In post 4755, Dusa wrote:
I know Datisi likes fanfic but does Datisi know that shipping two real people is cringe
for my 15th birthday i got a fanfic that two of my friends wrote about me and some randomass dude from our class. in the fanfic i went full yandere mode, killed the entirety of our class (including the other dude that everyone shipper the randomass dude with) and ended up with randomass dude in the end. i fucking loved it
for one of those friends's 15th birthday (or 16th? who knows) me and the other friend wrote a fanfic of our highschool being turned into a dictatorship by our history professor who then decided to make our class compete in a hunger games-sytle battle royale. the friend for whom that fanfic was ended up placing 2nd, killed by the dude that we shipped him (in a sort of homoerotic scene) with who ended up winning and becoming the dictator's right hand
for the winner's 17th birthday, me and the dude for whom the last fanfic was for made a fanfic that we then turned into a visual novel with 10 different endings. one of the endings featured the two aforementioned guys (that we were shipping together) ending up kind of together but then killing themselves to escape the ship. there was also one short ship scene between the main villain of the VN and one of his minions (our ex-classmate and our current classmate)
for my... 18th? birthday, the three friends mentioned here got together and filmed a short romantic??? video between the two guys we shipped, and edited it and set it over the lana del ray song brooklyn baby as my birthday present
needless to say... no. i don't know that.
I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”
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