Identity

[Aristophanes]

I'll /in for both!

Do I PM KittyMo with my answers to be a stranger or what?

[Aristophanes]

I was just thinking a few hours ago about inviting you specifically to play this, oddly enough. Glad to see you! Please do PM me Identities as you think of them.

What are the chances!
I'll get right on it!!

Thanks KittyMo!

[Aristophanes]

I know where my guesses would go. Thus I have faith in you, DRK!

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes, these messages have to be yours

I think I had, like, 5 at one point

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes, KittyMo, piegirln

How did the cigarette fiasco take place?

Absolutely!
So I used to work across from this convenience store called "The Smoke Shop". Really clever name, eh?
Well, I was in charge of running our lottery, so I went there each Friday to buy the tickets for the shop. This one time I went there, they had just gotten some new brand in and they were low key giving out samples from a pack to try getting people onto it. Probably had a large profit margin or something. Anyway, being a regular, they offered one to me, and I was like Seriously? I mean, for one thing, is that even legal? And for another, I'm too young!
I mean, in their defense it's only a year difference between being able to gamble and being able to buy smokes, but like, they really weren't thinking!

d3f3nd3r, Aristophanes, piegirln

Could you give me a detailed rundown on the d&d characters? Please include name, classes, and any information that made them unique.

You bet!

I started out with Euthymios. He was a Half-Elf Ranger and the character I played longest. He was alright, and I had a lot of fun playing him, despite him getting the nickname "UrineThermos" because my friends are dicks When I missed one of our sessions they decided to punish me by having him turned by a Windego. I was one of the main antagonists in that session, and ended up having a few cool abilities, like a one shot superspeed thing, but couldn't eat meat and had to take supplements in order to get proper nutrients. He was killed by a Shadow Dragon, saving another party member in the process.

Enter Clint Bjornstadt, the Halfling Thief. He was super fun to play because he had this crazy ability that made his Slight of Hand and Investigation rolls a +18! I'd check out everything and just pocket shit because fuck the rest of the group! Plus, I was an intern with our adventuring guild, so they only paid me 5% of the profits from each mission! Unfortunately I always pocketed the important items that were actually plot devices, so they always caught me. Being the intern, they always sent me in first, and my DM never let me disengage traps even though I should have been able to destroy them all! So I ended up falling into a sewer system filled with zombies. I figured I'd distract them with a flask of Brain juice I had gotten before (that's a story for another time) so I opened it up and threw it! Unfortunately, I fumbled it and got the juice like 5 feet away from me distracting only 1 zombie while simultaneously getting the attention of the 10 that were in the next room. I was quickly overwhelmed and they carried me away, ripping me to shreds.

The third one was Cadmus, Son of Glaucus! (Human) He was probably the most short lived Paladin ever! Like seriously. In the 2 sessions he lasted, he was beaten by basically everything he came across, including a bear, Dracula (who turned him, making him his bitch), another bear, and finally a chimera. He was badly poisoned and the cure was too far away to save him, so as his final act he turned into a bat and carried another party member out of harm's way. This allowed her to safely get to the next town and continue on, else the chimera would have ended her as well.

[Aristophanes]

You're on a roll now! Well done Ani!

[Aristophanes]

I'm ready (to suck)!

I just read your last round. Hope you have better luck!!!

[Aristophanes]

Postie has not survived being shot in the face.

RIP Postie!

[Aristophanes]

Do I seem like the medical type?
I think I'm more nerdy than people expect! Lol

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes, please tell me about your reaction to finding out that the dresser was cardboard and what you ended up doing with it.

Hahaha Oh that thing!

Well, I got it from my work, Canadian Tire, and honestly should have caught on when it was so light, but I really didn't think about it. I needed a dresser because I had recently moved out of student housing and had been using one left behind by the last guy. I figured that since it wasn't mine to begin with, I couldn't very well claim it when I moved. So anyway, I took this thing out of the box and...it was made of fucking box! I actually cut into the side of it without thinking because I figured there had to be proper wood in there somewhere! But nope!

So, I assembled it anyway because there's no way I was going to go back to work with it and show how much of a dumbass I was to all my coworkers! I kept it for about a year before I found an actual dresser on the side of the road and carried it home. The old one I offered to my sister, but she didn't want it, so I recycled it.

[Aristophanes]

Well I've got a 50/50 shot and I want to save my help for the other group if I can...

