Advice-a-flare!

esuriospiritus · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:24 am

In post 48, vonflare wrote:
In post 47, esuriospiritus wrote:
In post 45, vonflare wrote:
In post 42, Espeonage wrote:What should I eat for a snack?

Peanut butter Nutella banana sandwich

FTFY

Ew

your loss

Kublai Khan · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:28 am

In post 40, vonflare wrote:
In post 38, Kublai Khan wrote:How do I get you to use proper punctuation?

Sentences are funnier without periods at the end

So you can't.

I'm still counting this as a solved problem tho

My problem is you counting that as a solved problem.

Kmd4390 · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:39 am

In post 46, vonflare wrote:
In post 43, Kmd4390 wrote:I'm too tired to do anything, but not tired enough to sleep. What do I do? I'm also hungry and don't have any food that doesn't need to be cooked but I'm too tired to cook.

Play video games until you are hungry enough to cook, then cook and eat, then go to bed.

Didn't have the energy to go buy video games or learn how to play them. Ended up just going to bed.

Espeonage · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:40 am

My new problem is that I hate Peanut Butter.

vonflare · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:37 am

In post 49, Cheery Dog wrote:How do I stop myself joining silly games?

Join no games.

vonflare · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:38 am

In post 51, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 40, vonflare wrote:
In post 38, Kublai Khan wrote:How do I get you to use proper punctuation?

Sentences are funnier without periods at the end

So you can't.

I'm still counting this as a solved problem tho

My problem is you counting that as a solved problem.

Fine, I won't.

But I'm counting this as a solved problem!

vonflare · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:40 am

In post 53, Espeonage wrote:My new problem is that I hate Peanut Butter.

That problem is beyond my scope of intervention. You see, i don't solve problems like 'I don't like peanut butter', because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. No, I solve practical problems.

Espeonage · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:44 am

I have a problem, what do I eat for a snack that fits in with my tastes?

vonflare · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:34 am

In post 57, Espeonage wrote:I have a problem, what do I eat for a snack that fits in with my tastes?

A brick.

NicCage · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:35 am

how to ascend into heaven free of all sin

vonflare · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:36 am

In post 59, NicCage wrote:how to ascend into heaven free of all sin

Send me all your money.

Espeonage · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:37 am

All my teeth are broken, what do?

vonflare · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:39 am

In post 61, Espeonage wrote:All my teeth are broken, what do?

Draw teeth on your lips.

GuyInFreezer · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:22 am

In post 44, vonflare wrote:
In post 41, GuyInFreezer wrote:What should I do to ensure I ban a lot of miserable people?

Hack their account, post offensive material, report.

But that's not a satisfying way.

Glork · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:39 am

It's ok he didn't even a see my question. P sure this guy is a hack.

vonflare · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:29 am

In post 64, Glork wrote:It's ok he didn't even a see my question. P sure this guy is a hack.

You only posted one question in this thread, and I answered it...

NicCage · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:24 pm

Why does my dog keep having diarrhea

vonflare · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:18 pm

In post 66, NicCage wrote:Why does my dog keep having diarrhea

Stop feeding him raisins.

N · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:51 pm

why are birds

vonflare · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:58 pm

In post 68, N wrote:why are birds

I don't understand your question.

saulres · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:29 pm

In post 69, vonflare wrote:
In post 68, N wrote:why are birds

I don't understand your question.

It's okay, I've got this one.

In post 68, N wrote:why are birds

Because just like me, they long to be

inte · Post Post #71 (ISO) » Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:43 am

i think the better question is why

aren't

birds

NicCage · Post Post #72 (ISO) » Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:53 am

In post 67, vonflare wrote:
In post 66, NicCage wrote:Why does my dog keep having diarrhea

Stop feeding him raisins.

I don't feed him raisins. Should I start so I can stop?

vonflare · Post Post #73 (ISO) » Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:06 am

In post 72, NicCage wrote:
In post 67, vonflare wrote:
In post 66, NicCage wrote:Why does my dog keep having diarrhea

Stop feeding him raisins.

I don't feed him raisins. Should I start so I can stop?

Yea, obviously.

saulres · Post Post #74 (ISO) » Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:12 am

vonflare, how do I get the motivation and time to finish writing, and then run, Meme Mafia IV?