Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery (Game over, Town win!)

[schadd_]

AND I'M HERE

TO REMIND YOU

OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU MODKILLED ME

IT'S NOT FAIR

TO DENY ME

OF THE VOTE I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME, YOU, YOU, YOU, ARE A CUNT

people like to repeat the one statistic that men think about sex every seven seconds, and fortunately i have a quaint way of disproving this notion: 6.8 out of each 7 seconds of my thoughts are spent in recollection in all of the different reasons i hate belisarius and reminiscing in all of the different horrible and torturous events that have befallen him. oftentimes the remaining .2 seconds are spent on maintaining biological process (e.g. purchasing food) or remembering the directions to the office of our local pellar and considering all of the exciting hexes i can place on him or micromanaging the amount of blood i have (so that i don't run out of it, to use for invultuation & drawing pentagrams around his name &c)

holy shit, i die, horatio
the potent syphillis quite o'ercrows my spirit and also hurts like a motherfucker
i cannot live to hear the flips from the game thread
and i am not allowed to prophesy the election lights
on the scumfucks. we can lynch them tho it's k
so tell belisarius, he can basically go fuck himself forever in a dungeon with a sea urchin, more or less,
and rot in pain. the rest is shitfuckery.
shit, fuck, ow, cunt.

fuck you.

son.

i hope u die and don't enjoy your death

pagetop

[Belisarius]

Official Vote Count 1.18

Rautherdir: (1)

Chickadee

Shadoweh: (1)

Chimchar

Vegito: (1)

Prism

Piggygal15: (3)

Aristophanes, Deadline Delivery, Socrates

Socrates: (1)

Rautherdir

Chimchar: (1)

Jesus Christ

Not Voting:

Almost Chara

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline:

(expired on 2017-06-12 15:05:00)

Mod Notes:

None

[Socrates]

Oh, uh, hey. <4 days to deadline.

Can all the people promising later content maybe get a move on?

[Rautherdir]

I'll post it later tonight.

[Deadline Delivery]

Bellisarius sucks. Like seriously. He can't even modkill people right. Boooo!

_schadd's case is airtight we should just lynch the mod.

I want to talk with my amazing hydra partner <3 rather than the powerless craptastic mod who probably couldn't spell competent even with a copy/paste function. So we have an incompetent, illiterate sloth mod.

--Math

[Rautherdir]

I have to change my reads now that schadd_ flipped, since I was starting to think schadd_ was scum.

[Deadline Delivery]

Are you fucking kidding me

We seriously inherented the post restriction of all things you fucking knew this was going to happen didn't you Beli you piss volcano

That was a scummy vote by Socrates fuck that guy he's dropped lower in my reads than Belisarius' saggy nuts and I am now officially feeling cold feet about Piggy but whatever, let's do this fucking wagon I'm on it for the home run

Prism don't stop faking that shit just because you found out now, you gold baby

[Deadline Delivery]

Wait god fucking damnit this means we're conf!town so we're 100% dead tonight

UNVOTE:

I'm gonna powerlynch someone but I don't know who yet

Fuck you Beli you vat of snot

[Rautherdir]

Oh.
Are all of the post restrictions recurring on death?
That will make this interesting.

[Shadoweh]

...How did that even break the post restriction? Was that not sufficiently vile or something?! I do not understand this game.
I didn't really think he was scum anyways though so no surprise, I'm just not sure where to go (I forgot how boring Day 1 is. :/. )

Vote: Rautherdir

[Prism]

He forgot to insult the mod, followup post doesn't cut it and thus was modkilled. In comparison, I again have no actual restriction, and just think Belisarius is an underrated, underappreciated moderator whose genius is going under the radar due to mistaken vote counts. It's a lot of fun.

DD inheriting that power though is absolutely golden.

[Socrates]

Cool. DD is town.

VOTE: Aristophanes

[Almost Chara]

Official Vote Count 1.18

Rautherdir: (1)

Chickadee

Shadoweh: (1)

Chimchar

Vegito: (1)

Prism

Piggygal15: (3)

Aristophanes, Deadline Delivery, Socrates

Socrates: (1)

Rautherdir

Chimchar: (1)

Jesus Christ

Not Voting:

Almost Chara

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline:

(expired on 2017-06-12 15:05:00)

Mod Notes:

None

So, he gets modkilled and the votes on him get killed too??? There should be 4 more people showing as not voting.. I think.

Nothing fruitful from all your bantering, dudes & dudettes. Just adding Chicka ro the Towm Leans (That is, Socrates is a TR, Chicka & Shadoweh are Town Leans, and these are ALMOST50 head reads. Chara has the right to oppose any or add some of their own).

~A50

[Prism]

I'm finding a lot of people so far pretty agreeable, namely Socrates, AC, and DD. DD is definitely a townread, and I should explain the basis of that at some point.

Chicka I haven't read much but I appreciated the activity. Bad reason to townlean someone but it happened. Aristo is fine. Rauth seems fine. Shadoweh is ??? but not really scummy. Belisarius is simply breathtaking.

The only people I really don't like are Vegito, Piggy, and I guess Chimchar.

VOTE: Piggygal

[Socrates]

Piggy gets one (1) Socrates Approved day-pass for the following post:

Prism

- lolol that sounds like work, nothx

Socrates, you bring up a good point that I didn't move my vote, and that's because I almost always get into fights when I'm town with other town and it throws me off and I'm getting the same feeling I always do so I'm thinking that's what this is, so I'm gonna wait to vote Prism until I'm more sure (which for me means deduction through flips and night actions, I sure do hate D1).