Aristophanes enjoys airplane flights

As much as I'm fine with flying and think it is a technological wonder, I'd be more inclined to nap on a plane. Nice try though!

[Aristophanes]

This is the only good use of questions.

[Aristophanes]

Fantastic!
I'll read through these asap and see what I can do about it

[Aristophanes]

Alrighty, so it seems to be the running theory that splitting the identities is the best way to begin unless one stands out as obvious.

Since none of them do, let's

use the Split Identity!

I'd like to put the following into their own list:
Satanic Easter, Sporcle Capitals, Guitar Hero Playlist, Early All Nighter, #4 Addict, and Ace Attorney Cosplay.

Why these ones? Because I said so

[Aristophanes]

I'm going to start things off with a guess!

Equinox cosplayed as an Ace Attorney character

[Aristophanes]

Well! That was a good start :S

[Aristophanes]

Al's, so I'm fairly certain DRK came from another Mafia site, so I'm going to say

DRK was #4 Mafia Addict

@laladucks and @implosion: What are your favourite genres of music and why?

(I hope this question is legal...)

[Aristophanes]

Inb4 I don't make a single correct guess

At least I'll have a friend to call soon!

[Aristophanes]

I thought I'd done something here recently! So sorry everyone!!!!

[Aristophanes]

Gonna try

Implosion was Guitar Hero guy

[Aristophanes]

Wooohoo!

[Aristophanes]

Don't worry group 2, I'll get to you guys soon! <3

I'm gonna toss out a guess that

DRK had the Satanic Easter

And ask

Equinox why they would pull an all nighter so early? (hopefully including what class it was for)

[Aristophanes]

Satan doesn't need to pull any shenanigans to get me to listen to him, but a reasonable guess anyway!

wait what do you mean that's not what satanic metal is???

I am, however, highly offended that you thought I was a mafia addict

Damn!
That one made a lot of sense to me!

I meant no offense with the Mafia guess!
It was just a hunch I had for no good reason.

[Aristophanes]

Was Lala the Mafia Addict?

I think I remember her saying she was big on another site before...

DEL options are limited...

DRK for Sporcle

Intellectual, curious mind I say.

[Aristophanes]

You left off the bottom two rows in the second group, Kitty.

Let's just assume I got them correct...

I'm gonna phone Cheetory6 if it's down!
Keely can save me!!!!
<3

[Aristophanes]

Was Lala the Mafia Addict?

I think I remember her saying she was big on another site before...

i never said such a thing

in fact this is the only mafia site i've used

In that case, my memory sucks! XD

I require Keely-san!

[Aristophanes]

You are the greatest my friend! <3

I'm

Locking in Both of Keely's answers!

[Aristophanes]

XD XD XD

Don't worry Keely, I still love you!

I wasn't doing much better anyway!

[Aristophanes]

Also, I may have to take back my promise to grouping 2...

I don't have enough guesses left to get to you!

So sorry <3

[Aristophanes]

I love this GIF so much!

I don't even have siblings rip

Lol
I should have just read everyone's GTKAS when this started!
Would that be considered studying or cheating?

(I'm not gonna do it, I'm just kinda curious)

[Aristophanes]

KittyMo, you or Equinox have to be the Mafia Addict.

I'm going to

guess Kitty

If not, FML

[Aristophanes]

After this I'm using up my lifelines.

[Aristophanes]

FML

[Aristophanes]

Would that be considered studying or cheating?

Studying. We all did.

I really should have obviously!
I thought about it before this started but totally forgot until now! At this point there's no point to it

2,253 games of Mafia later, I was still addicted enough to join a forum dedicated to Mafia. That was silly.

Silly, yet wonderful!
I never wee you play though! Did you shake the addiction?
(Not a "Question," I'm just curious)

[Aristophanes]

Also, I love that Kitty just gave up on the points chart

2 matches remaining eh?

Okay!
Let's

Tridentity Sporcle

I have a friend who did this also.

Can I ask people my questions as well?
They have been underused this game.

[Aristophanes]

Oh right! Lol

let's do it on

Cosplay

[Aristophanes]

Let's Double Dip on Kitty and Vi

[Aristophanes]

Lol 8 questions left and, what, 3 right answers total? XD XD

I'll take some guesses after I ask the questions!

Next time through I'll study for sure!

[Aristophanes]

I know I'm guessing

Vi for Satanic Easter

nd

Lala for Sporcle

This leaves all 8 questions for poor group 2!

