Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery (Game over, Town win!)

[Majiffy]

Nacho is gonna be taking over for Vegito for a good while.

My bedroom is completely covered in CDs in a decision I may or may not have consciously made to start ripping my near-$10K CD collection to flac
And while I'm there I'm also going to try to reorganize

Oh and also other things that are also going on in my life way beyond my choice.

So don't expect to see me until at least Monday or Tuesday.

[Prism]

Errrr... this is awkward.

My role PM says "Jesus of Nazareth" and not "Jesus Christ". I checked with the mod during the night and apparently Jesus of Nazareth is allowed to hammer and Jesus Christ isn't...

There's nothing else I can say. Got screwed by the mod I guess.

You explicitly laid out the rules of your vote here, including that your vote followed the same rule, and even giving different reasoning behind why you can't hammer anyone but yourself:

My first vote follows the same rules as my second vote though, so I can't hammer other players, only myself (I like being a martyr apparently)

You'll have to excuse me not really buying this one.

I'd buy 100 Belisariuses in a heartbeat, though.

[Shadoweh]

Secondly I did not quickhammer Piggy. The deadline was there and we needed a lynch. That is not a quickhammer...

Okay, more seriously though, you can't hammer someone to secure a lynch if you don't think you can hammer people.
"I thought my role didn't let me hammer! And even if it did let me hammer, I did a good thing in hammering (opposing wagon to myself.)"

[Chimchar]

Piggy was getting lynched regardless of me participating.

Well that is the bastard element of my role I guess? It implied I could not hammer but the difference between the two votes wasn't mentioned in my role PM.

My role PM does say Jesus Christ cannot hammer so...

Sigh... I really don't know what to say that makes this any better.

[Belisarius]

Official Vote Count 2.01

(L-2)

Chimchar: (3)

Shadoweh, Aristophanes, Almost Chara

Vegito: (1)

Jesus Christ

Not Voting:

Prism, Chimchar, Rautherdir, Socrates, Vegito, Leonshade

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline:

(expired on 2017-06-28 15:30:00)

Mod Notes:

None

[Rautherdir]

Huh. Weird. Did anyone roleblock me?

[Aristophanes]

Piggy was getting lynched regardless of me participating.

Well that is the bastard element of my role I guess? It implied I could not hammer but the difference between the two votes wasn't mentioned in my role PM.

My role PM does say Jesus Christ cannot hammer so...

Sigh... I really don't know what to say that makes this any better.

You could just admit you're scum and selfvote

[Aristophanes]

Huh. Weird. Did anyone roleblock me?

Why do people do this. What ever is the point!?

[Rautherdir]

Huh. Weird. Did anyone roleblock me?

Why do people do this. What ever is the point!?

I don't know, maybe I'm just genuinely curious if someone roleblocked me?

[Aristophanes]

Huh. Weird. Did anyone roleblock me?

Why do people do this. What ever is the point!?

I don't know, maybe I'm just genuinely curious if someone roleblocked me?

But it begs the question: Why would you assume you were roleblocked!?

Which I hate asking because I know where this has to be going. So out with it already!

[Rautherdir]

Because someone hasn't said a thing that I thought they would say.

[Shadoweh]

We all took turns roleblocking you

[Leonshade]

Chim is caught scum and no buddy is going to be stupid enough to defend him. I think Socrates and Nacho are the only ones who haven't checked in yet. I somehow have 90 posts in this game.

[Rautherdir]

I think Chim is town.

[Leonshade]

It doesn't feel like I've had 90 posts in this game, but I looked at my ISO and what do you know, there they are.

P-edit: Huh.

[Leonshade]

In case it's not clear, my "huh" was a social cue for you to explain your hot take.

[Rautherdir]

I believe his claim, that's all.

[Chimchar]

Well, with the second vote thing I'm going to be a liability anyway, so I should definitely not live until lylo. All I can ask if you keep me a little longer because I still think I'm a powerful role and want to make the most out of it.

I know how it looks and I won't blame you for still lynching me. Not much else to add I guess?

[Shadoweh]

Do you have aids or something, Rauth?

[Socrates]

I received a gift in the mail last night. How exciting.

Honestly, I was really hoping to get Nk'ed so I wouldn't have to deal with potentially walking face-first into mislynch city. On the one hand, fakeclaiming an inability to hammer is a very clever strategy for dead-in-the-water scum for squeezing one quick mislynch out, and the Aids stuff makes sense as an attempt to draw a counterclaim (and then it turned out to be piggy, the person being lynched anyway). On the other hand, I

was

going to say that lying about being able to hammer is exactly the kind of bastardry I would expect out of that incompetent fuckwad mod Belisarius, but then Chimchar goes and explains things in a way that makes it totally on him for making that error.

Sheesh.

Me being a strong townread of Almost makes a lot of sense for cross-game reasons that I can't get into.

I think Chim is town.

I believe his claim, that's all.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[Rautherdir]

VOTE: Socrates

[Almost Chara]

VOTE: Socrates

[Shadoweh]

If I was to switch from voting Chimchar I would expect him to do more then roll over and slowly roast in the sun like he's doing.
I do like the scent of shenanigans I'm seeing though.

[Socrates]

VOTE: Socrates

Was I not supposed to receive this gift?

[Rautherdir]

Wait were you the one who got AIDS?