The Reckoning II: Invitational - BLOODY CONCLUSION!

[Fate]

I'm terr-bul at readin' Fate nowadays so if you can handle that for me that'd be grrrrrrrrrrreat!

+ A UT VOTE?

OH FUCK NO

UNVOTE:
VOTE: RECK

TRYHARDIN SCUM DIES RIGHTHE FUCK NOW

[MattP]

I don't want to believe it

But Fate's never called Reck wrong in F2F and I've suffered for it before

My life's in disarray

[Fate]

HEY MATT

IF YOU THINK RECK DROPPED SOME SORT OF CRUMB OR SOME SHIT IN HIS FIRST POST AND THATS WHY HES "SOTOWN"

YEAH

NO

NO

NOPE
NOPE

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE

READ HIS POSTS AGAIN

AND ASK YOURSELF

"IS RECK TRYING OT BE IN THIS FOR THE LONGHAUL?"

BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES

[xRECKONERx]

AM I SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT FATE

[Fate]

oh jesus

okay for the remainder of this game anyone who is obvtown will, instead of being called confirmed town, be called

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EXHIBIT FUCKKING A


WHEN HAS RECK EVER BEEN THIS BLATANTLY GAY

ITS

SO

GODDAMN

FORCED

[Fate]

AM I SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT FATE

DONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME SCUM

[Fate]

AND I SWEAR TO GOD

DONT EVEN

DONT EVEN TRY TO PULL WOW MAFI AON THIS SHIT

DONT EVEN TRY TO BRING THAT SHIT UP

ITLL LOCK MY VOTE INTO PLACE UNTIL YOU DIE

[xRECKONERx]

Spoiler: EARLY GAME READS

BEEP BOOP

Vote:MattP

townGamma beep boops so this is pretty cool IMO

...you cheeky fucks.

VOTE: Confirmed Town

<_<

Why did I think you were co-modding the game?

i dont even know what this is but it probably needs fire

o fuk now i have another game starting....

I'm real fuckin busy with work and I'm voteless right now so i'll catch up in a few pages.

uhhhhhhh. matt you do this.

kdowns

-> VOTE:

kdowns

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mmm, something about that second post is appealing to me so i want to call her town
but something about that kdowns vote is kinda lolwat!? for Nuwen so idk yet

Vote: MattP

The party has been joined.

*yawn* RVS votes without context are boring and null

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Reck

what the fuck have you done

did you send her your gifs folder

Vote: Adorkable

Nuwens' town btw, its much easier to read her on the forums than F2F >_>

Let's play "spot the scum on page one" ok GO

I wanna say Axxle

I can get behind an adorkable lynch on policy alone tbqh

THATS NOT A VOTE UT

idk about Fate, I'm terrible at reading him nowadays so just assume whatever I say has the equivalent weight of me rolling dice with different alignments written on them

VOTE: trollie

*yawn* RVS votes without context are boring and null

Vote: adork

So far I have reck and MattP as confirmed town

*ahem*

what is this

i dont even

the alignment of these two is completely indicative of who has been posting so far under this account and my guess is singer so my guess is slightly town read

IN CONCLUSION MY LIST IS

towniest towns that ever towned

reck
gamma
matthew perry

null and boring

elvis
axxle
nuwen
thetrollie
fate

should probably die

adorkable
untrod motherfuckin' tripod

[xRECKONERx]

hey Fate

Fate

hey buddy

MAFIA IN THE SCARLET MONASTERY

fate puttin' on a clinic in how to read reck wrong: the greatest hits, vol. 1

[Fate]

OH WOW LOOK

IF IT ISNT MORE RECKWALLS EXPLAINING ALL HIS READS?

MATTP ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BUYING THIS SHIT

[Fate]

hey Fate

Fate

hey buddy

MAFIA IN THE SCARLET MONASTERY

fate puttin' on a clinic in how to read reck wrong: the greatest hits, vol. 1

ULTRATRON MEGA-VOTE OF ID STAND O A FUCKIN COUCH AND VOTE YOU FOREVER: RECK

THIS IS HAPPENING

TODAY

RIGHT NOW

[Untrod Tripod]

don't you be scum on me, reck. this is looking an awful lot like your weather game and I'm not gonna be fooled twice

vote reck

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally not feeling inclined to believe your matt read either.

