Organic Chemistry [GAME OVER]

Majiffy · Post Post #45 (isolation #0) » Mon May 19, 2014 6:45 am

In post 24, pirate mollie wrote:why were you taking a shower in the middle of the day

thinking big bird is town but I also think he is lying cos of set up which I didn't read at all.

Not everyone's middle-of-the-day is the middle of the day, missy!

In post 38, Guilty Gunsmith wrote: Hey Mollie lets not get caught up in reading each other over how many reach
arounds
outs we're willing to give each other, 'k? Cause that seems to be working poorly for us in general. I already don't know how I feel about this little ? of yours. I mean there isnt anything to get. There are 4 inventor's and a backup inventor (of ??? alignment). There might be other PRs.

All neighborize actions are to be POLICY LYNCHED upon claim. Please see Baby Seal Mafia for reference.

Someone run me down on where all this is coming from because reading OPs is for noobs.

VOTE: Doduo
Policy lynches are alive and well.

Majiffy · Post Post #49 (isolation #1) » Mon May 19, 2014 6:49 am

Yeah and annoying post restrictions like this need to be lynched. And then mods promptly bitched the fuck out post-game for making post restrictions like this.

And if it isn't a real post restriction, then he's scum faking it.

So there's no reason not to lynch the shit out of it.

p-edit invasion.

Majiffy · Post Post #53 (isolation #2) » Mon May 19, 2014 6:52 am

Majiffy · Post Post #61 (isolation #3) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:00 am

In post 55, Lying Cat wrote:
In post 49, Majiffy wrote:And then mods promptly bitched the fuck out post-game for making post restrictions like this.
It doesn't fit the flavor, so don't blame anti. Birds do dumb things.

Then why aren't you lynching it?

Majiffy · Post Post #66 (isolation #4) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:03 am

In post 62, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Doduo doesn't have a post restriction and Im shocked that Majiffy even remotely entertained that they do.

I expect better from you.

I don't see a vote attached with this post.

Lynch Doduo.

Majiffy · Post Post #68 (isolation #5) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:04 am

In post 65, Lying Cat wrote:I'm typing with one hand

Majiffy · Post Post #72 (isolation #6) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:08 am

Dear people that are posting.

Needs more Doduo lynch.

Majiffy · Post Post #79 (isolation #7) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:14 am

In post 74, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 67, Titus wrote:Drunk guy who can only squawk or quack totally fits flavor as alcohol is an organic compand... at least according to my role PM.
Yes Im totally sure that Marquis going about his general schtick of posting the words squack and quack over and over in this game has special relevance to this game despite it just being his thing.

try again?

I have never seen Marquis troll a game like this.

Majiffy · Post Post #101 (isolation #8) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:29 am

In post 93, ZZZX wrote:But there is no scum motive behind it. I expect you see it deeper than this. I actually town read him for that play.

Drink up!

Making yourself unreadable or otherwise bogging the thread down with unintelligible/near-unintelligible coded posts is anti-town at best.

My vote doesn't move until one of us is dead, or Doduo stops being an asshat.

Majiffy · Post Post #104 (isolation #9) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:30 am

In post 100, Titus wrote: Also, D has tried to find scum. Look at the translation. He wanted to know whether or not to take your daycop seriously. That indicates a townish mindset.

There was nothing fucking townish about that question in any way shape or form.

Majiffy · Post Post #127 (isolation #10) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:52 am

In post 123, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:FTR my current read on Doduo is town and faking their SI.

Then they need to stop faking immediately.

Majiffy · Post Post #130 (isolation #11) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:53 am

Like the fact that there is a player I cannot read without putting 30 minutes worth of effort into every post takes this game from fun to inane bullshit not worth a blink of the eye.

Majiffy · Post Post #133 (isolation #12) » Mon May 19, 2014 7:55 am

Doduo if this is a real post restriction you need to properly communicate that via your little image words thing.

If it is fake, you need to stop immediately.

Next post.

Majiffy · Post Post #138 (isolation #13) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:09 am

Can someone explain to me why we're not policy lynching the fuck out of Doduo?

Majiffy · Post Post #140 (isolation #14) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:12 am

Then most people here are retarded.

Majiffy · Post Post #141 (isolation #15) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:12 am

And they disappeared as soon as I asked them to explain themselves. I'm going to qualify that as a scumclaim.

Majiffy · Post Post #144 (isolation #16) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:17 am

Ok so lynch on Doduo and vig on Wicked thanks.

Majiffy · Post Post #150 (isolation #17) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:38 am

VOTE: Wicked

Until Doduo makes another shining example of shitposting.

Majiffy · Post Post #152 (isolation #18) » Mon May 19, 2014 8:43 am

You underestimate notty's adherence to the upkeep of a facade.

Majiffy · Post Post #203 (isolation #19) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:24 am

In post 158, pirate mollie wrote:I hate posts like that.

like literally HATE them.

I make posts like that all of the time and am continuously disappointed with myself when I make them. it makes the whole game a drag.

you are not a newb. at least I am guessing you are not.

eta: wat did wicked post I didn't even read it lol

Who/What Post is this directed to?

In post 164, MTD wrote:From skimming, I agree D is faking a PR, which is stupid, but I hate policy lynches.
Wicked really does look bad.

Anyone want to give me a TL;DR of what I missed?

That's roughly about it.

In post 166, mastin2 wrote:
Claim: Masons with Majiffy
, who is a bodyguard-mason, and will be protecting me each night most likely. Just thought I'd let you know.

Yeah but if you piss me off I might just say fuckit.

In post 170, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Also I counterclaim Masons with Majiffy. Majiffy is a Gunsmith-Mason and will be investigating you tonight.

I am polymasonous. Please respect my rolestyle decision.

In post 181, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 179, MTD wrote:Also, I said that You really do look bad, not that you look really bad -.-
OK, who will vig this tonight if I gift you a Vig-shot? Taking applications ASAP. Cat is still the lynch today.

Can you gift me two so I can shoot Doduo after? If yes, then yes!

Mostly so I can shoot Doduo.

In post 195, Lying Cat wrote:Man, that burger was super yummy.

Good troll.

In post 199, mastin2 wrote:
Vote: Majiffy
.

You haven't even quoted a post of mine. Where the fuck is your head at?

Majiffy · Post Post #206 (isolation #20) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:29 am

In post 205, mastin2 wrote:
In post 203, Majiffy wrote:
In post 199, mastin2 wrote:
Vote: Majiffy
.
You haven't even quoted a post of mine. Where the fuck is your head at?
I'd quote posts of yours I agree with.

That there aren't any is a large contributing factor in my vote.

What's your position on the DoduoTrollPostRestrictionFakingThing that NoOneWillEverBeAbleToReadBecauseTroll and WeReallyShouldn'tAllowToClutterTheThreadNorGetAnywhereNearLYLO?

Majiffy · Post Post #214 (isolation #21) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:43 am

In post 210, mastin2 wrote:
In post 206, Majiffy wrote:What's your position on the DoduoTrollPostRestrictionFakingThing that NoOneWillEverBeAbleToReadBecauseTroll and WeReallyShouldn'tAllowToClutterTheThreadNorGetAnywhereNearLYLO?
The slot's town to the nth degree. Lynching them will never be on the table.

Explain to me where you got that read.

And before you give me that bullshit about "No scum would do this PR shit", tell me if you think NS and Marquis are neither ONEOF{ballsy/stupid} enough nor {experienced/knowledgable} enough to pull a massive WIFOM gambit for the purposes of looking town.

Majiffy · Post Post #219 (isolation #22) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:50 am

Can someone/anyone explain this neighborizer and whatever the other thing was bit that everyone was talking about and then stopped talking about and never answered my question regarding?

Majiffy · Post Post #220 (isolation #23) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:50 am

In post 218, mastin2 wrote:
Come on, give reasons for the Majiffy vote. I dont see anything particularly egregious from Majiffy so far.
How about the fact that Majiffy's sole content is pushing a policy lynch, when there's other things to be talked about. And if he were town, I'd expect us to synch up on some things and he's done nothing of the sort.

