OPEN 687: JUNGLE OLIGARCHY (GAME OVER)

[Hellfire Missile]

I fucking love how you're so fucking bad at this game you'll pressure vote me for working really hard with your being a dumbass but won't pressure the most blatant

scumflail ever dropped on this site

look it was a mistake

not a fucking scum fail

jesus

okay look

i see realeo posting
i agree
I CALL HIM TOWN
i UNVOTE REALEO
i BELIEVE that i've voted for java (BUT I'VE VOTED FOR REALEO) WHO I'VE CALLED TOWN
I PROVIDE A LIST OF REASONS THAT RELATE TO WHY I'M VOTING FOR JAVA (DOESNT APPLY TO REALEO)

IF YOU COULD JUST

take a look at my reasons for "voting Realeo"

you'd see that it doesnt match

can't you understand (no.)

like

why is it a scumtell? (i wanna actually know)

[Dunnstral]

Story checks out if you take a moment to look over it.

[Javajoe24]

You are correct, it was Dunn that I was talking about not panning out. I got the chronology wrong. Doesn't make you any less scummy, or Dunn for that matter.

You're still voting me, though, so what are you talking about with not panning out?

I am not actually.

[Hellfire Missile]

He dug his own grave four separate times.

four times i didn't notice i was voting for realeo

I've never seen someone apologize so hard while keeping their vote on their bad read

Didn't see that i was voting for realeo
why was it a bad read

I fucking love how you're so fucking bad at this game you'll pressure vote me for working really hard with your being a dumbass but won't pressure the most blatant scumflail ever dropped on this site

Why wasn't 701 as blatantly "drug induced“ as the other fuck ups?

so is this like
attacking me for all of my reads?
because "ups" is plural
where else did I fuck up? 701 looks fine, other than maybe the fact that you thought that i was reading Realeo as scum and then i did a thing
I don't get it

That's why I said "are you drunk"

Viewed "are you drunk" part as "Hey hellfire ur reads are shitty you should change them"

[Javajoe24]

I like flubbers case on hellfire. Also, it doesn't help that hellfire jumped on my wagon for no stated reason, put me at L-1 and didn't even announce it

VOTE: Hellfire

[Kmd4390]

What else do I do 4 days before lynch?If we don't start finding a lynch we lose a day to the other teams, if I don't cooperate I'm scum, if I do, I'm sheeping so I'm scum. Joe pinged me because he did it twice on the same page.

Why so focused on your own appearance?

KMD intepret my HURT: plan as analytical Realeo and Flufffer buy it.I'm sorry. It was not analytical!Realeo. It was a gambit.

So your plan was to completely waste Day 1 while you come up with one scum read and hope we'll all sheep it?

I mean, you ALREADY scumread Theta.You don't need "We need wagon" excuse.

HOW DOES THE BIGGEST WAGON IS "NOT PANNING OUT"

These are good points though. It doesn't make sense to go into compromise mode when you scum read the lead wagon. Confusing realeo and dunn also makes no sense if they are his top two scum reads. I can't help but notice the counterwagon popping up while theta is at L-2 though. If Theta is scum, I bet she's got a buddy on the java wagon.

Why are people voting for Theta Alpine?This isn't a hypothetical question, I'm expecting an answer from kmd4390, Flubbernugget, FireScreamer, BTD6_maker, and Javajoe24

Have you not read my posts? The biggest reasons are the trihexa vote and encouraging one of the scum teams not to hunt the other.

I figured he didn't mean to vote Real, based on the fact it was such a mess and the reasons didn't relate to the vote imo

^yeah, this. I thought it was obvious. Unlike java's confusion between players, this one makes sense. He probably just typed the name of whose post he quoted instead of who he meant to vote. I've almost done that before.

Note that I also think shiqf is very likely scum beyond "low hanging fruit lurker" because that's what he is when he rolls scum. I'm not pushing him though, because I know he'll be dead before the end of the game

What scum games did he do this in and what town games didn't he do it in?

