TBD Mafia 2 [game over]

[chesskid3]

o u voted llama right

[chesskid3]

ok well

list of people who have had the screen hammer and not taken it:

Not_mafia
snarky
screenplay himself
Vecna

[SnarkySnowman]

i stck to gut

[SnarkySnowman]

that scn twn

[chesskid3]

ya im not saying its good or bad

just documenting

[drealmerz7]

this is REALLY

REALLY

REALLY

not that difficult

[SnarkySnowman]

what ur plan

[SnarkySnowman]

what is easy

[drealmerz7]

deducing that srceenplay is scum

[SnarkySnowman]

how, why

[SnarkySnowman]

what i miss

[drealmerz7]

how am I supposed to know what you aren't paying attnetion to?

go back and read the game if you need to

[SnarkySnowman]

i read

[SnarkySnowman]

what u see

[SnarkySnowman]

that i dont

[xyzzy]

votecount 4.05

3 players voting for Srceenplay (chesskid3, Llamarble, Chickadee)
2 players voting for Llamarble (Not_Mafia, SnarkySnowman)
1 player voting for drealmerz7(Srceenplay)

1 player not voting (Vecna)

with 7 votes, it takes 4 to lynch.

day 4 will end in (expired on 2017-11-14 23:00:00).

[Srceenplay]

VOTE: Llamarble

[chesskid3]

Unvote

Vote: Llamamarble

I'm ok with this too

[xyzzy]

after a long, long period of deliberation, the town finally comes to a plan. the plan is perfect and completely foolproof, and there's absolutely no way it can fail, and everyone is completely confident that it will result in absolute victory.

the plan is this: they'll kill Llamarble, and then see what happens from there.

you see, they started to realize something was up with the way that Llamarble seemed to have entirely replaced someone else earlier. like, that doesn't make any sense, right???? how would you even do that? how would a person have the function of replacing another person from, like, a teleological perspective? that sounds fake as hell, and it's proof that Llamarble is actually evil and must be destroyed. an abberation. a thing that should not be.

"now, hold on," Llamarble says to all of this. "it's certainly true that I am part of the evil group that has been plotting the town's downfall this whole time, but that's totally unrelated to the fact that I replaced someone! I was literally a neutral party before that point in time, so you can't judge me for that."

"but didn't you just say aloud that you are evil?" someone replies. "like, you said it just now out loud in front of all of us."

"aw beans" Llamarble says, lamenting this crucial error.

votecount 4.06

4 players voting for Llamarble (Not_Mafia, SnarkySnowman, Srceenplay, chesskid3)
2 players voting for Srceenplay (Llamarble, Chickadee)

1 player not voting (Vecna)

with 7 votes, it takes 4 to lynch.

day 4 has ended.

Llamarble

"scrum me hard, Keith!" mafia 1-shot busdriving 1-shot jailkeeper backup*9 day 3 vigilante

you win the game when no one who opposes the mafia is alive, or when nothing can prevent this.

you're a member of the "scrum me hard, Keith!" mafia, along with [...]

you have the following 1-shot action: you can target any two players at night, and any actions performed on either of them will be redirected to the other one that night.

you have the following 1-shot action: you can target a player at night, and that player will not be able to perform any actions and will also be immune to all night actions that night.

your faction also has access to a kill each night. you may freely use your kill along with any other powers that you have access to.

if the day 3 vigilante, the backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante, and the backup backup backup backup backup backup backup backup day 3 vigilante die, you will become the day 3 vigilante.

"hey, everyone," randomidget says, walking into the town. "I heard someone say something about beans just now???"

"yeah," someone replies. "Llamarble said 'aw beans' just before we killed him for being evil."

"well that's a funny coincidence," randomidget says, "because I couldn't find Echo Bay Grits anywhere. I couldn't even find their website or look them up on Google Maps! it was horseshit. but I got these beans because I was hungry, but I haven't eaten them yet. they're a little expired, but sometimes that's just a thing that happens when you can't find the food you really want to eat. anyway yeah I'm back so feel free to, like, hang out and shit."

randomidget is alive.

[xyzzy]

night 4 will end in (expired on 2017-11-07 18:45:00).

[xyzzy]

after a long night's rest, you all wake up and decide to have an impromptu discussion of your childhood memories. there's the time one of you accidentally learned French, and the time one of you was implicated in a serious crime for which you were later exonerated. and who could forget the time one of you played an extra on an episode of the hit American situational comedy

Friends

? that was a classic. but the best story that any of you have is the time you... huh. that's weird. you're definitely sure there was an anecdote about accidentally eating an entire bowl of very hot chilis and having to go to the emergency room on Arbor Day.

suddenly you all realize that the Arbor Day emergency story was definitely one that someone told you all, and that the person who told you that definitely isn't here anymore. what sort of adventure did that zany, wacky person get into this time, you all wonder. well, you quickly learn what kind of adventure it was: it was the kind where you're dead.

"I think we should do a quick headcount to see who else is missing," is what drealmerz7 would say if it weren't for the fact that he is the one who is dead, which is disappointing, because he got interrupted partway through his story, which was transitioning into a segment about a hot dog eating contest, and you were all on the edges of your seats waiting to hear the rest of it, except for whomever interrupted him, who you figure is probably responsible for his death.

drealmerz7

"scrum me hard, Keith!" mafia backup encryptor day 1 post restricted

you win the game when no one who opposes the mafia is alive, or when nothing can prevent this.

you're a member of the "scrum me hard, Keith!" mafia along with [???]

if the mafia encryptor dies, you will become the mafia encryptor. your faction can openly communicate during the day as long as there is a living mafia encryptor.

you must choose one of the following posting restrictions for each post you make in this game during day 1: either post in a Shakespeare-esque manner, or post with images that are made in Microsoft Paint (or a similar application if you don't have access to MS Paint). note that either way your votes should be formatted completely normally.

your faction also has access to a kill each night. you may freely use your kill along with any other powers that you have access to.

votecount 5.01

7 players not voting (chesskid3, Chickadee, Not_Mafia, randomidget, SnarkySnowman, Srceenplay, Vecna)

with 7 votes, it takes 4 to lynch.

day 5 will end in (expired on 2017-11-21 20:15:00).

mod note: I remembered to correctly apply DST ending to this countdown on the first try!

[Not_Mafia]

I got a guilty on Vecna

[chesskid3]

lul

[chesskid3]

that has to be it for scum right

[chesskid3]

now we just have the Sk left