over with so I can wait a week or so to play again and hopefully not be a piece of shit

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So I will vote choof or Tywin toDay.

let's just kill me and get it over with
I had a terrible entrance and replacing out is the weak way out, the slot's already fucked and anyone who thinks that they can salvage it is a fucking fool
I won't even claim at -1

Maybe you should V/LA for a while and come back when you feel better?

tghe slot's already fucked I don't see how I can salvage this but okay I didn't even think about this
I'm afraid people will scum read me for using v/la though, I can't not be scum read

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what is ate

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Spoiler: perrsonal bit

metaing me doesn't work well because I am bipolar 2 and am frequently changing medications

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lmao I would never willingly appeal to emotions and the fact that I've done it here shows that I have failed as a town and as a player

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I don't fucking want sympathy I want to die

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Does anyone know if choof ATEs as a specific alignment?

here's the meta bit

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I'd like to reread the thread after getting my meds so I'll hold off on letting you guide my vote
I'll go on V/LA for a day or two

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meds are rdy for pick up so I'll try to do a massive post tonight

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I'm home from work
in general, it takes about a few hours to do some serious reading with this many posts, so expect a large post around 8 or 9 PST
I'm talking huge

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yo can someone pull a vote off of flub while I write up my post so I don't accidentally post it after day end and get modkilled, big ups

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yo can someone pull a vote off of flub while I write up my post so I don't accidentally post it after day end and get modkilled, big ups

ok

unvote

thank you

If you try to post after day end it just won't happen, modkill isn't an issue

I forgot about twilight, I'm so used to just having day end at xx:00 and then every post at xx:01 and beyond is modkillable

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did anyone claim intent to hammer

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look rb if you're getting tired and losing interest then perhaps you should take a quick breather, go for a smoke and come back in about three hours

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should I catch up during night phase instead
it kinda feels like I'm gonna end up doing all of this for naught tonight and will need to post at start of day phase

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did anyone claim intent to hammer

Idk what that means, but nobody should hammer atm

if someone is at L-1, most people will claim that they will cast the last vote needed to insta-lynch

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has anyone toyed around with the idea that gamma and rb is a scum team

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looks like I'm moving at a snails pace, 4 pages in about 40 minutes
I'm gonna keep re-reading but I doubt I will make another post tonight, I'll make a spoilered post during twillight or if the day ends up being longer due to no hammer tonight, I'll post super late tonight

anyway here's my shit

page 1:
low content, rapid posting from rb. to me this is inherently towny, since I've already said that rb reminds me of me when I'm playing my town game. however, I've recently learned how to play my town game while wolfing, so I'm not too keen on putting a solid green lean on this shit post shenanigans just yet.

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gamma emerald started the RQS thing, which I've seen multiple times on the site and since we never use them on my home site, I still don't know if these generally come from town or scum. I suppose it's an idea to get content flowing, but I don't think this is noteworthy.

31 is hypocritical as fuck, and 32 seems like he was setting up a chance to self-meta (which is scummy in my eyes, even tho I did it here at some point)

38 fake

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2. Scum. Vanilla town. Why? Because being scum is fun. Being vanilla, not so much.

hmm okay I will keep this in mind to see if you are having fun.

47 I am positive I posted about this but I am always excited to be town based on the principle that I am not scum, being scum fucking blows

48

Don't care at all about your meta btw.

keeping this in mind, I am fairly certain I saw a post from tywin where he self-metas. hypocrasy is scummy

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53 this is where the rb vs tywin bullshit starts, with rb of the mindset "town rulz scum droolz" and tywin being the opposite.

I believe that 54 is fairly telling of what Tywin rolled this game. the whole post comes off as bitter (and also wrong), and when you pair that with

Being vanilla, not so much.

I think Tywin is taking a chance to vent here as town
could be wrong but green points for it at the moment

68 no he doesn't lmao where'd this come from

69 post feels like an attempt to be a voice of reason but is inherently flawed because "terrible town" and "terrible scum" happen all the time. I'd imagine TL plays a terrible human if he enjoys playing scum so much.

end of page it looks like gamma and rb could be a team if one of them flip scum, the only interactions they have with each other is basically gamma confirming rb's posts of wisdom and rb saying "lol ur town" for it


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75 seems like a thinly veiled countervote, as of this post flubber has a vote on rb


82 this is actually the post that made me scum read Michael in the first place because iirc, he said "not serious" and then later on decided to sheep every reason posted in the thread without giving anything original. keeping this post in memory bankz

83 implies that TL was voting rb with a rvs vote and was just fishing for reactions; let's see if flubber responds well. town points for TL here

85 "rb should be getting better reads off of his flashwagon" which is weird as FUCK considering that there were only two votes on rb recently; flubber and TL (Michael's does not count for this scenario). there's not much to read here, unless flubber thinks that his voting rb will paint him in a green light. the second point he makes is a moot point

86 w e w l a d this is a shitty fucking post

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I'm not hammering shit btw, I've already made myself seem scummy enough

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Which player is better as scum - flubber or tywin?