[Fate]

THE BEST PART IS I DONT HAVE TO REPLACE HIS SCUMASS THIS TIME

I GET TO LYNCH IT

LYNCH IT DEAD

DEAD

DEA
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DEA
DEA
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DIE

DIE

DIE

[xRECKONERx]

tracklist

track 1: Well surprise! Reck IS scum
track 2: VOTE FUCKING REKC IF HE FLIPS TOWN ILL TAKE HTE LYNCH TOMORROW
track 3: My god Reck is SCUM, IAM RIGHT, RECK IS SCUM, SCUMSUCMSUCMS
track 4: get youf fucking VOTE back on Reck
track 5: YOU SCARED FUCKING SCUMBAG
track 6: Reck IS MODCONFIRMED SCUM
track 7: RECKS WALL OF DEFENSE ISN'T WORTH RESPONDING TO
track 8: What does this all mean again? THAT RECK IS SCUM KTHX
track 9: I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG HEHAHAHAHAHAAHA
track 10: I'M CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN MY RECK SCUMREAD TO RISK THE FUCKIN GAME
track 11: Outro: xRECKONERx - Draenei Shaman, Town, has been kicked from the group D3

hidden bonus track: I gave up my right to read Reck long ago. - From the album Mostly Mute Martyr Mafia: Haiku Redux

[MattP]

I'm on reck's side go team reck!

[xRECKONERx]

don't you be scum on me, reck. this is looking an awful lot like your weather game and I'm not gonna be fooled twice

vote reck

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally not feeling inclined to believe your matt read either.

DAT OMGUS

if this is anything other than blatant OMGUS then

FUCKING QUICKLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT MAKES THIS ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO MY WEATHER MAFIA GAME

[xRECKONERx]

explain how what i did is scummy in a vacuum, and explain how it matches my weather mafia 'meta'

quickly

go

[MattP]

VOTE: UT

[Untrod Tripod]

the way you dropped in early with your list of "reads" that are horseshit

hell, your whole scumread on me was based on, what, the fact that I made a joke post? that thing I do EXCLUSIVELY?

[xRECKONERx]

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING

NO REALLY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS

here I'll show you: http://weathermafia.webs.com/index.htm

^ that is the ARCHIVE for weather mafia

I'd like you take a look through my D1 posts. Here are the massive issues with what you call "meta":

- I didn't post until 10+ pages into the game because I didn't realize it had started
- The only post I made that had reads in it is the CATCHUP POST I made where I summarized my REREAD OF THE GAME because I was CATCHING UP WITH SEVERAL PAGES
- I dicked around for SEVERAL posts trying to snipe people before I made my giant catchup post that summarized

These situations are 100000000% different, could not be MORE different actually, and your attempt to shove my square-shaped scum meta into a star-shaped hole is pretty pathetic

also

hell, your whole scumread on me was based on, what, the fact that I made a joke post? that thing I do EXCLUSIVELY?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT, TRY AGAIN

i believe in you, if you furrow your brow and think REALLY HARD im sure you can employ the use of "inferences" to understand why I'm voting you

[MattP]

Drag queens: Reck, Fate, Gamma, MattP
Drab beans: UT

[xRECKONERx]

Hey Fate.

GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YA BUUUUUUUUUUDDY.

#1) Why does voting UT mean "OH FUCK NO"? Is he your scum buddy? If not, why do you not want me to vote him?

#2) What crumb is it you think MattP saw? I don't either he ever gave any indication he was reading a crumb for me, and I never crumbed anything, either.

#3) What does "being in it for the long haul" have anymore to do with scum than town?

#4) You played in Gay Mafia 1. Gay Mafia 2 is ongoing. I modded those games, helped write flavor, modded in flamboyant rainbow font, and yet you ask "WHEN HAS RECK EVER BEEN THIS BLATANTLY GAY"? I also did the same thing during Always On Mafia, another game that you were in, where I posted in rainbow font.

#5) Why is explaining my reads scummy? Are you honestly insinuating that it is anti-town to explain your reads?

[xRECKONERx]

Drag queens: Reck, Fate, Gamma, MattP
Drab beans: UT

don't you fucking dare put Fate on that goddamned list, not until I'm fucking done with him

[elvis_knits]

Hey reck why did you choochoo axxle and then in the same page make this huge case on UT, when neither axxle or UT had posted in the meantime?

[adorkable]

there's too much yelling

everyone should just go back to voting us