GIVE ME A VALID REASON FOR THE READ ON DODUO GODDAMNIT

Majiffy · Post Post #223 (isolation #24) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:54 am

Lighthearted, whimsical and annoying is not fucking town goddamnit.

You know what it is? It's a fucking Disney movie.

HOW ABOUT YOU DO SOME REAL SCUMHUNTING INSTEAD OF PULLING READS OUT YOUR ASS.

Majiffy · Post Post #225 (isolation #25) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:54 am

SHOW ME POSTS. QUOTES. TELL ME WHY THE POSTS BY DODUO ARE TOWN-MOTIVATED.

YOU CANNOT DO THIS

DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN'T. THEY ARE EXPLICITLY NULL AT BEST.

AT

BEST

Majiffy · Post Post #226 (isolation #26) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:55 am

In post 224, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 219, Majiffy wrote:Can someone/anyone explain this neighborizer and whatever the other thing was bit that everyone was talking about and then stopped talking about and never answered my question regarding?
I am policy lynching anyone who claims to have neighborized anyone else. End of discussion.

100% serious.

Yeah but I just don't get it and you're not the only one to bring up a position like this.

Majiffy · Post Post #229 (isolation #27) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:56 am

Anyway I'm off to drink gratuitously so you go ahead and try to find something you can stretch into a vaguely-townish-looking-thing from the squawkquack ISO and use that as some kind of shield to hide behind before I come with the full fury of hell, Mastin.

Toodles!

Majiffy · Post Post #231 (isolation #28) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:57 am

In post 227, mastin2 wrote:Thing about it is, though, that they look obvtown anyway in spite of (or perhaps partially because of) the faked PR, meaning that point doesn't really hold to me.

I am going to choke the shit out of you because you are obviously not reading my posts.

Fuck off, come back tomorrow and re-read the game. Slowly.

Majiffy · Post Post #232 (isolation #29) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:58 am

In post 230, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 226, Majiffy wrote:Yeah but I just don't get it and you're not the only one to bring up a position like this.
Do you solemnly swear that you are town? I can show you the world.

I was going to say yes at the question but then I saw the sentence after and my brain just broke out into song.

But yes, I'm town as shit.

Majiffy · Post Post #233 (isolation #30) » Mon May 19, 2014 11:59 am

Now goddamnit I need to take a shower before my ride gets here.

Majiffy · Post Post #327 (isolation #31) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:28 am

There is simply way too many scumbutts in this game. We need like 3 vigs to cut through the shit.

Also ms are you part of the speedy saki hydra? Go switch accounts this is getting rediculous.

Majiffy · Post Post #331 (isolation #32) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:31 am

In post 329, Speedy Saki wrote:yeah im partt of the speedy saki hydra but we have no avatar and it is ugly

Let me tell you exactly how zero fucks I give.

Majiffy · Post Post #333 (isolation #33) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:32 am

In post 328, ZZZX wrote: P-Edit: Would you love to explain? Who are your current scum-reads?

stand by.

Majiffy · Post Post #335 (isolation #34) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:32 am

In post 332, ZZZX wrote:
In post 329, Speedy Saki wrote:yeah im partt of the speedy saki hydra but we have no avatar and it is ugly
Get one then. Anyway Answer my questions damn it.

P-edit: Instead of this speech care to tell me your reads so far Majiffy?

Hold yer fuckin panties im on my goddamn phone.

Majiffy · Post Post #339 (isolation #35) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:35 am

Mastin doduo and wicked to start. There are a number of players that should be shouting town at me like perp lying and guilty but I still dont have a solid read on and probably wont till I flip the 3 aforementioned.

Majiffy · Post Post #344 (isolation #36) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:42 am

Ss hydra not read. Doduo scumread in much the same way As self voter is a pl but a scumread simultaneously.

Majiffy · Post Post #346 (isolation #37) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:45 am

She isnt bothering to read my posts. She avoids direct questions in favor of half assed deflected answers. This is looking a lot likd her l4d game.

Majiffy · Post Post #355 (isolation #38) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:52 am

In post 348, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 346, Majiffy wrote:She isnt bothering to read my posts. She avoids direct questions in favor of half assed deflected answers. This is looking a lot likd her l4d game.

but... in the l4d game you were scum...?

I fail to see how that makes a difference.

Majiffy · Post Post #357 (isolation #39) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:54 am

In post 350, Speedy Saki wrote:obviously a scum vs scum would act differently from a scum vs town, wouldn't that not be?

why would you feel that the same read applies here? (assuming you are town and you don't fool me again)

also good performance in that l4d btw that was an ass scumteam

Its her trajectory. Shes playing a "gotcha" game so when she flips scum town cant read for associatives.

Majiffy · Post Post #358 (isolation #40) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:54 am

In post 352, vezokpiraka wrote:I don't know.
Ms usually makes himself obv town.

Also let mastin off today. We go after him tomorrow.

Inb4 mollie head before ass argument

Majiffy · Post Post #360 (isolation #41) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:56 am

In post 356, ZZZX wrote:
In post 355, Majiffy wrote:
In post 348, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 346, Majiffy wrote:She isnt bothering to read my posts. She avoids direct questions in favor of half assed deflected answers. This is looking a lot likd her l4d game.
I have no idea what yours trying to ask. Try google translate -> english.

but... in the l4d game you were scum...?
I fail to see how that makes a difference.
Is this post redirected at mastin (The deflecting answers part)

Majiffy · Post Post #362 (isolation #42) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:57 am

Oh apparently my response ended up in the middle

Majiffy · Post Post #363 (isolation #43) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:57 am

Can you calm your tiities I can barely do one post at a fucking time here.

Majiffy · Post Post #367 (isolation #44) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:00 am

In post 359, Speedy Saki wrote: have you seen instances when mastin has played this way as town either? could it be a not-alignment-indicative?

doesnt make sense as town play except for meta svoidance and shed rather change her play than subvert as town

Majiffy · Post Post #368 (isolation #45) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:00 am

In post 366, Speedy Saki wrote:do you feel anal majiffy cause zzzx is gonna analize you

i find this ridiculously funny sorry

Hot

Majiffy · Post Post #369 (isolation #46) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:01 am

In post 361, ZZZX wrote:
P-edit: Can you answer that then?

I cant answer questions I dont see.

Majiffy · Post Post #373 (isolation #47) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:05 am

In post 370, Speedy Saki wrote:is mastina or titus easier to read for you?

Im gonna have to go with mastin because we think really similarly. Like I wouldnt be surprised if this whole ploy was entirely for her amusement to see if I figure out the ploy.

Majiffy · Post Post #375 (isolation #48) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:06 am

In post 372, Speedy Saki wrote:and can you give a read on titus (if any)

upon iso she has posted a suprisingly lot of posts

i thought she hasnt posted yet

Always scumread titus so unlikely.

Majiffy · Post Post #378 (isolation #49) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:07 am

In post 374, Titus wrote:
In post 370, Speedy Saki wrote:is mastina or titus easier to read for you?
Despite me being totally transparent, no one reads me well.

Despite the window being open nothing can get through it

Majiffy · Post Post #381 (isolation #50) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:08 am

Mollie probably. Shes looking like her town self but she hasnt gotten paranoid on me yet and its been a whopping 24 hrs so who knows.

Majiffy · Post Post #383 (isolation #51) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:09 am

Well we just had a disastrous tvt in another game so

Majiffy · Post Post #391 (isolation #52) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:13 am

In post 385, Speedy Saki wrote:@ majiffy

if you were in my position would you rather be in mastin townbloc or titus townbloc? obviously the correct answer is both, but if you could choose only 1, which would you pick?

neither. Id make my own. Joining townblocs is dumb

Majiffy · Post Post #415 (isolation #53) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:23 am

In post 402, Perpetual Nonsense wrote: Jiffy you're usually very very vocal which I like, but here you're almost completely reactionary without initiative. What is up with that huh? Like you did not come in to this game firing out of this gate and that worries me.

you must be reading the wrong game.

Majiffy · Post Post #420 (isolation #54) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:26 am

Sakitown

Majiffy · Post Post #427 (isolation #55) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:31 am

In post 423, Saki wrote:
In post 420, Majiffy wrote:Sakitown
you have my attention.

but why?