[Aristophanes]

Questions!!!

Racefan12, when was the last time you successfully ran 200 meters in a minute?

Piegirln and Vijarada, how were you convinced, as a 3 year old, to go through a car window to retrieve the keys?

D3f3nd3r and StrangeCougar, tell me about your sibling and their child, which they bore when you were of the age of 9.

D3f3nd3r, also why are you so proud of your Kingdom of Loathing Scarecrow (whatever the heck that means)?

Shadoweh, what the heck did you do for the crazy amount of time you were waiting for your flight!?

Let's finish this with...

StrangeCougar, something something Touhou game community....
Uhh....
What kind of meme formed of the dodging? Were people mimicking it or was it in picture form or what?

I don't know what to ask about that identity, so I won't.

StrangeCougar, also tell me about your escapades regarding the delayed flight please!
(Not in question form, but see the relevant question above )

[Aristophanes]

Those are correct

Woohooo!!!
I just need double the guesses to get through the playerlist XD XD

And if it makes you feel any better, most of the people that privately messaged me informal guesses about that half of the split weren't any more accurate than you and your phoned friend :b

Hahaha
Good to know I had a tough round!

[Aristophanes]

It was me It was a p last minute thing. I was Pearl Fey. Figuring out the hair was fun!

omg this is not at all what I was expecting from that identity
in fact it is much better

What were you expecting?

people who point

Aristophanes - if you're feeling down about this, a few days ago I posted a song that's good for channeling your frustrations and drowning out your sorrow.

Hahaha!
This would have been helpful, like, a week ago when I was guessing the Satanic Metalhead
It's not bad actually! Not what I normally listen to, but what a fun song!

Lala for Sporcle

!

yeah i got bored after about a month of doing pretty much nothing and someone had introduced me to sporcle that year and a bunch of questions in general knowledge quizzes were country capitals and such, so i was like THIS IS GONNA BE USEFUL and just played the capitals of countries quizzes a bunch of times til i remembered them all

I don't know all the capitals, but I can get through most of this song with ease!

[Aristophanes]

Racefan12, when was the last time you successfully ran 200 meters in a minute?

About a year ago. Running sucks.

That's okay, so do my questions

[Aristophanes]

I b drunk somehow. I'll button this up tomorrow!

Thanks for sticking around ever!
<3 You all!

[Aristophanes]

Whoops!

Terrible guesses incoming!

[Aristophanes]

Pie for the Car Window - i find the idea if the kid solving the situation hilarious!
Cougar can be the uncle - seems legit
Shadow I'll give the Delayed Flight - why not really!

Racefan - I'll say you were the Touhou one
Vija - Gets the Scarecrow
Which means
D3f3nd3r - must take the mi it's for a 200m run!

Sorry this was so late. I'm bad with deadlines guys!

[Aristophanes]

Cougar can be the uncle - seems legit

I am

Your story just didnt seem like you could make it up!

I'm doing better postgame than I did in game! Hahaha

[Aristophanes]

I'm surprised you'd match the identity about a super-intensive JP game to anyone who isn't me.

I still don't even know what this means

[Aristophanes]

I'm doing better postgame than I did in game! Hahaha

I take this back

[Aristophanes]

Nope. Don't have

ANY

Taylor Swift album, if I remember my iTunes playlist right, nor do I have anything on vinyl.

I am disappoint!

T. Swift is BAE! <3

[Aristophanes]

I kind of thought Taylor was more Ari but vinyl was more SC.

I'm actually kinda surprised SC had no vinyl!

[Aristophanes]

FA has had the pregnancy scares.

well Realeo's 18 and I'm like 90% sure he's the language dude so i'll double dip on SC and aristo.

Realeo for pregnancy scares?
if correct CC for Taylor swift.

This was the one that ate up all your guesses, eh!

What made you think there was no was it could be CC, and that the rest of us were more likely?

Also, I have a Taylor Swift calendar as well as all the music

[Aristophanes]

I kind of thought Taylor was more Ari but vinyl was more SC.

I'm actually kinda surprised SC had no vinyl!

How old do you think I am? xD

(In your defense, the idea to get some has existed in the past, though.)

It's not an age thing

I actually thought you were a couple years younger than me, but apparently were about the same age! It just seemed to make sense that you would have some is all! Personality thing I suppose.

[Aristophanes]

Bump

[Aristophanes]

ep

you could've won

I don't think so...

Numerically he's a few off from a perfect win due to the first couple turns.

