Yosarian2 / Parama - Yos first. Yos votes Parama in
118. Yos says I sound like Parama's scum buddy in posts 154 and 156. In 158, he says I might not be Parama's scum buddy, but I'm scum anyway. Yos says in
188: "I don't actually know Parama's alignment at this point"; I can't tell if this is a "herp derp I'm town guys I don't know his alignment" subliminal message, or if it's really a "hurp de durp I don't know if he's scum or not but he's scummy and I'd be voting him
BUT... etc." Either way looks bad. In post #
378 (I'm guessing this will become an important post, for reasons I will spill in a bit), Yos says Parama is "pretty iffy", which is the epitome of a non-stance. In post
459, Yos says Furcolow is avoiding the Parama wagon. In post
543, Yos says "Parama has been really useless, yeah, that's why I listed him as my #3 suspect. I really have no idea how to read him here." Yos has Parama listed as "suspicious" in post
596. Post
812, Yos buddies with shos while saying Parama is scummy. Post
814: "Parama really needs to start coming out with some good, non-crappy content, and he needs to do it soon." In other words, Yos is criticizing Parama for the same thing he criticizes Parama for criticizing others for. I really really doubt they are scum together at this point. But onto Parama's posts about Yos.
Parama opens up with "so yos is scum guys. just sayin'" in post
123. Parama asks Yos a pertinent question ("Yos: Analyze why I would not defend myself at L-1 and instead respond with an accusation as scum?") in post
148. Yos responds in
152 with a
complete fucking non-answer
: "(shrug) Explain why you would do it as town, and you might have yourself a defense there." <--- WHAT THE FUCK? ... Yos is scum. Moving on: Parama asks Yos for his thoughts on Chiaro in post
310. Parama says in post
417 that he's willing to vote Yos, but has two other people in front of him on his list (Chiaro and shos). That's about it. Are they scum together? It's vaguely possible. But probably not. Yos comes out looking terribly scummy though.
Yosarian2 / Nuwen - Yos OMGUS votes Nuwen in RVS. Yos defends Nuwen in post
167, even when she's clearly making shit up. He comes up with a reason to vote Quilford in
309. based on Quilford's spat with Nuwen, even though Nuwen is clearly the one who's not making sense. Yos calls Nuwen townish in the infamous post
378. He says Nuwen has acted pro-town in
396. And LOL I almost lost my Cheerios at this one. He says Nuwen made a "logical case" in post
403. That's
rich
. He then follows up in 414 by saying Nuwen's statements were factually true (Hint: they weren't). This is too much. I can't take it any more, lol. Moving on, in
595, he says Nuwen looks pretty town, and has her on his Town list in the next post. In
776 he says Nuwen is acting town and that charter is acting like a dumbass. He then continues attacking anyone who says Nuwen is retarded. Omg I think I'm gonna pee. In
779, he says Nuwen is "pretty clearly" town. I think Pretty Clearly would be an excellent title for Yos, he says it at least as much as (shrug). and it's even more ironic because he says it about stuff that is "pretty clearly" not true, or "pretty clearly" bullshit. In other words, it'd be a perfect title, if irony was the aim. In other news, it's now Yos's catchphrase and I'm going to use it in every post I ever direct at him ever from now on. It's "pretty clearly" the perfect thing to say to make people feel stupid, at the same time as giving off a vague condescending air of elitism that most tenured forum asshats like Yos try to give off. But I digress. Moving right along: In post
811, he says that Nuwen's actions make no sense coming from scum, EVEN THOUGH he gave a lame half-assed answer to Parama which puts the burden of proof on PARAMA (who used the same argument), by asking why Parama would do something as TOWN. This is inconsistent. He has been white-knighting Nuwen relentlessly and Nuwen is quite obviously the perfect townie to white-knight (if you're scum and know she's town). She's acting stupidly, making arguments with no merit, and lurking in the interim. Yos needs to re-learn how to pick his white-knighting targets; Nuwen's a "textbook" target for scum white-knighting if she's town (which makes me slightly more sure that she IS town, because I really really can't see Yos defending her this much otherwise). Again I'll point out that Yos needs to find a new textbook. His is "pretty clearly" old hat and needs to be updated. *giggle* .... and.... the very next post I come to is this one (
878): "Nuwen is one of the few people who has an even lower tolerance for stupidity then I do." Yeah, I'm done. There's nothing more to say about this. I'm only half done with Yos's ISO and he's proclaimed Nuwen town at least ten times already, and sang her praises although she "pretty clearly" doesn't deserve any of them. It's kind of sad, really.
Nuwen opens up with an RVS vote on Yos, joking that he's a godfather in her next post. Nuwen votes Quilford in post
129 for allegedly accusing her and Yosarian of being scum (the
is: all he said was "Nuwen you suck seriously what is that shit vote" in
122, and "yos is giving me the odd vibes like i give kids candy" in
126 ... which means Nuwen was making shit up entirely -- and Yos was defending her for it; wtf?). In post
709 Nuwen says "The wagon on Yos is crapscum flailing about." but admits "I can't read Yos himself this early in the game". Two things: One, Yos had already made
57 posts
by that point, and two, Nuwen is
pretty clearly
on crack, because Yos was obvscum long before that point. More mutual
masturbation
buddying with Yos in post
798: "Yosarian is a terrible lynch. Show me a guilty and MAYBE I'll listen. He's more valuable to the town than ten of anything else in this game." And I believe that's it. Sigh. What a trainwreck. The verdict is that Nuwen is very probably just very stupid, but unfortunately is also probably town. And it's pretty clear that Yos is buddying and white-knighting her, and she's uselessly doing the same thing back because she thinks Yos is cool or something.
If
Yos is town too (which I highly doubt), then they are both on my blacklist of ever playing with again ever, because they're both ridiculously useless. [insert more stamping my foot and shouting here]. Oh no wait that's what Nuwen would do. Never mind about the blacklisting thing. I thought that was
pretty clearly
a joke, anyway.
Yosarian2 / Zar - Zar doesn't mention Yos until post
419, after I ask him what he thinks of Yos. "Townish due to his contributions" is the reply. Well, then. Yos also gets a town read from Zar in
862. Fantastic. After that, that's it. No more from Zar regarding Yos. It appears his modus operandi in this case is to call his scumbuddy "townish" after 400 posts, then "town" after another 400. Don't expect him to mention his scumbuddy Yos again for another... 200 posts or so. It's not time yet.
Yos on the other hand is even more ludicrous/awful: His first mention of Zar is SIX hundred posts into the game, in post
596, where he's listed as "town" with no explanation. In post
932 he says "Zar? Really?", chiding Vi for mentioning unvoting him (Yos) to vote Zar. Yos talks about people
suspecting
Zar in post
982, but doesn't say anything about Zar himself. And that's it.
tl;dr, Yos and Zar are scum together.
Yosarian2 / charter - I think charter is town, so no.
Yosarian2 / kanyeknowsbest - I am beginning to think kanye is town, so no.
Yosarian2 / Furcolow - I think Furcolow is town, so no.
Don't do this. Please. 