- Saki

Playful attitude.

Majiffy · Post Post #444 (isolation #56) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:52 am

In post 429, Titus wrote:Jiffy, 408 read it.

That post was a big ball of wat.

In post 438, Titus wrote:MTD, my reads and Mastin's are astonishingly similar.

The nail that sealed the Mastin lynch lol

Majiffy · Post Post #445 (isolation #57) » Tue May 20, 2014 3:52 am

In post 441, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 427, Majiffy wrote:
In post 423, Saki wrote:
In post 420, Majiffy wrote:Sakitown
you have my attention.

but why?

- Saki
Playful attitude.
that constitutes a townread?

Yep.

Majiffy · Post Post #448 (isolation #58) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:13 am

Where's Zabiano Domingo Rodriguez? He hasn't posted yet.

Majiffy · Post Post #450 (isolation #59) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:20 am

Bipolarchemist
Doduo (notscience + Marquis)
Lying Cat (Jingle + sthar8)
Majiffy
ZZZX
Titus
vezokpiraka
mastin2
MTD
Guilty Gunsmith (Snork + AngryPidgeon)
Speedy Saki (Saki + Metal Sonic)
pirate mollie
PeregrineV
Perpetual Nonsense (Bert and SXTLHGaiden)
zabriel
Wickedestjr
beastcharizard

pirate mollie
PeregrineV
Perpetual Nonsense (Bert and SXTLHGaiden)
zabriel
Wickedestjr
beastcharizard

zabriel

Zabiano Domingo Rodriguez.

Majiffy · Post Post #453 (isolation #60) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:32 am

It's an inside joke.

Majiffy · Post Post #455 (isolation #61) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:39 am

I have no idea who the fuck Auntie Ethyl is.

Majiffy · Post Post #461 (isolation #62) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:48 am

Alcohol and karaoke seems to work pretty well for me.

@GG

Majiffy · Post Post #462 (isolation #63) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:49 am

In post 460, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 455, Majiffy wrote:I have no idea who the fuck Auntie Ethyl is.

Titus is softclaiming.

But I'm no chemistry wizard (relatively)

Ethyl reminds me of polyethylene or something

I groked that.

Ethyl is alcohol. Not necessarily the fun kind.

Majiffy · Post Post #465 (isolation #64) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:52 am

In post 463, Titus wrote:P-edit: Majiffy...

You have only yourself to blame.

Majiffy · Post Post #467 (isolation #65) » Tue May 20, 2014 4:59 am

You should vote Wicked.

Majiffy · Post Post #511 (isolation #66) » Tue May 20, 2014 9:46 am

In post 484, Antihero wrote:Did I cover everyone or do I need to start rumors about anyone else?

p.edit: AngryPidgeon likes to dress up as a clown and dance to Lady Gaga songs.[/color]

It's not a "rumor" if it's "public knowledge".

In post 485, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Also Im on antibiotics and not allowed to drink alcohol for a week.

Go party it up tonight. I drank on antibiotics about four years back and I didn't even feel a bit of sickness.

In post 488, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
Spoiler: MTD shit
snip

You're confbiasing.

In post 494, ZZZX wrote:
In post 492, Antihero wrote:
In post 491, ZZZX wrote:P.s I am not a hydra

I repeat
I am not a hydra

No, but you broke the rules by voting an individual hydra head.

But you must have missed that because all those farts you inhale are going to your head.
Daymn. I cant see it. Right Vi our current mod? (*Dizzy dance here*)

@mod If I vote you as a joke will I get mod wrath on my slot?

I really don't like this post.

I don't know why. I just can't get around it.

In post 500, Titus wrote:Lying Cat, how do you have Mollie as town?

Because she is pretty distinct in her town and scum play.

In post 501, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Titus, MTD, ZZZX scumteam. Wickeddestjr

No, No, Maybe, Yes.

In post 505, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:ISO'd ZZZX on request. He's scum.
Sthar
this is nothing like his town play from what I remember. There's no scum hunting. He's not even trying.

Snork I think you and I have the chemistry to be #bestbuddiesforevz

In post 506, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Doduo hasn't said jack shit worth reading. I'm really tempted to be a weeny and report every post for trolling. If you're not going to play the game, don't sign up. gawd
^would totally lynch and not even care one bit if they were town.

This exact thought process. I even spent 20 min looking through the site and game rules to figure out if there was a technicality I could push for a force replacement / modkill / etc.

Nothing personal to you, Marquis and NS. But your posts this game are fucking utter shit.

In post 506, Guilty Gunsmith wrote: I feel like the "I dunno what's goin on gaiz" routine from pirate mollie sounds kind of fake. I also don't really see where she's going with... anything. She can't "feel" mastin and AP is town. There's no comments on anything else really. :/ null, maybe nullscum.

Mollie will shine town if she's town.

In post 506, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Vezok is weird but cool. Cant figure him out just yet though. Will need a deeper look or meta insight from other trustworthy people. Leaning town at the moment but #totalgutread

I lean scum here, but I think I usually lean scum on Vezok.

In post 506, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:So wicked is the mislynch of choice imo. He posts his opinions and then explains why he thinks so and points it out. And it's not lame backwards logic either. Good stuff, so why is he the popular wagon? Dude is town.

Over-explaining. Awkward, rigid tonality. Not town.

In post 506, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:uh... zabriel? wtf ... I hate people like this.

He obvtowns as town and obvscums as scum. Lurking is his typical M.O. but he usually checks in by now.

Majiffy · Post Post #512 (isolation #67) » Tue May 20, 2014 9:48 am

I've been incredibly transparent, Mastin. Literally everything you say about me is either a misrep or flat-out wrong. A lot of it even looks like projection; you claim I'm keeping reads close to the chest and zero-info, I know not a single valid reason for one of your town reads. Not one.

Majiffy · Post Post #514 (isolation #68) » Tue May 20, 2014 9:55 am

No idea.

Majiffy · Post Post #542 (isolation #69) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:35 pm

In post 521, mastin2 wrote:
In post 511, Majiffy wrote:
In post 488, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
Spoiler: MTD shit
snip
You're confbiasing.
Though I agree, I disagree that this means MTD suspicion is invalid altogether.

Agreed.

In post 521, mastin2 wrote:Closest they have to shit-posting is their lack of stronger presence in-thread.

As I said. Not feeling the townz.
I normally feel the townz.

I have no idea what game you're reading but it's clearly not this one.

In post 521, mastin2 wrote:
In post 512, Majiffy wrote:I've been incredibly transparent, Mastin.
Then why do I know absolutely nothing about most of your reads?

Because you haven't been reading my posts, despite insisting that you are.

In post 521, mastin2 wrote:
I know not a single valid reason for one of your town reads. Not one.
Show the invalid ones, then. I've explained every read that people have asked me to explain.

I already have, and you still have failed to offer a valid reason for the Doduo townread.

Majiffy · Post Post #543 (isolation #70) » Tue May 20, 2014 2:40 pm

In post 532, mastin2 wrote:Oh, heck with it.

I know there's a wagon there already, but I feel like voting there anyway.

VOTE: MTD.

Thanks for confirming my scumread on you.

VOTE: Mastin

No way TownMastin gives up a push on ScumMajiffy she's sure about to push a meh scumread on MTD.

In post 533, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:I just logged over to call Mastin town. Then she goes and votes MTD. Now I can't call her town without people saying Im only doing it because shes voting my favorite pick for scum.

Stahp.

Read above.

Majiffy · Post Post #569 (isolation #71) » Tue May 20, 2014 5:24 pm

In post 567, vezokpiraka wrote:My mind is going to explode if I see more people posting about mastins thoughts. You can't outpredict her. You are literally digging a hole for yourself and you won't be able to get out.

You should probably vote her.

Majiffy · Post Post #617 (isolation #72) » Wed May 28, 2014 5:47 am

For users of Chrome having issues logging in; clear your cache.

Press Ctrl+Shift+Del when in your browser to open up the prompt.

Should work after that.

Majiffy · Post Post #618 (isolation #73) » Wed May 28, 2014 5:56 am

In post 589, Speedy Saki wrote:I hope we all enjoyed our lives without mafiascum

I relapsed into a serious binge of EpicMafia...

