Micro 75: Bureaucracy Mafia (Game Over)

[Empking]

Stamp the paper; pass the paper. Sign the paper; file the paper. Stamp the paper; file the paper. Sign the paper; pass the paper. Stamp the paper; pass the paper.

Players Alive

pirate mollie
Aj The Epic

Players Dead

Breakfast - Town Bureaucrat - Lynched Day One
Jake from State Farm - Town Bureaucrat - Killed Night One
maverick_alpha - Senior Bureaucrat - Lynche Day Two

njoseph

nachomomma8 - Senior Bureaucrat - Killed Night Two
Robert2424 - Costcutter - Lynched Day Three
Shamrock - Cafeteria Staff - Killed Night Three

Maestro

qwints - Town Bureaucrat - Lynched Day Four

[Empking]

Rules

The standard
+ No bah posts.
+ Ten day deadlines.
+ No majority at deadline means no lynch at deadline.

VT PM:

You are a Bureaucrat, apparently you have no special powers.

You win when the cost-cutters have been eliminated.

[Empking]

Your boss has recently retired. Ahh, you gave him a gold watch and everything. You owe a lot to him, he'd probably not have been hired if he wasn't on a mad hiring binge in order to create a sort of empkingdom for himself. Unfortunately, now he's gone the Costcutters have come, and you have a mortgage to feed. The knives, and guns, are out, because you're

keeping

this job.

Day One Begins Now

Two pieces of paper of paper have fallen to the floor. Now don't rush there's enough for everyone, well not really, so form an orderly queue and wait till we're at least at post 26 and post

"Pick up paper"

if there's a remaining one you would like to pick.

[Empking]

Vote Count 1

Not voting: maverick_alpha, Breakfast, Jake from State Farm, Shamrock, Maestro, pirate mollie, njoseph, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

[Maestro]

Two pieces of paper of paper have fallen to the floor. Now don't rush there's enough for everyone, well not really, so form an orderly queue and wait till we're at least at post 26 and post "Pick up paper" if there's a remaining one you would like to pick.

I claim one.

[Maestro]

Also, VOTE: pirate mollie for reasons.

[maverick_alpha]

Calling dibs on the other paper

Also, just to be clear, what timezone do you all live? I'm GMT +7

Vote: Breakfast

I didn't get breakfast, therefore it must be the cause of YOU!!! *pointy finger*

[Aj The Epic]

Hello. It would seem that it is time to go find someone who is relatively suspicious. Is it like a tradition here to vote for random people on your way in? I can't say I know anyone well enough (other than Robert) to make any sort of educated guess.

I'm not much for a RVS or RQS, (actually, I am generally against both, but if days last weeks here, we mine as well at least give it a shot. (Days lasting weeks is inception-worthy). Everyone here is IC, I'm assuming?

I'm going to invest in my own tombstone now.

[njoseph]

"Military Intelligence": Don't volunteer for ANYTHING.
NO dibs on these first two papers.

[njoseph]

Clarification: I MYSELF call no dibs on them; feel free to call dibs for yourself. Free country.

[Maestro]

Oppressively bureaucratic, outwardly fascist, dictatorial, tyrannically-governed country.

FTFY

[njoseph]

*can buy diapers for my adult self*
*so __ is free*

[Maestro]

"Diapers do not a nation make."

~mith

In EmpKING We Trust.

[njoseph]

*reads a timely quote*
*and gives mith an Honorary Doctorate of Letters*

[Maestro]

*Covers it in red tape (literally and figuratively) until other players arrive.*

[pirate mollie]

hi guys!

VOTE: maestro

just because

[Maestro]

^ Lack of input on the ongoing discussion is scummy.

[Aj The Epic]

Lack of discussion to ongoing input is scummy.

[Maestro]

What.

[Aj The Epic]

It's like reverse philosophy that doesn't need to make sense.

[pirate mollie]

lol, obviously

[Maestro]

Yup. Now either RV or post nonsencial content.

[Aj The Epic]

Forcing random votes? Seems like someone has a hidden agenda! You've lost my vote for most discreet mafia ever...

Then again, I've already fulfilled the nonsensical content part. Have you? Because, unfortunately for you, I understand everything you've said so far. You're making sense, which is apparently bad, by your own standards.

Then again, that doesn't make sense to why you'd do such a thing, so you are no longer making sense. Congratulations?

[njoseph]

A mandate from Maestro regarding RVS/nonsensicalness?

Players Alive

maverick_alpha

Breakfast

Jake from State Farm
Shamrock
Maestro
pirate mollie
njoseph
Aj The Epic
Robert2424

Is it healthful to be active and expend energy in an RVS event before Breakfast?

[njoseph]

Who's fault would that unhealthfulness really be? ?

VOTE: Breakfast