So your gut says you're TvT'ing with Prism?

No, my gut says Prism is scum, but the kind of argument I'm having with Prism I often have with others (especially D1) and it turns out TvT like, 90% of the time. So I'm ignoring my gut cause I know it's usually wrong on this kind of very specific instance.

@Prism, tell me in what way Aristophanes is fine.

[Rautherdir]

Well, I have questions for everyone and reads on everyone.

So do try and get back to me on this.

Spoiler: Questions

Vegito
Do you think there are 3 Scum? 4? 5? Multiball?

Shadoweh
Why are you voting me?

Almost Chara
Do you have any scum reads?

Aristophanes
When are you getting back?

Chickadee
In your 489 you said you had a thought about opposing post restrictions being opposing alignments. What do you think about it now?

Prism
Do you have a post restriction or not?

Deadline Delivery
Did you actually inherit schadd's post restriction?

Chimchar
What are your current reads?

Piggygal15
Could I have some reads from you as well?

Socrates
What are your complete reads right now?

Leonshade
Do you think everyone with posting restrictions is town or not?

Spoiler: Reads

Vegito: Town
NACHO!!!
Anyways on top of meta experience from a while ago (Which I have to admit is somewhat complicated due to me not having experience with Jiffy) you have a lot of good content, your hydra dissonance (like I have already said) feels towny, and I have already given my read on you.

Shadoweh: null-town
Radical Rat was the one who started me on the normal/not-normal thing.
I didn't quite understand it at the time, but I figured out what I did (And avoided what would have probably been a modkill if I had answered that question differently.) Actually, it was Schadd_ who stopped me from continuing with that, so I don't know.
Anyways the fact that your slot started the normal/not-normal debacle and you haven't been as engaged as I like to see is why you are null, the fact you are trying to keep this game on track is why it is town.

Almost Chara: Null
I don't know about you. I've played with Almost50 before but I can't remember off the top of my head how his meta compares.
Not very much content, no serious scum reads that I can see... I don't know if this is town or scum, but it does sound like you will be doing something soon.

Aristophanes: Scum
Okay, honestly I get the feeling you are buddying Deadline Delivery. There's not really much to this read. I just really do not like some of the ways you have been posting.

Chickadee: Town
Your reads are really good. Also not much to this read either.

Prism: Null
It makes too much sense for you to be opposite Schadd_/Deadline Delivery's posting restriction. Why go back on it? I don't have a good feeling that you are town, but I don't know for sure if that is because you are scum.

Deadline Delivery: Town
I have to admit this is just because I think the posting restriction is town-locked. Well, not just that. I also really like your posts in general

Chimchar: Null
Nothing really to read here. Hoping you do get to posting.

Piggygal15: Null
Well, first of all, two of my scum-reads are voting you. But that could be bussing.
I also see you posting content but it is honestly somewhat difficult to extract from the rest of your posts.

Socrates: Scum
To start with:
41 felt like it was trying to get schadd_ mislynched.
105 read to me like "Yeah, because you'll be the one pulling the trigger."
While the 'you trying to signal your scum-buddies' argument wasn't great, your response to it was just as bad.
236 is more trying to get schadd_ mislynched, and additionally trying to pull Prism in if things don't work out.
238 would be a good explanation if everything else about this didn't scream 'you are scum'
346 Moving to Prism. Was that so you could get off of the schadd_ wagon before it flipped?
497 Well, you're just poking everyone, aren't you?
One of the things I find most interesting is that while you were clearly suspicious of schadd_ you moved your vote off and didn't put it back on.

Leonshade: Town
Again, I think the posting restrictions, specifically if they are recurring, are town.

So, there is definitely a scum in my null-reads. I don't know who it is though, or how many.

[Aristophanes]

Wtf Schadd just died!?

Holy shit!

[Aristophanes]

But omg that Bah post <3

[Socrates]

I never voted schadd nor voiced any suspicion of him in any way.

Poking is a scumtell?

What?

[Socrates]

But omg that Bah post <3

Ari, give me a reason to townread you.

[Aristophanes]

But omg that Bah post <3

Ari, give me a reason to townread you.

Lol it happens in time

I just saw this stuff and like, wtf!
Means post restrictions are legit this game!
I had thought they were a town indicator, and was doubting that until this moment. Any serious post restriction claims are prolly town though. To auto-kill a scum member seems unbalanced in general.

I think you and DD are town. I forget most of my other reads and am behinds, so I really wanna catch up on this before I make solid reads.

[Aristophanes]

Cool. DD is town.

VOTE: Aristophanes

Lol this was obvious already
Thanks for coming around!

Why the vote on me? Pressure?

[Socrates]

I was hoping to Betelgeuse you, but simply appearing isn't enough to appease me.

Also I'm waiting on Nacho to give some guidance here. He seemed to have you on lock-down based on our last encounter.

[Aristophanes]

I was hoping to Betelgeuse you, but simply appearing isn't enough to appease me.

Also I'm waiting on Nacho to give some guidance here. He seemed to have you on lock-down based on our last encounter.

Coolio, lemme know how that goes for you

[Socrates]

Don't let him know, but it will heavily inform my read of him, too.