Micro 748: Over

[Porkens]

acidporkens

assemblerotws
Firebringer
Radical Rat
Vaxkiller
GuiltyLion
Srceenplay

UC Voyager

[Porkens]

acidporkens

Assemblerotws (-1)
Firebringer (-1)
Vaxkiller (-1)
Srceenplay (-1)
GuiltyLion (-1)
Radical Rat (-1)
UC Voyager (+1)

[Porkens]

acidporkens

UC Voyager (+1)

Vaxkiller (=)
GuiltyLion (=)
Radical Rat (=)

Assemblerotws (-1)
Firebringer (-1)
Srceenplay (-1)

[Porkens]

acidporkens

Vaxkiller (=)
GuiltyLion (=)
Radical Rat (=)

Assemblerotws (-1)
Firebringer (-1)
Srceenplay (-1)
UC Voyager (-2)

[Porkens]

acidporkens

UC Voyager (+3)

Vaxkiller
GuiltyLion
Radical Rat

Assemblerotws
Firebringer
Srceenplay

[Porkens]

acidporkens

Vaxkiller (+2)
UC Voyager

GuiltyLion
Radical Rat

Assemblerotws
Firebringer
Srceenplay

[Porkens]

dont let UC win again.

vote: Fire Bringer

[Porkens]

You shouldn't have posted in our thread. We told you not to.

[Porkens]

Come on we need points. We will help someone else next round.

[Porkens]

VC

Invalid command

[Porkens]

this is my last post until the vc on this page is edited in

i request that votes i place in the hydra thread be counted itg

but NOT votes porkens posts in the hydra thread

oh it was updated already

oops

uhhh. This is obviously town, friends. We are lyncher, we want points. You scratch our back we scratch yours. There are gunna be more rounds. Let’s catch up.

[Porkens]

Also I agree to whatever acid asks for.

[Porkens]

Forever and ever, in the game.

[Porkens]

We are one.

[Porkens]

WE ARE ONE!

[Porkens]

vote: nolynch

[Porkens]

Everyone gets +1 if we nl

[Porkens]

I cant take this anymore

SUICIDE BOMG: SELF

Also town.

[Porkens]

I cant take this anymore

SUICIDE BOMG: SELF

Invalid command

Still very town.

[Porkens]

My vote doesn’t change.

But you control our vote.

I agree to this.

[Porkens]

PLease. I cant take this hydra argument!

WERENT YOU THE ONE TALKING ABOUT THE BLURB/?

[Porkens]

U scum again, bro?

[Porkens]

Do you want to argue with me? Go.

[Porkens]

THERE ARE NO SCUM!!!!!ONLY LYNCHER< SURVIVOR< AND JESTER = me

So shouldn’t we no lynch?

[Porkens]

I mean, I like you all and I think this is a cool game.

So let’s keep playin. But we are having what might be the funniest fucking setup I’ve ever played. This is a mafia game of mafia games. So we could score points on each other to “get points”, or we could stop being pricks to each other and end the game peacefully. We could keep “playing” in the “spectator” thread. This just ends with the first scum teams victory, even though we were trying to kill them. Like, why do we have to hunt each other down?

[Porkens]

Please stop trying to kill me.

summon: friends

[Porkens]

Do survivors win with town?

[Porkens]

Do lynchers win with town? Is that how it works? @mod?

[Porkens]

Then the game is already over.

[Porkens]

All of a sudden, I’m an idiot.

[Porkens]

dude.

there should be laws against games like these. this is super fun

I don’t understand this, I’m sorry. Could you rephrase?

[Porkens]

I like the mod tho

[Porkens]

So the lynchers can win with the survivors against the jesters.

[Porkens]

Or lynchers can win with the jesters.

Ok, who is on which team?

[Porkens]

But survivors can’t win with jesters.

It’s survivors v jesters and an independent lyncher.

[Porkens]

Lynchers

[Porkens]

So really, we just need to find the other lyncher, acid

[Porkens]

Or maybe we are the only one

[Porkens]

wqit then there are 4 more players.

[Porkens]

What’s the spread?

[Porkens]

porkens they have wincons listed

survivors win if we lynch a survivor who isn't them

lynchers win if they lynch their target firebringer

jesters win if they get lynched

Do you think all jesters are on the same team though?

[Porkens]

Only 1 jester can win

[Porkens]

So the jesters should be vying to get lynched.
The survivors should be vying for the other to get lynched.
Lynchers should be lynching their target.

And then the lynchers become two sides.

So now it’s like this:

Win With: acidpig and X
Or
Win with: nobody else.

