Open 690: Kill All Townies - Game Over

[Balki B]

Wait why am I arguing with scum about why they're scum

Wow, you're that sure, are you?

Like, how sure are you? Seems like you're a super experienced bloke. Where does your certainty about my scum alignment rank among all your scumhunting triumphs of yore?

[Balki B]

Did I just get hammered?

How far away from the end am I? I don't really want to put in a bunch of effort if y'all just say "LOL" and don't read it. Does anyone care what I have to say?

Yeah this is fake as fuck.

I'd actually be voting this rn but Frog got pissed when i tried to stop his tenshii push.

~T

It is fake as fuck. Like I said Balki's fine too. But I think Balki and Tenshii are buds anyway.

VOTE: Balki

Ribbit Ribbit

Hard to argue with "that's fake as fuck." Um, no it's not.

I asked because I was sitting here writing a fucking novel, and when I clicked Submit, I saw 2 more Balki votes had gone up in the mean time, and it's like "why do I even bother? Nobody cares to hear what I have to say."

[Balki B]

Anyway, I'm stepping away for now. I've given y'all plenty to read. If you want to hammer me, I'll be quite happy to leave this game. Good luck.

[Flubbernugget]

Pg 54

[Gamma Emerald]

1) You wee off the Delta wagon making you likely mafia
2) As I said your response to the initial votes was "how do I be towny" which is a scummy response because it suggests scum wanting to know how to correct course
3) You've been extremely defensive today

I mean...what the fuck? I'm at L-1 less than 24 hours into the day. I'm about to be lynched for dumb reasons, and nobody is making anyone accountable.

Why is being defensive in these circumstances alignment indicative? In your experience, town don't defend themselves or demand people to state their reasons for lynching them?

You are focusing on defense rather than scumhunting

[Sesq]

of course he is when hes about to get fucking lynched

literally the most dumb reason to read someone

[Balki B]

1) You wee off the Delta wagon making you likely mafia
2) As I said your response to the initial votes was "how do I be towny" which is a scummy response because it suggests scum wanting to know how to correct course
3) You've been extremely defensive today

I mean...what the fuck? I'm at L-1 less than 24 hours into the day. I'm about to be lynched for dumb reasons, and nobody is making anyone accountable.

Why is being defensive in these circumstances alignment indicative? In your experience, town don't defend themselves or demand people to state their reasons for lynching them?

You are focusing on defense rather than scumhunting

This comment above is the dumbest comment I have seen, of all the dumb comments I have seen. And I've seen a lot of dumb comments.

Is stupidity alignment indicative, for Gamma? Anyone know?

[Gamma Emerald]

You should at least try to scumhunt if you are town, help direct us after your lynch happens

[Sesq]

i think the targets are obvious

[Balki B]

You should at least try to scumhunt if you are town, help direct us after your lynch happens

Thanks friend. I just voted for you, and made a case on you. Please start there.

Understand

: wagons grow the fastest on townies. Both scum factions are down a member, and just want to see a lynch on anyone but their faction. That's four people with a major interest in lynching me fast, and in not having to describe their reasons.

[Balki B]

Town benefits from a nice long day, with lots of cases, shifting wagons, clear alternative choices, and actual analysis.

Scum want to get this done quick.

Bad town don't care, cuz LOLZ.

[Sesq]

yesterday was a fast wagon and we got scum

thats not solid logic

[Balki B]

yesterday was a fast wagon and we got scum

thats not solid logic

(1) One counterexample doesn't make a principle untrue.
(2) But D1 is not a good counterexample. D1 was not fast. It went more than a week. We had a first wagon on CommKnight. We had lots of cases and reactions. Several cases on Tenshii, and a successful wagon on Delta.

We're like 20 hours into today and I'm at L-1. Someone's about to hammer and say something like "Balki's just super scummy," and that will be our sorry Day 2. And everyone on the wagon right now -- you bear just as much blame as the person who hammers.

[Sesq]

yeah, but when its in the same game with the same setup, and the setup itself is responsible for it being invalid

yeah

[Balki B]

I guess you're right. Super fast days where we lynch whomever the first person is who gets a vote and nobody asks any questions is the ticket!

[Balki B]

It's all good. I'm just a VT.

[Gamma Emerald]

yesterday was a fast wagon and we got scum

thats not solid logic

(1) One counterexample doesn't make a principle untrue.
(2) But D1 is not a good counterexample. D1 was not fast. It went more than a week. We had a first wagon on CommKnight. We had lots of cases and reactions. Several cases on Tenshii, and a successful wagon on Delta.

We're like 20 hours into today and I'm at L-1. Someone's about to hammer and say something like "Balki's just super scummy," and that will be our sorry Day 2. And everyone on the wagon right now -- you bear just as much blame as the person who hammers.

I mean you have a cw of Tenshii for what should be even more ??? reasons to you today

[GameNBurger]

We're at l-1? Thought it was l-2

Either way who wants to hammer since he claimed

[GameNBurger]

admit it: this wagon is dumb

A subject instead of a pronoun goes a looooong way

[Sesq]

fast and bulbous

[Balki B]

I mean you have a cw of Tenshii for what should be even more ??? reasons to you today

I can't decipher what you're saying here. Would you please rephrase?

[GameNBurger]

fast and bulbous

What

[Gamma Emerald]

You're complaining about your wagon being unexplained but it was the same for Tenshii

[Balki B]

You're complaining about your wagon being unexplained but it was the same for Tenshii

Here are the reasons I voted for Tenshii on Day 1.

Also, you seem to agree that my wagon popped up quickly and with little reasoning. Your defense for that is...other wagons have popped up quickly with little reasoning?

That's bad. We, as a town, have one main way to eliminate people. Reasoned lynches of people likely to flip scum. Let's use them wisely.

[WhyMafia]

@mod please replace me

I made a lapse in judgement and realized that IRL will be quite painful. By the time I catch-up, I'll be another 30 pages behind. Sorry guys :/