He's doing a great job though! Go EP Go! =D

[Aristophanes]

aristophanes you're using the wrong definition of WINNING

In that case I am confused and will need enlightenment!

Also, I just had a flashback to Charlie Sheen because of this...
#BiWinning #TigerBlood #AdonisDNA

[Aristophanes]

Aristo -> Idol

Sorry, not gonna use questions.

Absolutely!

This was back in 2008! It was pretty cool

Fun fact, round 3 is the actual televised one!! :O

[Aristophanes]

McMemester get in herr

[Aristophanes]

QUESTION!

Aristophanes
Did you ever have any trouble with the snow trips?

Absolutely!
Have you ever tried to use a scooter in the snow? The tires are so small they have no clearance, and when you get to any ice patches the nylon has zero grip!
There were many times I had to follow the tire tracks that cars had cut out on the road! Luckily I went to school early enough that I rarely had to fight the traffic when I did this.

I wish I had a story of a specific snow related incident, but I can't think of one that stands out.

[Aristophanes]

I meant one of these actually!



But it absolutely was me XD

I'd fold it up and carry it around on my shoulder/stick it in my locker when I got to school and I thought it was pretty cool!
(It probably wasn't)

[Aristophanes]

I... think it is, to be honest. Although I've been told multiple times that I should get other peoples' advice on what's actually cool before I say anything.

You and me both, Vi XD

[Aristophanes]

I'll do it! Let's start up top.

Aristophanes, care to tell us about your escapades on Etsy?

Absolutely!

I love all the cool shit you find on Etsy and I love supporting the artists on it! The elephant t-shirt is super cool! It has a picture of an elephant sitting in a psychiatrists office and a caption "I'm standing right there but nobody ever talks about me..." and I just thought it was so perfect! It only came in ladies sizes but I'm small, so I ordered it forgetting that the sleeve holes for women's shirts are super weirdly cut! So I had to give it to my sister

Masquerade masks are hard to make (I've made one before, my mom currently has it in somewhere in her place). I had a masquerade murder mystery party coming up though and she couldn't find it, so I ordered a new one and it's hella fly!

The hair clips were mostly for my sister. There's this sweet Eeveelution set that I couldn't resist getting her for her birthday and she loved them! I did get a couple of Jupiter ones for myself in case I ever need them, to match a stone Jupiter necklace I got off Etsy a while back (I got Cassini orbiting it in silver and it is amazing!)

The crow etching goes well with my decor, and I didn't notice it had an extra leg when I ordered it. Nobody notices unless I point it out, luckily, but when I do it's a nice conversation piece!

[Aristophanes]

a stone Jupiter necklace I got off Etsy a while back (I got Cassini orbiting it in silver and it is amazing!)

Sorry Ani, but the above is the only truth in that! <3

Edit - this was true too, actually

Masquerade masks are hard to make (I've made one before, my mom currently has it in somewhere in her place).

Sorry I led you astray!

[Aristophanes]

Poor Ani!

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes, Mina - Can you explain how you called emergency on your watch at work?

Ive got a Samsung GearFit 2 and I love it! I downloaded an extra skin for it and it is so helpful! Sometimes it actuvates when I get a message though, and I accidentally click on things when I don't mean to!

So I was slugging winter tires that had just came in and the inside of my work glove started doing things on my watch face! I accidentally clicked a bunch of numbers into the calculator, texted my mom a bunch of jibberish, and activated the 911 distress feature of the app!

So the police responded and we figured it was for the bums or constant theft or something but they said they got a call and traced the location. We sent them away when we were unable to fifure out who had called, but got a strict warning that it is illigal and blah blah blah. I didnt realize it was me until I checked my call logs a week later! XD

[Aristophanes]

Lol get a screen lock, Ducks! XD

[Aristophanes]

Welp

[Aristophanes]

/in to guess I suppose

[Aristophanes]

Aristo and Shadoweh, same question regarding roleplaying game.

Sure!

So, as I've mentioned before, Ive died a lit in D&D. Like, too many damned times! So I got to play a goid mank races, classes, and get to have fun with the different characters I play as.

I've only finished one 20 level campaign, written by my coworker/DM (hes the bastard that kills me all the time!) And in it I played a Halfling Gunslinger, a Human Surgeon (we really needed a healer), and a Half-Orc Chef (for the hilarity)!

[Aristophanes]

Btw, that pizza was 100% worth it