Mini 1400(!): Bubble Tape Mafia - It's Over!

[Cybertronix]

I wouldn't be upset with your hammer in fact I said I would deliver it, but perhaps someone sees something to clear you, or develops some other theory.

[Thor665]

How am I wrong?

I just hate the language.

"I'm going to lynch this guy, and if I'm wrong then it's the players in that slot's fault, not mine!"

It's weak language, and I don't like it. Either the slot is legit scum looking to you or it isn't. Disclaimer language like that usually feels like it shows up before town lynches town because one of the town is playing poorly and it's annoying the other town. I don't want to lynch anyone with that as reasoning for someone on the lynch.

I think it's relatively safe to say scum wouldn't be bussing right at this stage.

So it's KJ/Jake (or, for Jake - KJ/Thor)
or it's Cyber/Kthx

Kthx and Jake are literally the only players in a situation where bussing could be an option at this stage. so Kthx/KJ is a possible option.
I don't think Jake is scum.

So I'm seeing Cyber/Kthx and Kthx/KJ as the decent options for the day.
Still want to lynch Kthx at this point.

[Jake from State Farm]

Kthx, can you do your best to paraphrase how you were told your shot failed.

[Jake from State Farm]

Oh also claim how many shots you had and what you did each night

[killerjester]

I wouldn't be upset with your hammer in fact I said I would deliver it, but perhaps someone sees something to clear you, or develops some other theory.

You know if I am cleared you are scum by necessity, right?

Even

suggesting

that clearing me is a possibility, or saying that you'd be open to some other theory is NOT the mindset of town. It is the mindset of scum wanting to appear town, without realizing that his town-persona should be seeing me as 100% scum.

Thor/Jake, have I shown you that Cyber is scum yet?

[Jake from State Farm]

Can KJ/cyber be scum together?

[Cybertronix]

So trying to help town is not town, but scum appearing as town? Ok...

I've heard enough.

It's probably kj/kthnx.

VOTE: killerjester

[killerjester]

Although I'm surprised that you think he'd shittastically bus me and the suddenly drop it, I'm not opposed to lynching Cyber.

Brb have to work, I'll be on later ~9-10ish EST

[Jake from State Farm]

Cyber - explain to me why KJ is scum in your opinion

[Thor665]

Can KJ/cyber be scum together?

if we think they'd be bussing right now.
I wouldn't see that as optimal play for those slots at this stage though - if scum is bussing they should have something to help push them over into the 'not going to be lynched' category while they have two town PRs and also me, who is only a suspect because of lulzhijinks and 'it's Thor' logic.

It's probably kj/kthnx.

Why KJ first?

[Kthxbye]

Jake, I've said all this already but I'll rehash it just for you. I have 1 shot. I didn't nothing n1, shot at qwints n2/3 and didn't shoot last night as qwints flipped town. I got a pm saying the new day had started and I have 1 shot for the next night. That vague message plus my target not being dead means rb.

If you doubt my claim, we will lose this game. Plain and simple. I know 100% that KJ is scum due to him not dying at L-1 and everyone posting.

P.edit: either cyber is bussing now or Thor isn't bussing. Will cross that bridge when we are in lylo tomorrow.

[Kthxbye]

Or Jake is playing the best scum game I've ever seen and deserves to win.

[Jake from State Farm]

We are in lylo now

[Kthxbye]

And we'll be in lylo tomorrow as well.

[Kthxbye]

Unless KJ is the rb and I take my shot tonight......

[killerjester]

So trying to help town is not town, but scum appearing as town? Ok...

The best way to help town is by lynching scum. So unless you want to admit I'm not scum, I don't see how you were trying to help the town.

To allow Thor or Jake to clear me? To allow them to come up with other theories or lynch targets? Answer me honestly, do you think there is even a one in a million chance that I can be town right now? Even if they did "clear" me or suggested an alternative lynch, would you ever consider

not

lynching me today?

And if you answered "no" to the last two questions, how were you trying to help by unvoting me?

[killerjester]

Hey Kthx, if you thought there was a scum RB why didn't you consider gambitting to be "out of shots" the first time you were RB'd?

[Jake from State Farm]

^ good question. He specifically made a point to say he still had it. Why?

[Kthxbye]

Well, to be honest, didn't think of that. I guess I was trying to be honest to the questions asked of me and didn't think about possibly lying to tricks scum. Next time I have this role, I will keep that in my back pocket.

KJ: if you're not scum, why are you still alive? Btw, the answer that both I and cyber are scum-mates doesn't work since I know that I'm not scum. So with that in mind, why are you still alive?

[killerjester]

KJ: if you're not scum, why are you still alive? Btw, the answer that both I and cyber are scum-mates doesn't work since

I know that I'm not scum

. So with that in mind, why are you still alive?

Are you fucking serious?

Really.

What were you thinking when you did that post???

Oh Kthx, you are the master of premises that, if not outrightly false (and it is), would not be readily available to the uninformed minority! I submit to your logical superiority! I never stood a chance!

Let me try one.

"Hey Kthx, why are you not scum? The answer that you are not scum doesn't work because

I know that I'm town

, and neither Jake nor Thor have hammered me yet."

Do you see how unhelpful that was? All you've really proven is there exists a contradiction in that we can't both be town.

Now sweetie, you've got to wake up! You're going to be late for schoo- oh you wet the bed again... Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?

If anything, I hope Jake and Thor can recognize these pathetic attempts to lynch me are not from town origin.

[Kthxbye]

Wow, that was almost convincing....almost. What were you saying about being really reactionary? Anyway, you can die now. Anna be nice and tell us who your scumbuddy is?

[killerjester]

I really do want to know what you expected when you asked that question.

[Kthxbye]

Pretty much just the over reaction that you gave us, so thanks.

[killerjester]

Really? Perhaps you can highlight how it's scummy. Calling it reactionary won't cut it, because responsiveness in the nature of answering any direct question.

[Kthxbye]

I never said it was scummy, you hinted at it in p1392. At any rate, I don't need you to do anything scummy. Either Thor or cyber is your buddy as I fully believe Jake is town. The fact that you're not dead yet is proof that you're scum. It's simple. Was it risky to put you at L-1? Sure. But my gut is strong with the Force. It's up to Jake to trust his gut on you and your predecessor. If Cyber is bussing you or Thor is not bussing you, we'll figure that out tomorrow. Either me or Jake will be alive tomorrow as Cyber has had his own heat throughout the game. All we have to do is figure out who your buddy is.

If I'm wrong about Jake, he deserves a medal for this game.