In post 601, pirate mollie wrote:do you remember what we talked about cos I don't lol

Why don't you just check your friggin ISO.

In post 602, mastin2 wrote:(Also,
VOTE: MTD.)

In post 604, pirate mollie wrote:on my spreadsheet I have him as town tho I just can't remember why.

"Why don't you just check my friggin ISO"

In post 613, vezokpiraka wrote:Yeah mastin's town.

No.

No she is

NOT.

Majiffy · Post Post #634 (isolation #74) » Wed May 28, 2014 8:42 am

In post 620, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Im not a player you can read with heuristics. Don't work on me.

You know what word I hate? Heuristics.

In post 632, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:We are going to discuss Gunsmith and Majiffy. BRB.

While you're at it, consider putting a vote on Mastin.

Unless you're already there, then that's cool too.

Majiffy · Post Post #635 (isolation #75) » Wed May 28, 2014 8:45 am

In post 633, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Are you an ENTP by chance?

I'm an INTP!

Majiffy · Post Post #646 (isolation #76) » Wed May 28, 2014 10:50 am

Goddamnit Mastin walls even when she isn't talking about mafia.

Majiffy · Post Post #655 (isolation #77) » Wed May 28, 2014 12:36 pm

In post 648, mastin2 wrote:It's basically mindset/tone and all that. Town players shrug it off, knowing it's not really anything. Scum players are dismissive of it as being ridiculous.

Is this a rock-solid tell, heck no. Is it an indicator, I think so.

"lol." looks a lot like "shrugging it off".

Majiffy · Post Post #656 (isolation #78) » Wed May 28, 2014 12:36 pm

In post 653, Doduo wrote:quack quack

this is me not wanting to read further past the last page if it's filled with more mastinwalls

Are you guys done with your shit fake PR?

Majiffy · Post Post #659 (isolation #79) » Wed May 28, 2014 1:36 pm

In post 658, pirate mollie wrote:unglue yourself from mastina for 5 minutes and tell me who you think is scum.

I don't remember much of the game and I don't see myself unclamping from Mastin until I can be confirmed to know Mastin's alignment.

Majiffy · Post Post #661 (isolation #80) » Wed May 28, 2014 1:45 pm

In post 660, pirate mollie wrote:this isn't cagey try-to-throw-a-buncha-meta/wifom-mastina

Go re-read.

Majiffy · Post Post #662 (isolation #81) » Wed May 28, 2014 1:46 pm

Seriously that's all she's been doing wrt me.

Majiffy · Post Post #663 (isolation #82) » Wed May 28, 2014 1:46 pm

And she's been doing that too with APslot and Catslot to butter them up. Probably you too but I don't remember.

Majiffy · Post Post #679 (isolation #83) » Thu May 29, 2014 6:06 am

In post 666, pirate mollie wrote:and I am telling you that mastina can do this as TOWN.

:colbert:

And most of my other reads have stagnated because week down. They'll come back as the game picks back up.

Saki why the flying fuck do you have Mastin as more town than me? And why is Mollie so low?

Check yoself before you wreck yoself.

Majiffy · Post Post #687 (isolation #84) » Thu May 29, 2014 11:47 am

white

k

ness

Majiffy · Post Post #689 (isolation #85) » Thu May 29, 2014 12:05 pm

Eh 684 is pretty par for Charmeleon.

Majiffy · Post Post #691 (isolation #86) » Thu May 29, 2014 12:18 pm

VOTE: LC

Majiffy · Post Post #694 (isolation #87) » Thu May 29, 2014 12:25 pm

In post 692, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:WTF Majiffy. That charizard post is scummy as hell and you know it.

Calling me scum for Snork talking about wanting to lynch someone who has posted once? he doesnt even call us scum. Zabriel is confirmed town when this clown flips scum btw.

Are you... huffing glue?

Majiffy · Post Post #770 (isolation #88) » Sat May 31, 2014 10:36 am

In post 707, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 679, Majiffy wrote:Saki why the flying fuck do you have Mastin as more town than me? And why is Mollie so low?

Check yoself before you wreck yoself.
das not me
pls spare me

- Saki

I'm referring to you by your name, not your individual heads. So get used to both of you being referred to as Saki.

In post 720, Doduo wrote:would anyone else like to talk

I'm still waiting for your slot to elaborate on why you decided to spam the early-game with a faked PR and then subsequently go MIA when I started firing in your direction.

In post 725, Speedy Saki wrote:Maybe I'm underestimating mastin, but if both of you were scum hypothetically again id want to get rid of you first before mastin cause (more scary)

I'm flattered, but you should be more afraid of Mastin. I fly by ear, she meticulously plots.

In post 733, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:i guess all i can say is these reads are polarizing, and i wont use the word gut, but some of it is based on subtleties that i dont think id ever be able to articulate.

also i think the conversations between mastin and majiffy were pretty damning. mastin was masquerading around to start the game, and his exaggerated level of certainty got some reactions. as a response/defense, majiffy did not put up a ridiculous fit and instead reactions were poor. also he hasnt painted anyone as scum yet... see that last vote on LC.

Are you tunneling Mastin if I flip town? Because otherwise your reads look like shit.

In post 736, BipolarChemist wrote:Okay total side note: Without Me by Eminem, that shit is my JAM. Know all the lyrics yeee.

Till I Collapse is better.

We should lynch LC.

Majiffy · Post Post #771 (isolation #89) » Sat May 31, 2014 10:37 am

In post 770, Majiffy wrote:
In post 707, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 679, Majiffy wrote:Saki why the flying fuck do you have Mastin as more town than me? And why is Mollie so low?

Check yoself before you wreck yoself.
das not me
pls spare me

- Saki
I'm referring to you by your name, not your individual heads. So get used to both of you being referred to as Saki.

Also I still want an answer.

Majiffy · Post Post #773 (isolation #90) » Sat May 31, 2014 10:59 am

Nothing in particular. ISO has a high noise-content ratio. Also defense of Doduo which given their recent play since returning has been meh at best.

Majiffy · Post Post #795 (isolation #91) » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:11 am

In post 780, Speedy Saki wrote:that was your answer majiffy

I was talking about the Mollie null read. She has provided more than enough to garner some sort of a read.

Majiffy · Post Post #798 (isolation #92) » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:24 am

In post 797, Doduo wrote:oh my god beast you are failing me here

You. Hey you.

Do something useful.

Majiffy · Post Post #815 (isolation #93) » Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:46 pm

Mastin are you finally ready to lynch the Doduo thing yet like I tried to 20 pages ago?

Majiffy · Post Post #848 (isolation #94) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:10 am

In post 819, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 795, Majiffy wrote:
In post 780, Speedy Saki wrote:that was your answer majiffy
I was talking about the Mollie null read. She has provided more than enough to garner some sort of a read.
not really, she has provided <40 posts, insufficient. most of them were pre-outage too so they weren't very alignment indicative imo.

as I said, I'll refresh readslist at page 40 when i have more info to go upon

???

Did the game re-roll after the outage and no one told me?

This is the biggest fucking bullshit dodge and you are officially on my deathlist.

In post 829, mastin2 wrote:
In post 815, Majiffy wrote:Mastin are you finally ready to lynch the Doduo thing yet like I tried to 20 pages ago?
Nope, not really.

Are you two scum together?

In post 840, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:what the heck is belly button lint, is it edible.

Do they not have clothes where you live? I don't understand how you can internet and not know what belly button lint is.

In post 840, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:so after mastin finished his fandango and came around on a townread on you,
you let go of your read on him.

Incorrect.

Majiffy · Post Post #849 (isolation #95) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:16 am

Scums
Doduo, LC, ZZZX, Mastin, Saki

Others
BPC, Titus, Vezok, MTD, GG, Pere, PN, Bulba, Wicked, BC

Mollie I have no town reads help sort the non-scums.

And no, we're not discussing my scum reads.

Majiffy · Post Post #854 (isolation #96) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:42 am

In post 850, ZZZX wrote:Your scum read sucks.

Mastin/Saki/Doduo/me are like confirmed town

Yeah, no.