[Porkens]

So the town has to decide which lyncher to win with. And we get to decide who gets points. But the other lyncher has to become our professor moriarte

[Porkens]

Fuck it, can we help firebringer win? YES WE CAN how do we do that fire?

[Porkens]

Oh

[Porkens]

Well lol sorry. I retract all that spew, obv

[Porkens]

I don’t care I win regardless.

[Porkens]

Dunno, what is it?

[Porkens]

.......im a survivor.......so i would actually rrather not be lynched.

here is what im assumming

survivor
Firbringer
UC Voyager
Screenplay
VaxKiller

Lyncher
AcidPorkens

Jester
Radical Rat

7ou would want the other survivor lynched. So...I think you are screwed unless you can talk the jesters into just grieving us.

Or, the other lyncher is targeting your survivor fellow. Or there are a bunch of survivors.

[Porkens]

So yer lyncher?

[Porkens]

Maybe fire really is a survivor.

[Porkens]

he's not self-voting.

[Porkens]

so i doubt he is really jester.

[Porkens]

So vax is lyncher, Voyager is jester?

So survivors don't win if vax lynches voyager.

[Porkens]

I want to lynch firebringer because firebringer is my lyncher target. If he is jester, he gets to win, too. If he is survivor, then all the other survivors get to win with me. If he is lyncher, no one else wins but me.

I don't agree with a multi-round grief effort on fire.

[Porkens]

So Fire, what are you really?

[Porkens]

I mean, unless i misunderstand how to actually win this setup? I see no real benefit to killing fire over and over unless it actually keeps helping us.

[Porkens]

but if he is survivor then we will get all the votes.

[Porkens]

if he's jester, why isn't he self-voting?

[Porkens]

You will now be competing individually, your roles will change regularly from here on out, fulfil your win condition to win a point, first to five points wins. All townies who were on Firebringer's wagon and Firebringer himself must pay a fuckwit toll of one point. As scum

UCVoyager

and

assemblerotws

have the ability to play a

Joker

for any one round during the game, if they lose that round, they lose a point, but if they win,
they gain two points

Points Summary

acidPorkens -1
assemblerotws 0
Firebringer -1
Radical Rat 0
Vaxkiller -1
UC Voyager 0
GuiltyLion 0
Srceenplay -1

OK so, I think survivors should claim and figure out who gets points.

[Porkens]

Nobody wins if we lynch a lyncher. Unless that lyncher is another lynchers target.

[Porkens]

VOTE: Vaxkiller

I'm assuming Assembler isn't playing against his wincon, so he must not be jester.

so Assembler are you survivor or lyncher?

[Porkens]

Bump. Survivors, dogpile.

[Porkens]

Vac and uc shouldn't be allowed to win together again.

[Porkens]

Ok, any survivors who lynch fire with us today get backscratches tomorrow.

[Porkens]

Voyager, same offer.

[Porkens]

Huh?

[Porkens]

Ok, anyone else wanna claim or not or?

[Porkens]

Porkens is jester faking a lyncher claim

VOTE: Porkens

so you want me to win?

[Porkens]

Yes

Aw, thanks. Sadly, I really am a lyncher on you

[Porkens]

So, there isn’t a great deal left to talk about, is there?

[Porkens]

Lots of back scratches being earned itt

[Porkens]

vote: ic voyager

Backs scratched.

[Porkens]

@Screenplay and @Acidporkens

If we lynched you today, who would you shoot

I’d shoot uc

[Porkens]

I read the previous games listed on the wiki. Lynch me, I know who to shoot

vote: acidpheonix

[Porkens]

I already told you who it was

[Porkens]

Sweet.

@mod: can I shoot someone in the other game?

[Porkens]

Well look...it’s says we can’t

vote

in the other game but.........

[Porkens]

So it seems to me like the ideal play here is to just lynch the best player.
If they're scum, we lynch scum, and if they're town they ought to make a decent shot

That's what I said!

[Porkens]

I knew I could count on you lion.

My strategy is good for town, other group. If you are town, volunteer to be lynched. If you are scum...sorry

[Porkens]

unvote: acidmafia

[Porkens]

For a troll game I am kind of disappointed this is like some weird point game.
This feels more mish mash than mafia

I think you may be feeding the troll.

You can vote the mod, you know.

[Porkens]

I mean I'm having a lot of fun. Is it because you friendss are all losing that you are sour?

[Porkens]

I can't tell who scum is.

[Porkens]

I just can't tell.

[Porkens]

I can't help either of you this round. I will prioritize helping both of you as best I can tomorrow. Somebody win.

[Porkens]

By special apologies to you.

[Porkens]

But especially to you

[Porkens]

Butt, especially to ...

