The Spoil a Wish game

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are worse at convincing.

I wish my new avatar were even cuter.

[Aether]

Granted. Your new avatar is cute, but it sucks.

[Demon Core]

I wish I could actually crystallize this enolate I made.

X_X

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The experiment goes horribly wrong and you are disfigured for life.

I wish I could resist the temptation to troll Aether.

[Aether]

Granted. However, Aether trolls you. Like this. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[StrangerCoug]

I wish to die.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. Aether kills you.

I wish for tomorrow to go well.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The day after that, however, is when you start your sentence in a maximum-security prison.

I wish to know Aether's age.

[drmyshotgun]

Granted! He's

69

years old!

I don't want to make a wish since it's going to be spoilt anyways.

[Aether]

Granted. However, I am really 12, which is a multiple of 3, so I turn you into a 69-year-old crone with no wishes.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Welcome to the gutter.

I wish to visit all 50 states.

[inspiratieloos]

Granted, you visit all 50 states of relaxation. You get stuck on the 50th never to move again.

I wish to know whether Aether is stupid or trolling. Without further details, lest it destroy my mind.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It destroys your mind either way.

I wish for us all to collectively ignore Aether.

[Siveure DtTrikyp]

Granted. However, in rage he spams the entire thread, and you have to be the one to clean it up.

I wish that somebody that is not aether grants this wish, like, say, xtopherusD.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are under arrest for the murder of Aether. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you free of charge. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?

I wish my brother would stop being a lazy bum.

[CF Riot]

Granted. Your brother becomes a hyperactive bum.

I wish StrangerCoug would've said "It destroys your mind Aether way" in post 10037.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It feels forced and doesn't come off as funny.

I wish to find my happy place.

[Aether]

Granted. However, I own your happy place.

[Cheery Dog]

I wish people would remember to wish for things.

[drmyshotgun]

Granted!

[xtopherusD]

I wish that we could all grant each other's wishes without having to spoil them.

[inspiratieloos]

Granted. People get bored and go back to spoiling wishes.

I wish for an instant cure for cancer, preferably between now and a few weeks.

[Siveure DtTrikyp]

Granted. However, the thread becomes boring without the point of it, and everyone stops posting.

I wish I could not have to have spoiled that wish.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied.

I wish for ice.

[drmyshotgun]

Granted! You choke on one of the cubes and die. When the cops arrive, they don't see the reason why you were killed because the ice melted. They announce your death a homicide and arrest your cat.

I wish for Friday night.