Mini 1965: Spongebobo Squarepants Mafiaoso [Game Over]

[Yarrrgami]

I be thinkin' that the matey who be putting together them rotws not be scurvy after all, though I be doubly retainin' suspicion of the bee feller.

I be thinkin' the dragon who be makin' the googly eyes at me be uprightly, as that vote be a very weak backstabbin' were he in league with the scurvy diamond feller. I likewise be thinkin' that the matey with the guitar case full o' musketry be upright and true for the suddenness with which he be makin' shark-food o' the sunny diamond (which will sadly be givin' them some mighty rough indigestion).

I was sailing me private skiff to someone in the moonlight, btw, though I'll not be disclosin' me piratical plans at this time. That the mermaid with the barnacles that she should have been goin' to the mergynocologist for be sent to davy jones's locker is an int'restin' puzzle.

[Yarrrgami]

Actually, I be ok with the bee feller, though I maintain that he is very unlikely to be a bee as claimed.

[Yarrrgami]

The thar be no cartoony spoon creature and the debt repayin' feller be creatures o' interest.

[Yarrrgami]

The parsimonious explanation for the mermaid to be sleepin' with the fishes is that the seapiggy who she be suspectin' is indeed a scurvy scallywag, and the seapiggy then disappeared (pobably takin' the nonsensical feller with him), with the expectation that a day of distraction would cause people to be forgettin' what the mermaid was sayin'.

[Cephrir]

I wonder if everyone else is putting in the effort to decipher piratespeak.

I'm less worried about mr. bee today, but not because of anything he posted.

would love to see a lot more content from anime dude, assembly worker and lion-man.

[Animetrix]

Why would we be mass claiming today? We clearly just lynched mafia, I don't think we are in dire situations.

[Yarrrgami]

I be reversin' course on the lovey-dovey dragon; I be thinkin' his attempts to seduce me be possibly ill-motivated.

[Yarrrgami]

he and the debt repayin' feller be me persons of interest.

What be ye learnin' last night, dragon? Be ye makin' eyes at me, but spending the night courtin' someone else?

[Cephrir]

I don't think it's worth outing. Should I die, it will be possible to guess what I did anyway, when I say that it was investigative and particularly non-incriminating.

[Cephrir]

This apparently-a-dragon just wants to be loved.

[Yarrrgami]

I be talkin' about this one:

[Yarrrgami]

Ye be the hakuna-matata land-piggy, I've decided.

[Yarrrgami]

Hakuna Matata, for those who not be aware, be words in the ancient pirate tongue. It means no worries, for the rest of ye days. It be a problem-free, philosiphizin'-like thing. Hakuna matata.

[Cephrir]

Oh man I need to work harder on my pirate speak.

[Yarrrgami]

Also, whilst perusin' me tome of piratical knowledge, I be discoverin' that thar be no dragon after all, but rather some kind o' pocket snake monster. Close enough, I says.

[Cephrir]

Here I was being all against claiming and then I went and softed rather hard due to thinking my lighter one had been too obvious and was caught. X_X

[Yarrrgami]

Didn't realize that the snakey-pretendin'-to-be-dragon already claimed all proper-like. I suspect that he confirmed me theory that the bee boy be not a bee at all.

VOTE: The feller who be repayin' his debts all proper-like, but is probably scurvy-ridden anyway

[Yarrrgami]

By the by, the name o' me deckhand duties does not indicate whether or not I be a scurvy scallywag, though it very easily could have been. That the cap'n gave me that partic'lar title be a bit suspicious, and maybe implies that the snakey-dragon be an upright matey, if the titles that the cap'n gave to some of the others on this vessel be similarly non-informative.

[Cephrir]

Mine is probably not alignment indicative but pretty role indicative.

[Yarrrgami]

Alright mateys, listen up!

I be wantin' every hand on this ship to be answerin' a simple question with an Aye or a Nay:

Does the title of yer deckhand duties indicate whether or not ye be and upright and true matey?

There be no excuse for not answerin'.

[hebichan]

No it doesn't, nor did my result on bboy.

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

VOTE: The feller who be repayin' his debts all proper-like, but is probably scurvy-ridden anyway

who the deuce is this


ohhh Lannister ok nevermind carry on

[MafiaKid ScumPants]

Prodding A Simple Plan, assemblerotws, and Desperado

[Animetrix]

Not sure who to vote here.

[TywinL]

I think massclaiming is a good idea and I can tell you why once we are done. It kinda relates to the theory I had on Day 1.