We should lynch the best one.

is this why we're lyncing flubber or tywin today lmfao please tell me that's not it

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Which player is better as scum - flubber or tywin?

We should lynch the best one.

is this why we're lyncing flubber or tywin today lmfao please tell me that's not it

It gets bigger

I'm sure it does I just think it's hilarious that this is like... a glance into the future

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Which player is better as scum - flubber or tywin?

We should lynch the best one.

is this why we're lyncing flubber or tywin today lmfao please tell me that's not it

It gets bigger

I'm sure it does I just think it's hilarious that this is like... a glance into the future

yes im very good at the game

*fartz*

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106 holy fucking foreshadowing batman, that's some serious fucking foreshadowing

107 boonskiies seems slightly upset here; hilarious given what happens next!

111 this reasoning feels odd. Tywin also said that they enjoy playing scum, so I would imagine they believe they are a stronger scum player. town -is- easier, but it's not easy.

115I have a feeling this post will become relevant soon. keeping this one in memory bankz

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136 the reason why you see the image and everyone else doesn't is because of a magical thing called the internet and caching !!!!!!!!

145 hella butt frustrated here

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152 see I've never played with Michael Lee so I don't know if he's bad or not but this entire post seems... off. he seems legitimately upset that a player is a derp (yes rb is a fucen derp) that he's willing to turn his joke vote into a real joke; it's almost as if he's played with rb before and knows that he'll be an easy lynch, or he hasn't played with rb before but was successful in setting up a reason to make his vote serious. idk, this post just seems really bad.

I think my entrance here was fine tbh but now that I'm level headed I have no idea what exactly triggered me into being the piece of shit that I was

rb seems to do the buddy buddy thing to everyone, I don't think rb is a strong town player but I think he's a town player so I don't think he's a good lynch today or tomorrow... later on when we need to get rid of weaker players so the last day phases are actually filled with players who can hold their own

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so ether Choof or fuzzy have to hammer

given that I am still re-reading the thread, I will not be hammering any time soon

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yeah I know haha choof's a shit player too so here I'll do you a favor and get myself nightkilled so you don't have to worry about my bad play later on

hard claiming weak jailkeeper

It's the vote that is there to start a precedent for the fabricated read paths you are going to set up this game. Joining in repertoire with Rb, then voting who's pushing you is a scum tactic to make Rb feel like he is safe with you.

can you elaborate on this because I didn't get it then and I still don't get it now

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later on when we need to get rid of weaker players so the last day phases are actually filled with players who can hold their own

Lol, at this. And there are plenty people who I'd see as weaker over Rb.

is this the only thing you're going to get out of my recent posts, should I even re-read the thread or just stop now and give you guys a chance to determine who you'd like to lynch without cluttering up the thread even more

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like I honestly thought that I would get quotes from my page by page reread posts but so far all I've gotten was... basically belittlement, which I totally deserve but I'd like to hear thoughts that have to do with something else

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I'm not gonna read the thread anymore, boonskiies you have my vote, who should I vote for

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because there's no point in me reading the thread given that I claimed and will be night killed
boonskiies I trust to be town moreso out of the other players with buttloads of posts

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VOTE: tywin

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weak jk fucking blows, I have no idea how to play it

and telling me to just "read the thread" is kinda not how it works, I'm not going to just willy nilly read through the thread. I have to take notes, and I know that if I do that, I won't be done reading the thread until later on this evening. it's taken me 10 minutes per page; with 50+ pages it'll take the better part of my evening to read everything and I got work in the morning and life is stressful and etc etc etc

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so sick, that it wraps around and becomes

actually sick

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sir what you did was so illegal, that you're the cop, and I'm the criminal. here's your gun and badge, son.

welcome to the force

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I'm catching up during the night

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this thread will be so much easier to read once night starts, jesus christ

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this thread will be so much easier to read once night starts, jesus christ

Will you vote boon or flubber?

boon is conftown in my eyes and I am trusting him to guide my vote
however you have been playing what seems to be my meta on the other site so I am thinking you are also a strong candidate for town

quick run down, why flubber

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Well choof, are you scum or dumb

I hard claimed weak jailkeeper and have had no counter claims, what the fuck do you think

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the answer is "dumb"

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night phases are how long again

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aka do I have friday night to do a massive reread

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if gamma is scum, then I think rb scum

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I'm most likely dead tonight regardless so don't read too much into it

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I may not even submit an action since it'd be pointless lol