Majiffy · Post Post #891 (isolation #97) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:31 am

VOTE: LC

Mastin continues to obvscum ITT but whatever be blind to it.

Majiffy · Post Post #900 (isolation #98) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:01 am

Take Mollie out of the lynchables.

Majiffy · Post Post #916 (isolation #99) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:27 pm

Because they're scummy as fuck.

Majiffy · Post Post #917 (isolation #100) » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:27 pm

In post 914, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 848, Majiffy wrote:Did the game re-roll after the outage and no one told me?
well, thats pretty ironic.

considering that I was #1 universal town-read pre-outage and now post-outage I'm magically scumread by a quarter of the game?

I even dropped like 7 places on mastina's reads list. stupid outage.

would anyone else feel slighted in my position? cause i feel pretty slighted right now.

It's funny because I wasn't townreading you and yet here you are whining to me.

You're looking a lot like frustrated caught scum.

Majiffy · Post Post #928 (isolation #101) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:25 am

In post 919, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 420, Majiffy wrote:Sakitown

Oh boy a gut read posted from my phone when I was drunk.

Excellent find, sir.

VOTE: Saki

Majiffy · Post Post #934 (isolation #102) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:55 am

In post 930, Speedy Saki wrote:as a result i am going to give a fuckall to your lame bickering with mastin

terribly disappointing

Cool story bro.

In post 931, mastin2 wrote:This Saki wagon is, quite bluntly, scum-driven.

Who are the scum driving it?

Majiffy · Post Post #935 (isolation #103) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:58 am

In post 921, Doduo wrote:i don't even care what majiffy is doing can we just lynch saki

UNVOTE:
VOTE: saki

~~quack~~

First vote on Saki.

In post 924, Doduo wrote:oh cool it's on this page lol

UNVOTE:
VOTE: bipolarchemist

bigger wagon

~~quack~~

Unvote.

In post 928, Majiffy wrote:
In post 919, Speedy Saki wrote:
In post 420, Majiffy wrote:Sakitown
Oh boy a gut read posted from my phone when I was drunk.

Excellent find, sir.

VOTE: Saki

Second (and only) vote on Saki.

So either you think Doduo is scum, I'm scum, both scum, or there's an invisible scum hand of god making this one-vote "wagon" go.

Mastin, Mastin, Mastin. This isn't Town-You.

Majiffy · Post Post #937 (isolation #104) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:25 am

That's ok I'm just going to call out the whole scum team and then when I flip town hopefully the rest of these dipshits follow my reads.

Majiffy · Post Post #938 (isolation #105) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:26 am

In fact my level of giveashit about this game has now reached such ridiculous levels of low that I would throw my support behind my own lynch.

Majiffy · Post Post #940 (isolation #106) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:55 am

We should ignore the obvious dangers in favor of tunneling blindly?

Majiffy · Post Post #941 (isolation #107) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:55 am

Because that's what I got out of that.

And then we get night killed.

Majiffy · Post Post #943 (isolation #108) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:06 am

She's posturing to fucking distract, she's goddamn scum fuck shit titty nipples cockmongler thundercunt argh

Majiffy · Post Post #944 (isolation #109) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:07 am

Doduo, Lying Cat, ZZZX, mastin2, Speedy Saki

All of these slots need to die.

Majiffy · Post Post #950 (isolation #110) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:59 am

No, you're not making sense. Mastin is too much of a calculated thinker as either alignment for this to be anything but a ploy. Which I've been saying SINCE THE START OF THE GAME.

This game is Mastin deliberately trying to subvert her scum meta because of all the players that she's familiar with.

Majiffy · Post Post #954 (isolation #111) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:25 am

In post 951, ZZZX wrote:
In post 944, Majiffy wrote:Doduo, Lying Cat, ZZZX, mastin2, Speedy Saki

All of these slots need to die.
You are home go drunk.

Went drunk yesterday probably won't go drunk today but am staying home.

In post 952, vezokpiraka wrote:@Majiffy: Are you sure you don't think you are a lyncher?
All of those last post make it seem like you just want to piss off everyone in the town.

Not my fault you're all idiots.

Majiffy · Post Post #957 (isolation #112) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:54 am

In post 955, mastin2 wrote:What. Calculated thinker as scum, HECK yeah. I'm the master plotter, the chessmaster, the puppeteer, of games, a master planner when mafia. Though my play by necessity will require spontaneity, that falls under the tactics of dayplay rather than the strategy of the game, meaning they're just the specifics OF the bigger picture stuff.

When has my townplay EVER been calculated thinking? Like, I'll cook up gambits, but those are often made on a whim, and while thought out in detail once I have them enter my mind, are far from calculated in that they are littered with errors and things that I didn't think would happen and things not going to plans and such because my town self doesn't have the pieces my scum self does. I'll try to plan winning strategies in the home stretch for towns, but I suck at it and while I'll initiate the effort, it's often others I let finish it 'cause I kinda suck at grasping the details.

My townplay is the antithesis of calculated.

Calculated insofar as you don't make this many dumb mistakes and poor plays in one day phase.

In post 955, mastin2 wrote:While it COULD be Duduo (in theory), well, I really didn't like your vote.

Coulda sworn there were more votes on Saki.

Like this fence-squatting bullshit.

In post 955, mastin2 wrote:
In post 947, PeregrineV wrote:Majiffy just got off the Lying Cat wagon, which you are on. Please explain "scum-driven".
You just succinctly said it better than I could. Hopping off the LC wagon, when the LC wagon isn't scumdriven and the sudden interest in lynching Saki seems to be distinctly scum-driven.

I was a motivating factor in that wagon even becoming viable.

So the fact that LC's isn't scum-driven and Saki's is... ?

Oh right, you're scum.

Majiffy · Post Post #958 (isolation #113) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:55 am

In post 956, vezokpiraka wrote:the outrage.

I

KNEW

it was about tosser's ban!

Majiffy · Post Post #959 (isolation #114) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:58 am

In post 765, Antihero wrote:Lying Cat - 1 (Majiffy)

In post 790, Antihero wrote:Lying Cat - 1 (Majiffy)

In post 901, Antihero wrote:Lying Cat - 4 (Majiffy, Guilty Gunsmith, mastin2, MTD)

Weep woop weep woop Mastin Bullshit Detected! Weep woop weep woop!

Majiffy · Post Post #960 (isolation #115) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:59 am

Apparently my alignment changed when I switched from LC to Saki.

But also Mastin was scumreading me when I was pushing the LC wagon that she jumped on.

But the LC wagon wasn't scum-driven.

And the one vote Saki wagon is.

And uh

Majiffy · Post Post #963 (isolation #116) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:09 am

In post 961, mastin2 wrote:
In post 957, Majiffy wrote:Calculated insofar as you don't make this many dumb mistakes and poor plays in one day phase.
Uh-huh. Sure I don't.

This is a scum response people.

In post 961, mastin2 wrote:
In post 955, mastin2 wrote:While it COULD be Duduo (in theory), well, I really didn't like your vote.
Like this fence-squatting bullshit.
There's no fence-sitting involved? Doduo's been a rock-solid townread of mine. The push on Saki placed a dent in Doduo, weakening the read slightly, to the point where while I still strongly believe Doduo to be town, I'm no longer absolutely sure of it.

I was talking about your back-and-forth on me. I'm scum when I'm disagreeing with you, but when you want my vote or cooperation you start treating me like town. It's scum play that betrays your lack of an honest inner narrative.

In post 961, mastin2 wrote:The only part you played in that wagon being viable is AP going, "Hey, Majiffy, you scumread LC, right?" and your vote having been there. (So saying you're a motivating factor in that wagon's viability is a MASSIVE exaggeration.) Yet you hopped off just as it was gaining steam, and...are still off. The wagon became viable, you hopping off of it reduces its viability. The players hopping onto it are clearly doing so with a town motive. The player who hopped off the wagon (i.e., you) hopped off...
...Why?

As I said. LC wagon towndriven, counterwagon scumdriven.

If I hadn't hopped on LC I doubt anyone would have had their attention drawn to the posts in question that made the wagon happen. And the wagon had been stagnating, I wasn't hopping off "as it was gaining steam".

