Zendo Questions III

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1942 (isolation #0) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 5:24 am

Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1946 (isolation #1) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:17 pm

Should I join the Avengers Initiative?
Is it dumb?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1948 (isolation #2) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:54 pm

Do you think I should go for a run?
Should I start a diet?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1950 (isolation #3) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:42 pm

Are all superheroes strong?
If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1952 (isolation #4) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:48 pm

Shot in the dark.
Guess: If the question is about something that could potentially happen or be done, it gets a 'Yes'.

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1953 (isolation #5) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 11:50 pm

Fuck that's so wrong

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1971 (isolation #6) » Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:33 am

Can I trust you?
Will I ever be happy?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #1993 (isolation #7) » Mon Jun 26, 2023 10:48 pm

Would I?
Would I not?
Could I?
Could I not?
Am I?
Am I not?

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2005 (isolation #8) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:52 am

I fucking have you now.

If the question has the letters E, T, H, E, L then the answer is yes. Otherwise, no.

*mic drop*

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2007 (isolation #9) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 5:56 am

I have a rule.

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2009 (isolation #10) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:09 am

(I edited the first post trying to copy the bbcode, and then updated it there in my absent-mindedness. I'm so sorry.)

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2011 (isolation #11) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:21 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2013 (isolation #12) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 6:41 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2015 (isolation #13) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 7:21 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2018 (isolation #14) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:22 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2020 (isolation #15) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:50 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:06 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:27 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2028 (isolation #18) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:22 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Fri Jun 30, 2023 12:57 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2032 (isolation #20) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:37 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2034 (isolation #21) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 2:35 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2036 (isolation #22) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:44 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2037 (isolation #23) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:50 am

Sorry something wrong happened with ChatGPT, which I use to generate the bbcode, and has added some stupid stuff in. I'll fix it.

There I fixed it.

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2039 (isolation #24) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:15 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2041 (isolation #25) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:52 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2043 (isolation #26) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:34 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2045 (isolation #27) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:48 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2047 (isolation #28) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:51 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2049 (isolation #29) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:57 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2051 (isolation #30) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:22 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2053 (isolation #31) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:25 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2055 (isolation #32) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:32 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2057 (isolation #33) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 9:40 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first.

(No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2059 (isolation #34) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:22 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first.

(No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail.

(No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2061 (isolation #35) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:11 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first.

(No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail.

(No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop.

(No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2063 (isolation #36) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 4:28 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing.

(No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't.

(No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching.

(Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf.

(No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not.

(No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight.

(No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't.

(No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued?

(No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not!

(Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one.

(No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned?

(No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo!

(No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it.

(Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me.

(Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you?

(Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first.

(No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail.

(No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop.

(No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time.

(No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living.

(No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2065 (isolation #37) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:08 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2067 (isolation #38) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:30 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2070 (isolation #39) » Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:20 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2072 (isolation #40) » Sat Jul 01, 2023 6:33 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2074 (isolation #41) » Sat Jul 01, 2023 6:40 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2076 (isolation #42) » Sat Jul 01, 2023 6:50 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2078 (isolation #43) » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:06 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

27.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2080 (isolation #44) » Sun Jul 02, 2023 1:32 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2082 (isolation #45) » Sun Jul 02, 2023 1:43 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

39.

I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?

I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)

humaneatingmonkey · Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:03 pm

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

39.

I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?

I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)

40.

Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?

Lawyers are not artists. (No.)

41.

Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?

I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2087 (isolation #47) » Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:47 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

39.

I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?

I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)

40.

Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?

Lawyers are not artists. (No.)

41.

Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?

I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)

42.

Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?

You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Post Post #2089 (isolation #48) » Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:39 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

39.

I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?

I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)

40.

Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?

Lawyers are not artists. (No.)

41.

Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?

I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)

42.

Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?

You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)

43.

Hey, are you?

Am I what? (No.)

humaneatingmonkey · Thu Aug 17, 2023 10:47 am

0.

Are you the law?

I am now. (Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience. (No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

10.

Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?

Only if you're not flossing. (No.)

11.

Could you recommend me a good book?

I could, but I won't. (No.)

12.

Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?

Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)

13.

Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?

I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)

14.

Is the roof on fire?

Let's hope not. (No.)

15.

Do we need any water?

Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)

16.

Do we need lawyers?

Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)

17.

Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?

Do you want to get sued? (No.)

18.

Are you guilty of a crime?

Absolutely not! (Yes.)

19.

Is there crime?

Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)

20.

Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?

If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)

21.

Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?

I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)

22.

Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?

Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)

23.

Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?

Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)

24.

Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?

Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)

25.

Is the Grob playable?

You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)

26.

Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?

This is why you're going to jail. (No.)

27.

Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?

I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)

28.

Should I get better at chess?

It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)

29.

Is this, therefore, a waste of time?

Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)

30.

Are you a law abiding citizen?

Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)

31.

Are you the law abiding citizen?

Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)

32.

Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?

It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)

33.

Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?

...That's prison again for you. (No.)

34.

Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?

Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)

35.

Hey?

Hey yourself, mister. (No.)

36.

Hey, are you a lawyer?

If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)

37.

Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?

I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)

38.

Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?

Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)

39.

I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?

I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)

40.

Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?

Lawyers are not artists. (No.)

41.

Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?

I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)

42.

Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?

You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)

43.

Hey, are you?

Am I what? (No.)

44.

Are you?

Am I what?! (No.)