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You confide here your worldly problems, and I shall provide you with my sage wisdom.
Problems solved to date: 23Last edited by vonflare on Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:37 am, edited 16 times in total.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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In post 1, BeardedCat wrote:halp the elderly kitten hisses at me when i pounce her and chew her tail. she is very mean to me.
Chew someone else's tail.
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In post 8, Salamence20 wrote:Whats the most effective and cheap way to eliminate JDGA?
tear gas and blueberries
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In post 11, Ythan wrote:How can I escape from desire, aversion, and ignorance?
For the first two: don't have a girlfriend
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In post 12, CooLDoG wrote:You made this thread. That is a problem.
Also, please tell me how to stir up some shit. It is getting boring.
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In post 18, esuriospiritus wrote:I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do
In post 21, Davsto wrote:In post 18, esuriospiritus wrote:I want it to be the weekend forever but I don't have a time machine or enough PTO, wat do
Time flies when you're having fun. If, mathematically from this, you assume the speed at which time passes is proportional to the amount of fun being had, one can deduct that, by having no fun at all on the weekend, the weekend could potentially last indefinitely.
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In post 23, T S O wrote:I want to get this guy called vonflare permanently banned. How should I go about doing it?
Hack my account, make me post death threats to a bunch of scummers in GD, report me.
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In post 33, Kublai Khan wrote:How can I become a Flemish dictator?
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In post 34, Glork wrote:How do I do that one thing in the place with the stuff?
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In post 37, Davsto wrote:When someone asks you an incomplete question?
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In post 38, Kublai Khan wrote:How do I get you to use proper punctuation?
Sentences are funnier without periods at the end
So you can't.
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In post 41, GuyInFreezer wrote:What should I do to ensure I ban a lot of miserable people?
Hack their account, post offensive material, report.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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In post 43, Kmd4390 wrote:I'm too tired to do anything, but not tired enough to sleep. What do I do? I'm also hungry and don't have any food that doesn't need to be cooked but I'm too tired to cook.
Play video games until you are hungry enough to cook, then cook and eat, then go to bed.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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In post 47, esuriospiritus wrote:In post 45, vonflare wrote:In post 42, Espeonage wrote:What should I eat for a snack?
Peanut butter Nutella banana sandwich
FTFY
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In post 51, Kublai Khan wrote:In post 40, vonflare wrote:In post 38, Kublai Khan wrote:How do I get you to use proper punctuation?
Sentences are funnier without periods at the end
So you can't.
I'm still counting this as a solved problem tho
My problem is you counting that as a solved problem.
Fine, I won't.
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In post 53, Espeonage wrote:My new problem is that I hate Peanut Butter.
That problem is beyond my scope of intervention. You see, i don't solve problems like 'I don't like peanut butter', because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. No, I solve practical problems.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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In post 57, Espeonage wrote:I have a problem, what do I eat for a snack that fits in with my tastes?
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In post 64, Glork wrote:It's ok he didn't even a see my question. P sure this guy is a hack.
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In post 72, NicCage wrote:In post 67, vonflare wrote:In post 66, NicCage wrote:Why does my dog keep having diarrhea
Stop feeding him raisins.
I don't feed him raisins. Should I start so I can stop?
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In post 74, saulres wrote:vonflare, how do I get the motivation and time to finish writing, and then run, Meme Mafia IV?
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In post 75, Glork wrote:In post 65, vonflare wrote:In post 64, Glork wrote:It's ok he didn't even a see my question. P sure this guy is a hack.
You only posted one question in this thread, and I wrote some stupid ass bullshit because I'm bad at this game...
FTFY
YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME?
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