Majiffy · Post Post #966 (isolation #117) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:11 am

In post 962, mastin2 wrote:Because what have you done to push LC's lynch other than having placed your vote down? Aside from maybe a one-liner about "Read LC's iso"? Where's the case, the push, the drive to lynch LC? Where's the strong cases being raised up? Things townJiffy does. Things even a scum Majiffy will do, but on town players. Things that you've done for some players...but not LC.

"Things Majiffy does as either alignment, shockingly missing! How scummy!"

In post 962, mastin2 wrote:and even made it into a counterwagon to LC.

Watch out for that one-vote counterwagon! Scary shit!

Majiffy · Post Post #967 (isolation #118) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:12 am

In post 964, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Ya so we aren't lynching mastin ever btw.

MASTIN IS FUCKING SCUM I CANNOT SAY IT ANY BIGGER OR BOLDER OR LOUDER

OR MORE UNDERLINED.

Jesus fuck!

Majiffy · Post Post #968 (isolation #119) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:13 am

You know when Mollie pegs me as scum really early in a game sometimes and I spend the rest of the game twisting her words and trying to smear mud on her until I get the chance to nightkill her?

THAT IS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE EXCEPT I AM THE MOLLIE AND MASTIN IS THE JIFFY

Majiffy · Post Post #970 (isolation #120) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:17 am

Fuck it I'm going on autolurker mode until I get killed.

Do whatever the hell you want.

Majiffy · Post Post #972 (isolation #121) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:19 am

quack

Majiffy · Post Post #978 (isolation #122) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:34 am

squawk more bullshit from mastin squawk

Majiffy · Post Post #979 (isolation #123) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:35 am

In post 973, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Can we all do a team building exercise?

Lets lynch our favorite reason for lynching the scum cat and then vote them.

In post 690, Lying Cat wrote:I was about to agree with Jiffy, but then I looked at Chairlizard's ISO.

"I was about to agree with Majiffy's obv joke post that shows I am not paying attention to the gamestate, interested in scumhunting, or otherwise worth a damn"

Majiffy · Post Post #981 (isolation #124) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:46 am

I am going against everything ingrained in my soul right now.
VOTE: Majiffy
I am VT. I am a safe lynch. Flip me.

Then remember:

In post 944, Majiffy wrote:Doduo, Lying Cat, ZZZX, mastin2, Speedy Saki

All of these slots need to die.

Majiffy · Post Post #982 (isolation #125) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:46 am

Because I seriously have absolutely no urge whatsoever to continue this fucking game so flip me and then sheep the everfuckingshittington out of my reads.

Majiffy · Post Post #984 (isolation #126) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:53 am

You think I'm scum then vote me Mastin

Majiffy · Post Post #985 (isolation #127) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:53 am

I'm handing myself on a beautifully polished silver platter for you.

Majiffy · Post Post #990 (isolation #128) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:57 am

I'm still not seeing a vote for your biggest scum read here Mastin.

Majiffy · Post Post #994 (isolation #129) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:02 am

In post 993, mastin2 wrote:
In post 990, Majiffy wrote:I'm still not seeing a vote for your biggest scum read here Mastin.
That's because you're not; you're third. (Admittedly, fluidity between the top-3 is decently-strong, but still.)

Who is your third, already assuming me and LC? And why don't I know this? And why does it seem like you've spent all game arguing Majiffy-Scum and almost no time at all arguing LC-scum or ???-scum if I'm only your

third

strongest scumread?

A: Because you're fucking scum

Majiffy · Post Post #996 (isolation #130) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:23 am

Your MTD push was a weak meh vote placed to get your vote off me when it started to heat up into a 1v1. You haven't expounded on that in any sufficient way since.

Majiffy · Post Post #999 (isolation #131) » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:40 am

531 looks like a whole lot of arm stretching just to justify an "I'm really not a fan of this post wherein I am voted"
595 is empty VCA "Look I'm a CW!"
625 is fency language and doesn't at all look like pressure.
639 was bullshit and I already explained why that reasoning was dead wrong.
648 is empty rhetoric made to look good.
768 isn't a reason it's just a placement of a completely unjustified read.
876 is sticking to an unjustified read.
883/884/889 more empty VCA on unflipped slots
890 more empty bullshit

You haven't formed a case for a scumread. You have adopted a scumread for weak reasons and then continued to wave the flag saying "lol look I have reads other than Majiffy!"

Majiffy · Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:22 pm

Spankings please?

Majiffy · Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:03 pm

In post 1004, Lying Cat wrote:@ majiffy i'll get my paddle.

*Bites lip and bats eyelashes*

Majiffy · Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:37 pm

Fuck you Imma put my penis in your dick or something

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:01 am

In post 1020, Speedy Saki wrote:oh good lord majiffy what happened to your avatar? *gasp*

Rofl it's a family crest I made for a game that's starting soon.

Catching up now.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:14 am

In post 1093, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Jiffy/mastin - objective read on mollie?

- Snork

Town until the end of days.

Is there a reason we haven't lynched me yet? I have claimed VT, my flip provides a massive amount of info, and there is way too much paranoia going on regarding other slots over my alignment. Flip me and move the fuck on.

Everyone should either vote me in their next post or explain explicitly why they are choosing not to, because it is inherently anti-town not to and an unreasoned lack of a vote will be taken as an immediate scumclaim.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:24 am

In post 1099, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:majiffy what is your favorite food?

Also Reuben.

In post 1101, PeregrineV wrote: Game1 I thought you were scum because you acted like this. You were town.
Game2 I thought you were town because you didn't act like this. You were scum.
Game3 I thought you were scum because you didn't act like Game1. You were scum.
This game I think your town because you act like Game1.
Get it?

Yes but IDGAF.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:29 am

In post 1106, PeregrineV wrote:
In post 1102, Majiffy wrote:Yes but IDGAF.
You asked.

And stop overreacting just because someone argues with you. It really fucks up your game.

There is too much being left up in the air because I haven't flipped. Like people scumreading Mollie. And NOT scumreading Mastin.

In post 1104, Snork wrote:And that's why we're not voting you. Because we don't know.

But you could vote me...

And know.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:32 am

*disgruntled muttering*

I'm gonna go mow the lawn and pretend half of you are somewhat competent.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:34 am

In post 1109, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Can you explain a little why you think mollie is town? I looked through some of her other games and the town games have a lot more passion and like.. clear drive to dig into people and figure them out and her scum games don't. and this game really matches her scum game in my opinion, so.. AP said you're very familiar with her, as is mastin, and I want to know what you are seeing.

- Snork

Mollie and I are generally pretty good at reading each other as long as we don't end up at each others' throats (see: last game off-site where we spent the whole game tunneling each other)

Her playing peacekeeper between me and Mastin is clear Mollie townsignals but I just can't heed because MastinScum.

But Mollie is town as fuck.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:34 am

Mollie's first move as town isn't scumhunt, it's find town and get them all seeing each other as town. Then destroy the outliers.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:48 am

In post 1121, beastcharizard wrote:And what if you are wrong?

I'm not.

In post 1121, beastcharizard wrote: Also, I busted up laughing when you posted quack. Not relevant but still want you to know.

:3

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:49 am

In post 1126, Titus wrote:
In post 1019, MTD wrote:
In post 1018, Titus wrote:Read House Party and then give me that line again.
Not happening at least till tomorrow, so can you just tell me what you mean?
Majiffy and Mastin were so in sync and bouncing off of each other immediately. There was no conflict at all that wasn't driven by scum me. If yhey both are town, they wouldn't feel the need for a pissing contest.

This is one of the numerous reasons Mastin is scum and you should lynch one of the two of us today so we can move on.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:15 pm

THAT IS PRECISELY WHY I AM OFFERING MYSELF UP TO LYNCH ARE YOU NOT READING THE FUCKING POSTS I MAKE?

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:34 pm

In post 1133, Titus wrote:
In post 1131, Majiffy wrote:THAT IS PRECISELY WHY I AM OFFERING MYSELF UP TO LYNCH ARE YOU NOT READING THE FUCKING POSTS I MAKE?
I am. Such ploys are not based in reason but intended to manipulate emotion regardless of alignment. So I'm not factoring it in at all. I would expect a tunnel on Mastin if you believed that, even if you tunnelled alone.