I like flubbers case on hellfire. Also, it doesn't help that hellfire jumped on my wagon for no stated reason, put me at L-1 and didn't even announce itVOTE: Hellfire

This doesn't seem like a survivalistic enough vote to come from scum with the theta wagon being much larger than hellfire unless theta and java are scum together. I'd still prefer to lynch theta over java despite realeo's case.

[Kmd4390]

Woah.

Mod, can you fix my tags please?

[Bins]

Gotchu!

[Kmd4390]

Thanks!

[Gamma Emerald]

I like flubbers case on hellfire. Also, it doesn't help that hellfire jumped on my wagon for no stated reason, put me at L-1 and didn't even announce it

VOTE: Hellfire

LOL
Go back and read, he stated the reasons in the post where he unvoted Realeo
this so much scum

[shiqf]

Honestly, those two are the only ones that jump out at me as scum. However, I'll widen it to five if I have to.

[Kmd4390]

You haven't given one specific reason for either read. That would be a good place to start. Opinions on java and theta would be nice too with deadline approaching.

[Dunnstral]

I like flubbers case on hellfire. Also, it doesn't help that hellfire jumped on my wagon for no stated reason, put me at L-1 and didn't even announce it

VOTE: Hellfire

Why were you voting for Theta alpine?

[Hellfire Missile]

Honestly, those two are the only ones that jump out at me as scum. However, I'll widen it to five if I have to.

OH BOY THE I'VE DONE JACK SHIT PERSON IS HERE

ARE YOU GONNA STAY FOR LONGER THIS TIME

[Dunnstral]

Honestly, those two are the only ones that jump out at me as scum. However, I'll widen it to five if I have to.

How about you explain the reads you have and why you only have 2 reads

[Dunnstral]

3 I guess

[Javajoe24]

Honestly, those two are the only ones that jump out at me as scum. However, I'll widen it to five if I have to.

OH BOY THE I'VE DONE JACK SHIT PERSON IS HERE

ARE YOU GONNA STAY FOR LONGER THIS TIME

Dude, please chill and stop with the all caps. And don't be rude to players, it's just a game, life does come up

[Realeo]

Well, replace out or at least officially call V/LA but when your V/LA is up, be active.

Guys, the lynch is already achieved.

Let's drink.

[Realeo]

So your plan was to completely waste Day 1 while you come up with one scum read and hope we'll all sheep it?

Ouch. That harsh.

But no.

I realized that it's possible for me to be analytical at HURT: plan but I thought "That's a long shot."

[Realeo]

VOTE: hellfire missile

Flashwagon this.

Now.

I would give him the benefit of doubt. Once he rectified that it's actually vote for javajoe, the reasoning below the vote matches javajoe a lot.

[Realeo]

The only thing I learn is that if javajoe flips werewolf, Theta is (unfortunately) town.

[Kmd4390]

So your plan was to completely waste Day 1 while you come up with one scum read and hope we'll all sheep it?

Ouch. That harsh.

But no.

I realized that it's possible for me to be analytical at HURT: plan but I thought "That's a long shot."

Wasn't meant to be harsh. I think it produced a lot of good discussion. I just thought you had stronger intent than you apparently did.

[Kmd4390]

The only thing I learn is that if javajoe flips werewolf, Theta is (unfortunately) town.

Why is that?

[Realeo]

As much as I would like to be a mastermind, I can't create analysis n when I don't know how to process those data.

That second voting board was way too many moving variable for me.

Pedit:

Think about this. If it's werewolf!java, then it's more likely to be opportunistic voting @ Theta instead of bussing. That means that mafia!theta.

I have explained to you, why mafia!Theta makes no senses.

[Javajoe24]

Well, replace out or at least officially call V/LA but when your V/LA is up, be active.

Guys, the lynch is already achieved.

Let's drink.

Someone hammered me? I didn't see any intent to hammer, whoever hammered is likely scum because I really am just a vanilla townie...