[Porkens]

Yes, screenplay you get love too

[Porkens]

Salty

[Porkens]

No, don’t. Let’s force replace the lurkers.

[Porkens]

looks good

[Porkens]

why do you want to impeach the mod?

[Porkens]

I mean, Rat did say "would"

[Porkens]

Oh please, explain how that was a defense of mafia?

[Porkens]

You are trying to bring context into his statement that hat he doesn’t even attempt to address.

What statement?

[Porkens]

Of course he doesn’t know.
He made a busy post to look like he was doing something. Fucked up scum slipped. Then admits his mistake sarcastically.
At the stage of the game it’s acceptable for him to self vote.
/ff

looks good.

[Porkens]

Busted

[Porkens]

And YOU'RE trying to distance yourself from the idea of me being right.

Really makes you think, huh?

This is very quotable.

[Porkens]

There you are <3

[Porkens]

Rad rat, I think your rad rat avatar is a pretty rad rad rat.

Sorry, mine

oops

[Porkens]

Now I want a whole thread of Cheetory pigs

[Porkens]

I want to shoot two scum

vote: porkens

[Porkens]

Sounds like a scum gambit where your partners come in and pretend to bus you.
VOTE: porkins

[Porkens]

Smart rat. Big brain on rat.

[Porkens]

Vote for the mod if you don't like it.

[Porkens]

How long is this game going to keep going? I am bored

Im having fun, what would excite you out of curiosity?

This is a much nice way to say what I was trying to convey.

[Porkens]

skip

[Porkens]

You should shoot the person with the most points.

[Porkens]

huh? shoot the one with most points

[Porkens]

Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhh play the game yall

[Porkens]

Don't tease me

You can tease me tho

[Porkens]

Really? Fire, dont do that

[Porkens]

Unnecessary

[Porkens]

Nice. I believe you

[Porkens]

May I have the gun please?

[Porkens]

If ic wants to be shot, you should

[Porkens]

Wait I haft a check points.

[Porkens]

Since you asked 8c,

shoot uc

[Porkens]

Box 1: Porkens, gl, assmbler
Box 2: rr
Box 3: ucv
Box 4: screenplay
Box 5: whemestar and vaxkiller
Box 6: NOBODY

[Porkens]

Nice.

[Porkens]

Box 1: Porkens, gl, assmbler
Box 2: rr
Box 3: ucv
Box 4: screenplay
Box 5: whemestar and vaxkiller
Box 6: NOBODY

This gives everyone with 1 point a chance to catch up., and does not play favorites with those of is tied at 3 points. Ive already mod box 1 and ill not switch my box.

The rest is up to you.

[Porkens]

I completely missed the fact that there was no box 5. Yeah so

Box 1: Porkens, gl, assmbler
Box 2: rr
Box 3: ucv
Box 4: screenplay
Box 6: whemestar and vaxkiller

[Porkens]

Amen

[Porkens]

Me too.

[Porkens]

it should just fire

[Porkens]

Well, thanks y'all!

[Porkens]

Here we go!

[Porkens]

Coooooool

[Porkens]

gas

[Porkens]

To the
Metal

[Porkens]

Ting

[Porkens]

thr

[Porkens]

FOR WHAT I AM IS THE LONGEST, THICKEST SLICE OF POR YOU HAVE EVER SEEEEEEEN

CIAO
BON DIA
TUDO BEM?
TA.
VICA CON DEUS

[Porkens]

Ba chomp ba Cherie Cherie chomp

[Porkens]

Bo Bo Bo Bo slow

[Porkens]

GUYS

[Porkens]

Kabooooooooooooom

[Porkens]

So blow up already jeeze

[Porkens]

Just out the clues, they are probably all right

[Porkens]

Don’t lie nobody is having fun watching this.

[Porkens]

please just blow them all up.

[Porkens]

That ssounds like a decent plan to me!

[Porkens]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Porkens]

Tables have tables

[Porkens]

Assembler

[Porkens]

I have received a bomb!

jk.

[Porkens]

nice. nice.

[Porkens]

My clue says uc s bomb is going to explode this turn

[Porkens]

Hot

[Porkens]

I think all the bombs may explode next turn.

[Porkens]

Acid, you are on bomb dudty.

[Porkens]

whemestars bomb is gunna explode this turn

[Porkens]

Who is still a viable pass to targeted?

[Porkens]

I'll keep the one I have.

[Porkens]

The last bomb will go off this round

[Porkens]

Do we know which bomb blows up next?

[Porkens]

ah rats

[Porkens]

@mod replace me

[Porkens]

Ggs