Asdfgh I tried that already you twit

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:47 pm

In post 1139, pirate mollie wrote:
In post 1098, Majiffy wrote:
In post 1093, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Jiffy/mastin - objective read on mollie?

- Snork
Town until the end of days.

Is there a reason we haven't lynched me yet? I have claimed VT, my flip provides a massive amount of info, and there is way too much paranoia going on regarding other slots over my alignment. Flip me and move the fuck on.

Everyone should either vote me in their next post or explain explicitly why they are choosing not to, because it is inherently anti-town not to and an unreasoned lack of a vote will be taken as an immediate scumclaim.
I will lynch you.

but it better be worth it as in don't you dare leave me in a game with a bunch of dummies who don't know how to read me.

you tell me what to do.

You and maybe AP are my only solid town reads. Flip me and this town cant possibly ignore my reads

Majiffy · Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:51 pm

In post 1155, pirate mollie wrote:
In post 1151, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:mollie if i agree to marry you, will you dance with me

how about a foxtrot, ill bring your uniform
I say
YES

I kinda agree with this too

Majiffy · Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:12 am

Still a scum read zz. Which conflict?

Majiffy · Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:01 am

Hey why haven't we lynched that Majiffy guy he's totes scum.

Majiffy · Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:59 pm

In post 1325, pirate mollie wrote:
@ majiffy

I am NOT going to lynch you if this is all some sort of bravado to reinforce your reads especially since I think you are wrong about mastina. if i am to stay in this game then you will have to suffer right along with me. I srsly doubt that we will both alive for long at any rate.

:colbert:

Fine.

You're voting Titus. Elaborate.

Majiffy · Thu Jun 05, 2014 4:22 pm

:effort:

@mollie

Majiffy · Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:57 am

How the hell are gg and I bussing when we have townreadd on each other zz?

@gg ill give you a rundown when I get back to my laptop.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:11 am

In post 1347, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:Has Jiffy used the "omg just lynch me hurrah" emotional manipulation in past games before?

At EM about 4 years ago, with great success.

In post 1352, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:I'm paranoid enough of mollie

Just stop.

GG get to you later, intoxicated.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:18 am

In post 1360, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 1358, Majiffy wrote:Just stop.
You're allowed to give me advice when you actually stop being a stubborn fuck this game. I hate this bullshit. Can we just put Cat at L - 2?

Not stubborn. Certain.

And I'll consider switching to Cat. Apparently lynching me to confirm you and Mollie town, and subsequently my scumreads as scum isn't fucking working so I'll have to pray for a night kill.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:37 am

VOTE: Doduo

For reasons I cannot expound upon, I am now convinced this is a scum lynch.
I have not broken any rules.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:13 pm

Ok then look for in-thread reasons to lynch doduo. Not like there isnt plenty.

Majiffy · Sat Jun 07, 2014 12:19 pm

Boy, this game got quiet. Sup wit dat. Weekend?

Majiffy · Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:22 pm

It took you 1000 posts to start reading Mollie as town?

Oh right you're scum.

Majiffy · Sun Jun 08, 2014 9:34 am

In post 1399, Bulbazak wrote:
In post 1398, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:
In post 1397, ZZZX wrote:Wait... Don't computers really run on magical fairy dust?
There is no such thing as computers.
Mine is a box powered by hamster wheels.

*goes back to feeding hamsters*

Fixed for proper punchline delivery.

How long do we have until deadline? This game has gone almost nowhere since everyone up and refused to vote me. I feel like I stopped all the scum-led arguments from sheer confusion.

Majiffy · Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:38 pm

Prolly jerk off.

Majiffy · Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:50 am

VOTE: Titus

Majiffy · Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:12 am

Yeah I dont think so. Your continued mollie/jiffy scumteam shouting while not pushing either of us is scum deflection and thread noise to hide that you dont have legitimate reads nor are trying to figure the game out.

Majiffy · Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:14 am

Meanwhile your vote sits comfy on lc wagon. Not sure if thats a bus or mislynch vote. Ill figure that out later when I have time to peruse your iso.

Majiffy · Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:53 am

Tightass needs to go next.

Majiffy · Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:15 am

Mastin if youre town vote titus with me.

Majiffy · Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:26 am

I agree. We should be lynching Titus.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:09 am

Why aren't we lynching Titus again?

Majiffy · Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:47 am

Because idiots.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:54 am

If this is town titus mafia isnt your game.

Majiffy · Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:25 am

In post 1586, Lying Cat wrote:Also, the above post is fucking hilarious. He's also not doing anything to push through either of his supposed preferred lynches. The hypocrisy stinks of scum. Seriously, why is this not still a wagon?

Idk are you voting Titus?

Majiffy · Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:22 pm

In post 1596, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:
In post 387, Titus wrote:Hell no! I tend to seek control of a thread as scum. Here, I can't bc I don't have the game solved.

In post 1595, Titus wrote:I also, while I believe I have caught the scumteam, I'm not certain.

You do note the 1200 posts between, right?

Majiffy · Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:27 am

I will likely be incredibly inactive until 7 days from now. But I should poke in occasionally.

Consider this an official unofficial V/LA

Majiffy · Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:44 pm

Oh good I'm not responsible for anything LC is pissed about lol

Majiffy · Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:14 pm

Lets lynch Titus for reasons I have expounded upon numerous times.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:54 am

In post 1635, Bulbazak wrote:
Majiffy:
I'm really not seeing the level of scumhunting that I'd expect to see from Majiffy. Sure he's calling people scum, but he seems to be going after easier targets or targets where he doesn't have to really try. Take the PL he tried to push on Doduo as an example. That looked like a cheap line of attack and one where he really didn't have to try to appear like he's scumhunting. That's not what I'd expect from town Majiffy. And while I started to doubt my read with his self-vote AtE, where he showed an extreme level of aggression, I didn't see him do anything with it. In fact, I haven't really seen a high level of scumhunting from him. Sure he blusters a lot, but that's about it. There's also his extreme defense of Mollie, which really doesn't make sense given the posts she's made. Bottom line is that he's a lot of noise with little substance, and that's not town Majiffy.

Pirate Mollie:
Same issue with Mollie. Where is the scumhunting? Where is her trying to figure out other players? Heck, where is her going knee deep paranoid on someone and trying to run them into the ground? She did that at least twice on the first day of NY 171, with varying degrees of paranoia and pressure. Where is that here? Sure there are a couple of bright spots, but they do absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. She's a non-entity this game, and that's concerning.

These reads are chortlelicious. Especially the really super shitty Mollie read. Everything you're asking for she's exhibited ITT.

I think you need to re-read.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:17 am

In post 1667, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:Majiffy needs to re-read 67 pages for his own pleasure and enjoyment.

I don't have enough acid for that.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:23 am

In post 1674, Antihero wrote:
In post 1672, Majiffy wrote:
In post 1667, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:Majiffy needs to re-read 67 pages for his own pleasure and enjoyment.
I don't have enough acid for that.

here's some more, then

i swear, by the end of this game, you all will learn something.

Youre my favorite

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:24 am

In post 1678, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:Other head plus *reasons* have Titus as scumread, but we don't like who's on the wagon. Also, this flashwagoning stuff bothers me.

Shut up and vote titus.

@ bulb cuz shes obvtown

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:39 am

In post 1682, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:
In post 1681, Majiffy wrote:
In post 1678, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:Other head plus *reasons* have Titus as scumread, but we don't like who's on the wagon. Also, this flashwagoning stuff bothers me.
Shut up and vote titus.
I don't have enough acid to vote titus, what do I do please help me

Drink a whole bottle of cough syrup with dextromethorphan in it.

In post 1683, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:
In post 1681, Majiffy wrote:Shut up and vote titus.
does Mollie bus sometimes, plz answer

She's usually vehemently against it but will do so if absolutely necessary.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:37 am

AP give me more.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:57 pm

In post 1717, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Im totally giving [Majiffy] my vig shot tonight cause I <3 his spirit though.

LET ME SHOOT THEM ALL.

I CAN SHOOT THEM ALL. WE CAN WORK TOGETHER AND KILL THEM ALL.

In post 1727, Titus wrote:I prefer Majiffy as scum given the fact
Majiffy is softclaiming Ethyl
but won't claim he's my auntie Ethyl.

I am softclaiming no such thing. Show me said softclaim. I am calling your bullshit.

You keep changing your reasons for scumreading me. Probably because they're not authentic reasons.

In post 1734, ac1983fan wrote:I will switch to mastin if need be to achieve a lynch. Will check in tomorrow.

Would you vote Titus if need be? Because Titus is scum ergo needs to be voted.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:58 pm

AP I love you but Titus is a more important flip here than Mastin.

Mastin scum doesn't lurk off wagons.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:06 pm

In post 1737, Titus wrote:That right there for one. The picture is the softclaim.

... That was a WIFOM reference you absolute moron.

In post 1738, Titus wrote:
In post 1736, Majiffy wrote:AP I love you but Titus is a more important flip here than Mastin.

Mastin scum doesn't lurk off wagons.
Make your case Majiffy.

Your case is shit, your reads are shit, your play is shit, and I'm not seeing any form of town from you.

In post 1739, Lying Cat wrote:
In post 1736, Majiffy wrote:AP I love you but Titus is a more important flip here than Mastin.

Mastin scum doesn't lurk off wagons.
Mastin's not lurking off-wagon, assuming i'm reading you correctly.

Mastin's pushing the crapwagon on me, which was the biggest until very recently.

Mastin hasn't been a viable presence in this game for almost a week now.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:06 pm

In post 1741, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:
In post 1733, Titus wrote:
In post 1728, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:People I would lynch today: Mastin, Mollie, Titus (eh screw it), MTD, WickedDest, ZZZX, PV
GG, you are so fucking close.

Majiffy, Mollie (bc if she's scum she's scum with Jiffy), MTD, Wicked, beast, ZZZX, Lying, and PV
Why can't mollie just be scum? Her and mastin interactions early game are awkward as hell.

That's because Mollie wanted to townread Mastin. Still is, I think.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:18 pm

In post 1744, Lying Cat wrote:
In post 1742, Majiffy wrote:Mastin hasn't been a viable presence in this game for almost a week now.
Right, but dropping a vote and walking away
is
something mastin would do.

Mastin seems legitimately pre-occupied with RL shit. Null.

We can press Mastin tomorrow. Lynch a Titus today.

In post 1746, Titus wrote:Majiffy, seeing no town is not a case. It's a credibility pissing contest. The longer you are a hollow vaccum and I post content, the more likely you are to lose that pissing contest. Show it. Why am I scum?

The fact that you've been pushing me on less than no case.

In post 1746, Titus wrote:You didn't need to post a picture of that wine bottle to say it was wifom. Bullshit on you not softclaiming. Right now, do you revoke any claim to anything with the word Ethyl in it?

I already did the first time you asked me.

In post 1747, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Oh huh what is mollie doing this game. Oh right lurking and avoiding challenging anyone.

Everyone is free to sheep me whenever

Lynch Titus and if it flips town I'll sheep you the rest of the game.

In post 1748, Guilty Gunsmith wrote:Titus is ttown holy crap.

Not even remotely.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:21 pm

In post 408, Titus wrote:Jiffy, Are you my uncle Ethyl now? Should I go vampire and drink you? Btw, if you are my uncle Ethyl, I am doing acid.

In post 444, Majiffy wrote:
In post 429, Titus wrote:Jiffy, 408 read it.
That post was a big ball of wat.

In post 454, Titus wrote:Damn it Jiffy, I thought you were auntie Ethyl... I'm just going to sulk now.

In post 455, Majiffy wrote:I have no idea who the fuck Auntie Ethyl is.

Because apparently this wasn't straightforward enough that you now have to try to act like it didn't happen.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:26 pm

In post 1751, Titus wrote:Say "I revoke any claim that has the word Ethyl in it."

I'm not an Ethyl anything and there's nothing to revoke because I never claimed or softclaimed anything to fucking begin with you stupid fuck.

In post 1751, Titus wrote: Second, I haven't been pushing on you with next to no case.

Ok here we go point by point.

In post 1751, Titus wrote: I've been saying you and Mastina have gotten into a pissing match where you didn't look town and she did.

Why did I look not-town and why did she look town? Your argument regarding this has never stretched anything beyond "TvS" with no flipped parties.

In post 1751, Titus wrote:I also didn't like your wifom lynch me gambit crap.

That wasn't WIFOM. I'm still willing to be lynched or vigged if everyone sheeps my scumreads after I flip town.

In post 1751, Titus wrote: Lastly, I haven't been strongly pushing you because I've been trying to fucking solve your alignment.

So you've been advocating my lynch, calling me scum (EVEN IN THIS POST!) and yet you... are "trying" to solve my alignment?

This is why you're scum.

In post 1751, Titus wrote: The longer you engage in a pissing contest based on lies and innuendo, the more likely I am to hink you are scum.

The more you keep pushing nothing as if it's something, the more likely I'm going to keep calling you scum for it.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:11 pm

In post 1753, Titus wrote:Majiffy you looked town because your play didn't match House Party. You're much more open and communicative there than here.

I'm going to first assume that you meant scum, not town. Because I was town in House Party.
I'm then going to assume you have no idea what you're talking about, because I was being pretty hung-back in that game, on account of being a town protective role.

In post 1753, Titus wrote: Bullshit on the willing to be vigged or lynched. You can't be vigged tonight as the inventors only give something tonight most likely.

So are you saying you're certain there's no vig?

But whatever, more empty rhetoric from you.

In post 1753, Titus wrote: Oh and a nice discredit to top it off.

Where would that be?

In post 1761, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:OK Titus has been crumbing Ethyl since the beginning of the game. So yeah that's a softclaim. Has Titus claimed yet?

No Titus has been calling me scum for softclaiming Ethyl even though I expressly denied being any kind of Ethyl.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:12 pm

Also I think this game might be breakable but I'll have to do a bit of research first.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:15 pm

1. You are incredibly bad at meta, Titus. Stop trying.

2. And I'm saying you're excluding the possibility of a vig role for no reason.

3. That's not a discredit. That's a conclusion drawn by the fact that I have disproven everything you've said.

p-edit: stuff

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:16 pm

In post 1766, Titus wrote:
In post 1764, Majiffy wrote:Also I think this game might be breakable but I'll have to do a bit of research first.
Well let's put a theory out there then. I don't see how the game is breakable yet.

Not until I do my research.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:24 pm

In post 1770, Perpetual Nonsense wrote:You two can always cut the quarreling and wagon Mollie with me.

I'm not voting Mollie even if a mod-confirmed IC sane daycop had a guilty tracker gunsmith report on her.

In post 1771, Titus wrote: You haven't disproven anything beyond the fact you're not Ethyl.

You haven't posited much else. And yes, I have addressed every single one of your points and refuted each one.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:28 pm

Ok I think I can break this game to near-autowin if not certain autowin but I need 3 things;
1) Someone proficient enough at organic chem to fill in the blanks that I can't because I read chemistry about as well as Ray Charles reads speed limit signs on highways.
2) Someone to cop aforementioned person so we can be certain of their alignment (2a: someone to doc or otherwise protect said person so they aren't nightkilled, as well).
3) Mass flavorclaim once that person is confirmed town.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:33 pm

That's why I did my research first. I think I've picked up on something Anti is likely to have overlooked.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:33 pm

Also I haven't seen Anti provide fakeclaims in any of his last 3 games.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:52 pm

All we need is one town-aligned player.

And hey, if the only one who knows a lot is scum, at least we get a scum flip out of it.

Majiffy · Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:56 pm

Welp I'm outtie. Someone take the helm here and try to get everyone to say whether they have a lot of knowledge in the theme.

I likely won't be on at all tomorrow.

Majiffy · Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:46 am

Tldr is titus is scum and the wagon wont pick up because all the scum leaped to mastin cw

Majiffy · Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:34 pm

Vezok, pn, if you have a s
Titus scumread why wont you vote there?

@ whoever asked about mastin, interactions with mollie.